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Short stories: salad dressing
Today was a really bad day at work. I got my green goddess salad dressing on my white shirt and when I went to the bathroom to scrub it off I popped the button off. So I’m on my way home on th...
2025-07-17 02:56:05 +0000 UTC View PostShort story: librarian
He was the old decrepit librarian for the largest library on the continent. They have scrolls dating back Millennia. He was the only one allowed to touch the scared scrolls and only with white gl...
2025-07-17 02:45:16 +0000 UTC View PostShort stories: heart of gold
With a golden heart and a silver tongue she was said to be the king’s royal Fuck toy. He would be the only one allowed to use her mouth but he would let’s all passing dignitaries use her suppl...
2025-07-17 02:35:17 +0000 UTC View PostShort stories: maiden
There once was a fair maiden. She was known across the land for having the softest hands and she would use these gifted appendages for erotic experiences with willing participants. She was known ...
2025-07-17 02:32:29 +0000 UTC View PostI have been having back pain
Weird. So I never really experienced back pain until the last week and a half. And it’s annoyingAF. Might start going to the gym again to strengthen my back for all the boob weight I’m try...
2025-07-16 02:09:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Making an ice cream Sunday before…
The ninja creami showed up at my house! Now I can make ice cream everyday
2025-06-20 10:22:10 +0000 UTC View Post