As requested by typeandkey - Richard M. Nixon arm-wrestling Zandar Skonk. Why? I can't tell you, for reasons of national security.
Those few remaining members who haven'...
2017-11-09 02:47:12 +0000 UTC View Post
REALISTIC BACKGROUNDS!!!
I don't know if I can say I've come a "long way" since those days, but I am pretty sure my drawing is better now than it was then.
This is a pre-modular experiment I recorded 7 or 8 months ago but had not exported until now, so that means technically it's NEW since nobody but me has ever heard it.
What you're listening to is a ...
2017-11-08 17:28:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Rick2Tails wanted to see Clyde and Springfield on a dorky mini-golf date. So here they are! Isn't it just the cutest thing you ever saw?
A few club members remain who have not asked for ...
2017-11-08 02:35:59 +0000 UTC View Post
As requested by Simone Spinozzi, behold Serica Textor twirling on a pole.
There's still one or two of you who could still make a request this month. Do it now. You won't...
2017-11-08 02:32:54 +0000 UTC View Post
CONVINCING DIALOGUE!!
The suspense continues to build! I'm on the edge of my seat to discover why in the nine Netherhells I scanned this in grayscale and saved in jpeg format. These file...
2017-11-07 22:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
INTENSE STORYTELLING!
Beatrice Kanga ended up being more of a "keeper" character than Jenny. Also of note is how inking with a Rapidograph really accentuated my unsteady hand.
Our story begins!
Look at those panel layouts! Those wobbly character designs! I had no idea what I was doing.
I just swatted down a fake $10 patron who pledged right after I posted a Doodle. My thank-you email came back "Undeliverable" due to the address not actually existing - which you'd think would h...
2017-11-05 02:16:28 +0000 UTC View Post
I looked at my hard drive and Captain Arleen isn't on it. I'll check my backups later because I know I scanned those stories. If I find them then I guess I'll slap 'em up here. If I ...
2017-11-04 21:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post
This here's an old relic recording of an even older "humorous" folk song. Lyrics and melody are presumably in the public domain.
2017-11-04 20:48:41 +0000 UTC View Post
As requested by Runei Stillwater, Zandar in the guise of an imaginary beast called "sexy nerd gamer chick."
I have requests logged from Simone Spinozzi and ...
2017-11-04 20:41:08 +0000 UTC View Post
This was another thing we didn't know much about back in '07 but now of course we are aware that those alien pixy orbs are full of magical power.
AND THAT'S IT! This is the end of the Springfi...
2017-11-03 15:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostIn case you looked at the posted earnings on the front page and wondered why my $300 celebration wasn't happening - it's because I won't be getting $300. It's .. well I can't look at the figure ...
2017-11-03 06:45:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I guess even this guy deserves some sort of wrap-up.
PREV- http://www.patreon.com/posts/15113812
FIRST-...
2017-11-02 15:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostIt's a new month, and that means it's time to start thinking about Doodles again! The sooner you put in your request, the sooner I can draw it.
Remember it has to fall within an R rating. &nbs...
2017-11-02 15:26:53 +0000 UTC View Post
IT'S HESTER!! What in the world is she doing here in Egypt??
PREV- http://www.patreon.com/posts/14870531 2017-11-01 20:13:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Looks like things are working out well for everybody.
Everybody except Zandar, that is.
PREV- http://www.pa...
2017-11-01 15:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Not sure how I feel about this development.
What movie is Springfield complaining about now??
PREV- http://www.patreon.com/posts/15070160
FIRST-
Tomorrow is billing day, so I thought I'd take a look at the ugly financial backside... Pay no attention to the number on my front page; it is a fine example of Patreon Bistromathics and bears l...
2017-10-30 16:37:59 +0000 UTC View Post
This is it: The second Philo Squoil recording, the interview that launched a legend.
If I had come out with this in 2006 instead of 1996 it would have gone viral and become an internet meme fo...
2017-10-30 04:25:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Official art from the front cover of the first tape I thought I could sell: 1996's highly coveted Loud Toons album "BORED MOVEMENTS"
Scanned and colored exclusively for Patreon, what an amazin...
2017-10-30 04:11:48 +0000 UTC View Post
When this first came out, we didn't know anything about that bottle .. but now, of course, we know exactly what it is. But what's this baloney about a vow and cosmic balance?
Also, never mind ...
2017-10-29 16:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Philo raps! Check it out, yo!! Those rhymes are phat and dope and completely jiggy with it, etc.
Been a LONG time since I recorded this.. I think the bass is real, but the rest is ...
2017-10-28 01:41:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Way back in the 1990s I got a Fostex 4-track cassette deck with a variable speed control, and I used it to record this little dialogue snippet between myself and a cartoon squirrel whom I named Philo ...
2017-10-28 01:25:28 +0000 UTC View Post
BEHOLD!
Some brave soul paid the price, and here's a glimpse of the result. The lower portion of the image I'll reserve as the commissioner's privilege. It's just tawdry anyway; you don'...
2017-10-27 17:05:11 +0000 UTC View Post
