This month's Joyce Ballantyne calendar pinup presents us with a very unlikely towel drape, a completely implausible camera placement, and a conspiratorial smirk that breaks whatever was left of the...
2019-05-02 02:45:47 +0000 UTC View Post"And did you spread the word that Jerry was there at the behest of a Vulpitanian SALV?"
"There was no need, Sire," the Ixie replied. "Everyone already knoweth about the beautiful snow-f...
2019-05-02 02:39:23 +0000 UTC View PostTime to put in your Doodle requests! Here's a reminder about the rules:
1. R rated or tamer. Nudity is OK (female preferred). Males can't have visible boners; they hav...
2019-05-01 15:25:41 +0000 UTC View Post
This you might not find very interesting, but a YouTube viewer suggested it .. and if I make a video you guys get a direct link to it.
2019-05-01 14:57:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Whoah, Yzod's "spell of attractiveness" seems to have been extremely effective.
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2019-04-30 23:25:30 +0000 UTC View Post
The title is based on an EVP at the beginning of the song: If you listen closely it sounds like somebody whispering "go light" although I did not say anything and none of my equipment is capa...
2019-04-29 23:42:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Blood and WHAT, Betty? Blood and what??
I messed with the previous patch and made changes significant enough to warrant an update.
2019-04-28 17:20:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Yzod's character design has changed a little bit since then.
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NEX...
2019-04-28 00:33:57 +0000 UTC View Post
You better enjoy this rare glimpse of Kelly with absolutely nothing on!
2019-04-28 00:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Unless you're a Eurorack enthusiast, that title will mean nothing to you. Moffenzeef is a module maker that specializes in glitchy noise. Their gear is interesting but I don't own one.<...
2019-04-27 15:05:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh crap. Betty, you need to read the return & exchange policy on these summonings.
2019-04-27 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
How did she even get up to the cloud realm where he dwells??
2019-04-26 20:38:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Back in the 1990s I had a land-line telephone with an actual CASSETTE TAPE answering machine. There was a brief period during which, if you called me, this was the message that you would hear...
2019-04-26 02:59:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Looky here what I found lining the bottom of the bird cage!
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NEXT...
2019-04-26 02:43:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I yelled, and a group of them peeked over the top of one of the menhirs. "You're making the lady uncomfortable! Go away and give us some privacy."
"Can't do that, Sire," they repl...
2019-04-25 02:06:44 +0000 UTC View Post
It wouldn't be a proper month if I didn't find something to squander your money on, now would it?
Thank you for making this ridiculous noise possible. I hope you don't regret it.
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2019-04-24 14:32:12 +0000 UTC View Post
HOWARD! Quit cowering and go mingle with your guests! You are being quite rude.
Now then, gentle Patrons, who among you knows what Braxie is? No fair Googling it, now...
2019-04-23 23:59:59 +0000 UTC View Post
When picnicking with fennecs near the pyramids, be sure to guard your belongings.
2019-04-22 00:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Nothing to do with the country; it just happened to be the last word the E950 said at the end of the recording.
2019-04-20 01:12:47 +0000 UTC View Postthe Ixie declared, "is Typantronn Smuchpepper Santocup. And thou hadst better not laugh!"
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2019-04-18 01:50:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Rianna Jones requested the Duchess in a situation so strangely specific I have to assume it comes from direct personal experience...
(This is the last Doodle on my list. If you haven't ...
2019-04-17 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
In this case, literally. But I'm feeling better.
Posting a day early this week because Easter weekend is going to throw everything off.
2019-04-16 20:16:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Under most operating conditions, your Robot Vixen Maid is capable of recharging herself. However, you are always invited to personally assist in this procedure if you wish.
(Followed by...
2019-04-15 22:50:46 +0000 UTC View PostThe $3 music tier and the $5 "Treasure Chest" are the lowest-populated in terms of subscribers .. and also pretty thin in content that I'm able to post there.
I've been thinking of combining ...
2019-04-15 16:42:31 +0000 UTC View Post
She got gussied up all sexy for THIS?
CTN has a lot to answer for...
(One more Doodle on my list. It will be posted on the 16th. New Saga page planned for tomorrow! Ge...
2019-04-15 00:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
