0390 - Zolar
Zolar is the only other character in this scene to have a present day counterpart - namely 2024-11-18 09:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Zolar is the only other character in this scene to have a present day counterpart - namely 2024-11-18 09:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Alas, poor Moe-rick. I knew him, Moe-ratio. Wait, I shouldn't wasting this gold in the text bit that Moe-one reads. Mental Moe-te: look into doing Shakespeare characters next year.
Week 3 of ...
2024-11-16 09:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
This guy's carving a big ol' golden sex god cow, although in the Bible it is Mose's brother Aaron who carves the golden c...
2024-11-14 09:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
What a strange way to start an episode!

Now, it is probably not the place of this blog to determ...
2024-11-11 09:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
EMERGENCY BROADCAST.
This is the closest I'll be writing a post to it's actual publication, as this is an important correction to the "Every Simpsons Character Ever" timeline. I'll be postin...
2024-11-09 11:54:45 +0000 UTC View Post
This was a big one! One of the bigger season two episodes in terms of character additions, although we'll never see most of them again (sorry to all you Coach Flanagan fans). It's sort of an import...
2024-11-08 09:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
MOE MOE-NEY, MOE MOE-BLEMS. We're back with a fresh batch of Syzslakian joy for your eyeballs!
This week we have Fred Flintst-Moe-ne, Moe-ku, Chron-Moe Trigger, Moe-gi Bear, Zor-Moe, Mach-Moe...
2024-11-08 09:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
The final speaking character of this episode is the waiter at the prom, who asks Homer if he would like steak or chicken.
2024-11-07 09:00:02 +0000 UTC
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We're a few days into Moe-vember now, and in addition to the normal entries I'm doing "Moe-dern Art,", in which I have a full Moe-related painting for each day. Today's entry - "Moe-net" - is one ...
2024-11-05 09:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
My new book "Moe-dern Art" is an extension of the silliness of Moe-vember, in which I have made over thirty pieces featuring Springfield's favourite bartender, reimagined in a variety of classic an...
2024-11-02 09:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the FOURTH year of Moevember, a time when we celebrate Mr Syzslak and all his multiversal forms. Multiverses are still popular, right?
Maybe it's just Moe-ltiverses.
I'll be posti...
2024-11-01 09:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostOKAY. Here is the most important act of democracy you will engage in this year.
Hopefully you have read the previous post, in which I outline this predicament, but here's a brief recap: we ne...
2024-10-31 09:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post
SOUND THE EMERGENCY ALARM. It is Halloween and today's post is TERRIFYING to me.
We are in CRISIS MODE here people, and I need your help to resolve this. This may just be the most important p...
2024-10-31 09:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
As it's unlikely we'll see these designs again - at least, not for a while - we might as well cover them all here. Unlike with most bonus characters, you already know who all these folk are, so her...
2024-10-29 09:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Marge's father is an unintentionally mysterious figure in the show - he rarely comes up, and only in flashback. This is the first time he comes up (although Marge's mother Jacqueline has appeared o...
2024-10-28 09:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
It's hard to believe that we're already at the end of...

It goes by so quickly, doesn't it? But ...
2024-10-25 08:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
How are you celebrating...

Hopefully you are spending time with loved ones, partaking in all the...
2024-10-23 08:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
It's been a while since we had a theme week! It's time for...

High-School Debate Team Judge Week...
2024-10-21 08:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Look at this friendly fella! He's like a proto-Frink.

Similar to his colleague Coach Flanagan, h...
2024-10-17 08:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Although we are introduced to a lot of characters in this episode, they are not fully developed in their own right - meant only to push the story along, not as joke delivery machines in their own r...
2024-10-14 08:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Mrs Bloomenstein is one of the many Springfield High School staff members we meet here, and after this episode she is never seen again.
2024-10-10 08:00:13 +0000 UTC
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A double-whammy of significant appearances here - not only is Artie Ziff a notable character with multiple episodes, but this is the first time Jon Lovitz voices a Simpsons character!
2024-10-07 08:00:01 +0000 UTC
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This design came in second in the past two polls, so I thought I'd give it chance to shine this time! "THRILLHO" is a moment I've always loved, so I thought I'd try a weird trippy version of it. 2024-10-04 08:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
This friendly fella reminds me a little of Dr J Loren Pryor, I'm not sure if that's intentional - he's definitely nicer to Homer than Pryor is to Bart.
2024-10-03 08:00:01 +0000 UTC
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This is the first appearance of Abe in a flashback.

I tried to figure out how consistent this de...
2024-10-01 08:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
We meet a few of the Springfield High School faculty in this episode, but none less memorable than this teacher overseeing detention.
2024-09-30 08:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Estelle is an actual named character who appears only to reject Barney's promvitation. I don't care that spellcheck has put a little red squiggly line under promvitation, I am keeping it.
Here's where the career ending scandal and controversy kicks in.
While I did determine one of yesterday's crowd members gets an official numbered entry in the hallowed halls of Simpson charac...
2024-09-24 08:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Getting really nitpicky on the Patreon this week as we cover this feminist demonstration.

2024-09-23 08:00:02 +0000 UTC
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