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Nord VPN!?!?

Even though we haven't reached our 4 shorts-per-month goal on Patreon, we were able to release an extra one today thanks to a sponsorship by Nord VPN.

So in case you were wondering why today's short...

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Merch Discount for our Ultra Mega Pals

As yet another way of saying thanks, we've giving you some cash off whenever you pick up merch from the explosm store like Joking Hazard or our new book, A Guide to Parenting by Three Guys With No Kid...

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Early Release: Here's An Idea, Episode 12

Mr. Explosm sends the boys on a vacation, then insinuates himself into their bro-down. An attempt to turn the tables on Mr. Explosm goes EXTREMELY WELL, and we learn the timeless art of Belgian Grass-...

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Our animation glitched, and this happened

One of our animators was experimenting with walk cycles and I guess did some math wrong, because this is what we got.

His name is Shorty McShortShort, and you can invent his back story on your own. ...

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Tomorrow's comic EARLY AS FUCKKK

Hello, Patrons. I sent tomorrow's C&H comic back in time so you could read it. It's a sequel (aka rip off) of Kris's comic today because we're slowly running out of ideas. Enjoy!

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Rapture Rejects Alpha

Ultra Mega Pals! It is with extreme excitement that I invite you to be among the first players of our battle royale game Rapture Rejects.  Fair warning: it will be VERY BROKEN, because you are th...

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Phone wallpaper of my favorite time travelers

Hey Mega Pals,

Here's some phone wallpaper for you, from last year's New Years comic. I thought it might look cool on your MOBILE DEVICES.

-Rob

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Welcome, new Ultra Mega Pals!

That's me (Rob) in the above photo, aged 11. Or maybe 17, I don't know. It's hard to guess to the age of weird-ass looking kids, which I was.

At the time, I never could've predicted Cyanide & Ha...

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Rapture Rejects!?

Rob here!

This Patreon's all about the C&H Shorts, but we just announced something so cool I can't not share it with you guys: a multiplayer last man standing game set in the post-apocalypse aft...

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Early Release: Here's An Idea, Episode 9

Mr. Explosm takes the day off, but Death certainly doesn’t take a holiday. The danger is real, as the boys discover which ninja weapons are suitable for British eyes only. Rob, Dave, Kris, and Joel ...

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Tomorrow's comic early!

Another little surprise treat for our mega pals!

-Dave

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Tomorrow's comic early!

Hey guys, Rob here. Since I'm too shy to thank you all in person, I am thanking you by way of posting tomorrow's comic early.

But seriously, thank you for helping keep the animations going!
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To our most gorgeous Ultra Mega Pals - From Kris

Ahoy Ultra Mega Pals!

First off, thank you so damn much for all the support! We've been over the moon about how rad it is to have steady reliable support for the cartoons, plus we've been getting a ...

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THE ULTRA MEGA PALS SAVED THE C&H SHORTS!

 

We did it! We did it!

The first UMP supported short comes out this Thursday, and it’s all because of you!

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Weekly C&H Discord Takeover at 2:30-3pm CST today. Join us!

If you haven't gotten a chance to talk to the creators and team behind C&H, we're starting a weekly hangout where you can be sure to catch us on the Patreon Discord.

See you soon!

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We refuse to explain this

Ultra Mega Pal Benji found this on the internet, and while Rob and Dave have claimed responsibility, they both refuse to provide any context or explanation. Some things in life are destined to remain ...

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Update

Hey Ultra Mega Pals!

Quick update on a few things:

1. Since Patreon billing is set up at end of month, we’ll be starting your credits and avatars next month. For those of you with avat...

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TWO THOUSAND ULTRA MEGA PALS!

THANK YOU so much! It's so fantastic to know that we have so many people who believe in our shorts. We're blown away.

Keep spreading the word so we can keep the shorts going, we can only do it ...

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Belated WOO A THOUSAND ULTRA MEGA PALS!


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First Livestream Wed 9th at 3pm CST

More details to come, thanks Ultra Mega Pals!

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Re-Re-Remix: The Petersen Grunt

One of our regular writers, voice actors, and all-around fun guys, Evan Peterson, was sick during a voice acting session.

Naturally, we kept every single cough, hack, grunt, and disgusting sound bec...

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