All Right! Fine! I’ll Take You! – Zaimokuza Gaiden – Chapter 2
“So…” Hachiman looks at me while barely lifting his eyes from his lunchbox. “What’s this all ab...
2021-09-26 02:00:42 +0000 UTC View PostDisclaimer: So that this story fits inside of Patreon’s Community Guidelines, it’s been revised so that it occurs in an AU where all the characters are legal adults. This inclu...
2021-09-25 01:55:48 +0000 UTC View PostIt is not a gross exaggeration to say that schedules are the foundation of society. If everyone was free to come and go as they pleased, not staying at a dreary office until their sleep-...
2021-09-24 03:28:44 +0000 UTC View PostDisclaimer: So that this story fits inside of Patreon’s Community Guidelines, it’s been revised so that it occurs in an AU where all the characters are legal adults. This inclu...
2021-09-23 03:29:55 +0000 UTC View Post‘White and Nerdy’ is a Weird Al Yankovic song that parodies the song ‘Ridin’,’ which, as far as I am concerned, is clearly superior to the original.
No, this isn’t rele...
2021-09-22 03:33:35 +0000 UTC View PostDisclaimer: So that this story fits inside of Patreon’s Community Guidelines, it’s been revised so that it occurs in an AU where all the characters are legal adults. This inclu...
2021-09-19 19:31:14 +0000 UTC View PostExpectations are the tyranny of the past ensuring the future will always become a disappointment. Since we are mere children, we learn that the expectations of our parents can only lead ...
2021-09-17 02:53:09 +0000 UTC View PostDaniel Hebert
‘I am fine, dad. Problem solved.’
I read the phone message from Taylor for the third time, my shoulders finally sagging i...
2021-09-15 01:39:37 +0000 UTC View PostThe duty of a kunoichi is to watch over her Lord from the shadows, always ready to intervene when needed. This is the only reason for me to be hiding on the rafters of the Hikigaya house...
2021-09-11 17:14:22 +0000 UTC View PostJust a heads-up, today's chapter is a bit lacking in content because I wanted to let Hachiman breathe a bit (that is, get pointlessly angsty), to make up for it, there's a paired canon omake that I...
2021-09-10 03:35:32 +0000 UTC View PostSome may think that the phrase “Hell is other people” reflects a loner’s quintessential perspective. That is naïve.
If it was true, a loner would almost perpetually live in a state whe...
2021-09-10 03:30:29 +0000 UTC View PostHiding in an alley while we wait for Armsmaster to finally make his appearance isn’t as nerve-wracking as it could be. The immediate danger has already passed, and Taylor and I are mor...
2021-09-08 02:20:51 +0000 UTC View PostAll right! Fine! I will take you!—Komachi’s acceptance—Omake
Warning: Spoilers for chapter seven.
I wake up numb, ...
2021-09-06 20:20:55 +0000 UTC View PostAll right, the results are in, and, not surprising anyone at all, Worm won the first poll. The second one, with a grand total of one vote, goes to Batman, so... Well, what comes next is me trying n...
2021-09-03 02:24:27 +0000 UTC View PostAs I dropped the phone I had just used to masturbate to the image of Hachiman tenderizing Shizuka’s vagina beside my head on the sofa I was lying on, a single thought ran through my head:
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2021-09-03 01:35:41 +0000 UTC View PostYou wanna know something funny about humans, Power?
…
I will take the lack of biting, possibly self-inflicted snark as a yes. Well, you see, there’s that thing where we kinda evolve...
2021-09-01 02:47:50 +0000 UTC View PostSelf-improvement.
Self-improvement is a personal attack, a way to keep the struggling masses not only outside the circle of those who have “won” at life, of those who have a group of frie...
2021-08-27 02:36:15 +0000 UTC View PostContrary to popular belief, hacking doesn’t involve frantically hammering away at a keyboard as symbols too fast to process keep scrolling up the screen. Most of the time, exploiting a known vuln...
2021-08-25 01:05:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe training arc is a comforting lie society tells us to make us believe we too can amount to something. If we just had the willpower to punch rocks until they shattered, our bones would magically ...
2021-08-20 02:51:31 +0000 UTC View PostIn a world full of deceit, disappointment, and office jobs, people need an outlet for their purer desires and feelings. They need something that, for a little while, allows them to think “the wor...
2021-08-18 06:42:27 +0000 UTC View PostThe nurse’s office is a deceitful oasis. It is often seen as a place for the main character to arrive, maybe after a minor scrape or sprain, and find a love interest who is there for pretty much ...
2021-08-18 06:40:20 +0000 UTC View PostIt is said that men are geared towards tunnel vision due to our hunting instincts. Our eyes face forward, not to the sides, so it is perfectly natural (in the most literal sense of the word) that a...
2021-08-18 06:39:17 +0000 UTC View PostIt is an obvious yet easily overlooked fact that words that describe essentially the same concept apply almost exclusively to a select class of people and never the other. If a homeless man starts ...
2021-08-18 06:38:26 +0000 UTC View PostDisclaimer: So that this story fits inside of Patreon’s Community Guidelines, it’s been revised so that it occurs in an AU where all the characters are legal adults. This inclu...
2021-08-18 06:37:23 +0000 UTC View PostFlames spreading over non-flammable surfaces—
“We need to get out of here, the building is going to burn.” Taylor nods at my warning and Danny tries to look like he knows what ...
2021-08-18 06:33:58 +0000 UTC View Post‘All the cuddles’ may have been an overstatement, given in how much of a time crunch we currently were, but we still lounged in bed for far longer than it should be reasonable given the hour, s...
2021-08-18 06:30:55 +0000 UTC View PostThe rest of the conversation with Taylor and Armsmaster is anything but calm and collected. There’s quite a bit of raised volume, panicked back and forths, barely restrained swearing, and incredu...
2021-08-18 06:30:02 +0000 UTC View PostI hold Taylor for as long as I dare, but the clock is ticking, and the sounds of scared students starting to run say we need to hurry. “Tay, sweetheart, I need you to focus. We have to act right ...
2021-08-18 06:28:36 +0000 UTC View Post“Lisa, let me go, I need to leave,” Taylor says, with all the patience of somebody wrangling a toddler and trying not to resort to physical violence.
“Noooooo, stay!” I answer, with m...
2021-08-18 06:26:44 +0000 UTC View Post