Agrippa

Hey, Adora [Complete]

Disclaimer: So that this story fits inside of Patreon’s Community Guidelines, it’s been revised so that it occurs in an AU where all the characters are legal adults. This inclu...

Wake-up Call – Chapter 69 – Parenthood

Danny Hebert Is Still Disliked

Watching Lisa rush away on her bike with Taylor clinging to her from the backdoor of my kitchen is, somewhat, a tad less disorienting ...

2023 Is Here, and 2022 Is Thankfully Over

So, I started this whole thing in August of 2021, nearly a year and a half ago. One could say it was long overdue or that my middle-life crisis hit me weirder than most people. At least one of thes...

January's Plot Bunnies Poll - Now Actually Multi-Choice

Well, it’s that time of the month again!

… Give or take about a week.

I’m really sorry it slipped my mind this far, but, well—actually, no buts. I messed up. I haven’t been ha...

All Right! Fine! I Will Take You! – Chapter 63

It’s been a while since we touched upon the subject of harem logistics. While our earlier lectures were certainly as rigorous and enlightening as the rest of our course has been, they focused on ...

Wake-up Call – Chapter 68 – Taylor Hebert Can Learn

My control over my swarm has grown steadily since I gained my powers. In some ways? I think part of it is not due to experience, but…

To Lisa.

To Lisa and her hilariously concerning a...

Agrippa’s Christmas Special 2022

As I hope it won’t become a yearly tradition, the Christmas Special has been just finished at a time where one could generously deem the 25thof December to still be a thing in some time zones (wh...

One Last Gift [Complete]

Six years ago:

Telling a twelve-

Wake-up Call – Chapter 67

Chamomile tea.

Chamomile tea has long been a staple of.. fuck this, I’m not in the mood for a lecture.

Also? This is awkward.

Like, really awkward.

So, trying to ...

Status Report, and Can I Ask You for a Favor?

So, it’s been a while since I did one of these, mostly because I think many of you were annoyed by me setting up impossible goals and then explaining precisely how and why I failed at them.

Wake-up Call – Chapter 66

Do you remember all those romantic comedies in which an unlikely couple hooks up not at the end of the movie but somewhere close to the beginning? The ones where the story is not about the typical ...

Puella Monstrum Madoka Moecha – Chapter – 11 – It Turns Out Everybody Likes Karaoke

Oriko – Plans Within Plans, or ‘Dance, Puppets, Dance!’

“Are you certain of that?” Kyuubey inquires, not for the first time.

I suppress a we...

All Right! Fine! I Will Take You! – Chapter 62

When one takes a more than perfunctory look at most anime plots, a worrying, even disturbing trend soon becomes apparent: grudges.

They all have grudges.

Be it the everlasting rivalry o...

Wake-up Call – Chapter 65

So, my old room.

It’s… I dismantled my computers when I ran away from here after Taylor’s little stunt that would forever get me unfairly labeled as a school shooter by people who shoul...

Ginosko – Chapter 7 – Lawrence’s Office Politics

Sometimes, Trish parades me around. It’s one of those weird status things—in this case, an android ‘owning’ a human being—that make some deals go that bit smoother. It’s also a good way...

All Right! Fine! I Will Take You! – Chapter 61

Kojirou Sasaki and Musashi Miyamoto, the most famous swordsmen in Japan, the ones who could be said to have solidified the very concept of rivalry itself as it’s come to be understood nowadays. A...

Wake-up Call – Chapter 64

It will come as no surprise at this point in my story that I will state this: I like rooftops.

‘As you all know’ narrative device—

Shut up. That doesn’t apply here.

A Pure Knight’s Natural Enemy – Chapter 8

There’s one thing about JRPGs that most players of other (lesser) genres tend to envy: the lack of escort missions.

The poor, deluded fools.

One would think that a whole genre that is...

Puella Monstrum Madoka Moecha – Chapter – 10 – Mami Tomoe’s Very Special Day – Part 2

Kyouko - Being a Good Senpai Is Hard

This was not how I expected to spend my evening.

“And then… Then I keep using this stupid voice, and singing ...

November's Plot Bunnies Poll

I’m dreadfully sorry about posting this so late in the month, I’m afraid it completely slipped my mind due to… well… I made a whole post about why I’ve been such a mess as of late.

...

All Right! Fine! I Will Take You! – Chapter 60

Long have we talked (that means more than once) about the battle-planning scene and how it relates to cooking battles with a twin-tailed tsundere, but what we’ve rarely touched upon is the battle...

Happy Thanksgiving to All of You!

OK, I honestly don't have a clue what Thanksgiving is all about other than having excessive amounts of food with family and friends, but, for all of you who celebrate it, have an incredible day. I'...

Wake-up Call – Chapter 63

The good thing about living in a lawless city where every LEO is either too busy running for their life or taking bribes?

Approaching intersection. Red traffic light. Lack of visibility. ...