I Will Follow You Into the Dark - Death Cab for Cutie Cover
Sorry for no SFW yet! It is in editing and coming sometime tomorrow ideally! In the meantime, have a cover to tide you over!
(... yes I really cried mid song).
UselessTimidityVA posts
[M4F] Meeting Your Rave Dom [MDom] [Strangers to Lovers] [German Accent] [Rave] [Making New Friends] [Public] [Dancing] [Grinding] [Fingering] [Rough Sex] [Dirty Talk] [Blowjob] [Spanking] [SFX]
So this is my first European accent other than British and I... still do not know if I am able to do a convincing German accent. Oh well! I tried to make up for it with some extra dom energy in thi...
2023-10-01 20:26:08 +0000 UTC View Post[MF4A] UselessTimidity - The AMA! Part 1 (Feat. LillithMorningstarr) [MSub] [AMA] [Banter] [Laughing] [Toy Control] [Edging] [Whimpering] [Begging] [Sex Talk] [A Whole Lotta Lube]
After a long time coming, it's finally here! I hope that you find the wait to be worth it.
It's time to get to know the man behind the voice a little better. LillithMorningstarr has g...
2023-09-28 20:43:55 +0000 UTC View Post[M4F] A Day at the Beach with your Sugarbaby [MSub] [Himbo] [Flirty] [Lots of 'Mommy's] [Spoiled Brat] [Teasing] [Skimpy Swimwear] [Rub Lotion on My Back?] [Ass Fingering] ["Give Me What I Want and I'll Let You Fuck Me"] [Pussy Eating] [Riding] [Whimpering] [Begging] [Mutual Orgasm] [L-Bombs] [Aftercare]
Sorry this is so late! For those of you not on my Twitter, there was a whole saga involving a big ass spider that derailed my editing for a couple of hours.
Your spoiled sugar baby invi...
Hi All! This month's first audio (for Ruby and Sapphire Tiers) will be up in a few hours! Apologies for the delay, and thank you for your patience!
2023-09-26 12:59:45 +0000 UTC View PostPatron Update | September 2023 (+Useless's Top 20 Crushes)
Get ready to find out about my weird fictional crushes and my plans to make all of you horny for a clown!~
2023-09-18 17:47:52 +0000 UTC View PostEARLY ACCESS - [M4A] Letting Go [Reverse Comfort] [Emotional] [Loss of Partner] [Grief] [Insecurity] [Past Relationship Trauma] [Crying] [Reassurance] [L-Bombs] [Communication] [Kissing] [Gentle Msub] [Riding] [Whimpering] [Begging] [Mutual Orgasm] [Thanking You for your Love]
I'm sorry that this isn't going to be in early access for very long! However, there will also be a second update/cute get to know me recording tonight for an extra helping of Useless content!
[M4A] Keeping the Nightmares Away (SFW) [Sleep-Aid] [Comfort] [BFE] [Kisses] [Cuddling] [Stroking Your Hair] [L-Bombs] [Dreams of Garlic Bread] [Whispering] [Affirmations] [Gentle Singing]
Alright you degenerates! I hope you're ready for some filthy, filthy... love and support~ And comfort~ Because you deserve it. And if you say you don't, I'm gonna key your car.
You wake u...
2023-09-03 15:26:27 +0000 UTC View PostEARLY ACCESS - [M4F] Feeling the Vibe [BFE] [Gentle MDom] [Wholesome] [Funny] [Toy Use] [Board Games Night] [Communication] [Reassurance] [Fuck Society's Sexual Expectations] [Teasing] [Condescending] [Vibrator] [Fingering] [Cunnilingus] [Missionary] [Hypersensitive] [Creampie] [Triple Listener Orgasm] [Aftercare] [L-Bombs] [SFX]
I had a blast recording this one! Honestly, there's nothing like some slightly goofy, feel good content to perk me up after a busy week! Apologies that the early access is only by a few hours, this...
2023-08-31 17:50:39 +0000 UTC View Post[M4F] Anything to Win [MSub] [Reality TV Show] [Strategy Talk] ['How Can I Show My Loyalty?'] [A Showmance?] [Coercion] [Exhibitionism] [Filming Everything] [Rough Cunnilingus] [Messy] [Face Grinding] [Begging] [Whimpering] [Handjob] [Lots of Pre-Cum] [Cowgirl] [Fucked Silly] [Creampie] [No Aftercare] [Twist Ending] [SFX] [TW: Dub-Con]
Trigger Warning: Dubious Consent (Acquired through coercion).
Disclaimer: I recorded this as a fully consenting adult, and this audio roleplay is intended to be nothing more than fantasy.
[M4F] The Summoning (Monster Boy Poll - Winner!) [MDom] [Incubus] [Demonic] [Ritual] [Whispers] [Growls] ['Come Closer, Human'] [Sinister] [Teasing] [Kissing] [Handjob] [Feeding On Your Pleasure] [Cunnilingus] [Going Feral] [Rough Sex] [Doggy Style] [Marking] [Scratching] [Creampie] [No Aftercare] [SFX]
Here it is folks! The result of the monster boy poll! I wanted to take the idea of incubus and turn up the creepy factor a little bit. This was a lot of fun to record, and I really enjoy how the SF...
2023-08-28 15:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostPatron Update | August 2023
Hey lovelies!~
Just a quick check in regarding some new developments!
2023-08-20 17:47:02 +0000 UTC View PostEARLY ACCESS - [MF4F] Goth Singer, The Prequel: [Multiple Goths] [MFF Threesome] [MDom] [FSub] [Bisexual] [Teasing] [Voyeurism] [Kissing] [Rough] [Blowjob] [Facefucking] [Fingering] [Cunnilingus] [Penetration] [Switching Pussies] [Doggy Style] [Multiple Orgasms] - Collab with u/LillithMorningstarr!
My first sequel! Or should I say, my first prequel~ (This took place during said goth singer's earlier, slightly raunchier days).
You and your goth bestie have snuck to the trai...
What Was I Made For? - Billie Eilish Cover (From the 'Barbie' OST)
Y'all I did the Barbenheimer double feature and I'm gonna be fully honest... I preferred the Barbie movie.
This song especially. Billie Eilish already drops bangers consistently, but th...
2023-08-12 05:39:59 +0000 UTC View PostSFW [M4A] It's Late and I Miss You [Rain Noises] [Voicemail] [Soft-Spoken] [Natural Voice] [Rambling] ['I miss you a lot'] ['I took your shirt'] [Soft Singing] [L-Bombs] [Falling Asleep on the Phone]
So this one was really cute, and recorded in only two takes! Also spot a couple of the artists on my sex playlist making an appearance!
Your boyfriend is a few thousand miles away on ...
[M4F] Potions Gone Wrong [Mdom to MSub] [Teacher & Student] [Sorceror] [Fantasy] [Brat] [Size Difference] [Potion induced heat] [Begging] [Whining] [Handjob] [Cunnilingus] [Cowgirl] [Amazon Position] [Fucked Silly] [Choking] [’I’m your whore’] [Spitplay] [Slapping] [SFX]
IT'S FINALLY HERE!!
After two rounds of recording, several lost files and a couple of rewrites, Potions Gone Wrong has finally arrived! I hope you enjoy, and that it was well worth the wait!~...
2023-07-29 01:09:13 +0000 UTC View PostAs The World Caves In - Matt Maltese (Cover)
I feel like this is like four years too late, but hey, we ball~
Also potions may or may not drop tonight (or tomorrow morning depending on where you are)~
[M4A] The Most Relaxing JOI [Relaxing] [ASMR] [JOI] [Sleep Aid] [SFX] [Softly Spoken] [Meditation] [Praise] [Body Positivity] [Natural Accent]
This was a lot of fun to make. I actually fell asleep when listening to it while editing 😴
I hope it helps you find some pleasure, and relaxation too~
2023-07-21 16:11:48 +0000 UTC View PostEARLY ACCESS - [M4F] Switching Things Up [Mdom to MSub to Gentle Mdom] [BDSM] [Restraints] [Blindfolds] [Teasing] [Scratching] [Spanking] [Face-Sitting] [Cowgirl] [Choking] [Panting] [Grunting] [Begging] [I'll be such a good boy, mistress] [Creampie] [Consent Checks] [Aftercare]
Technically, this is my first proper BDSM-orientated audio! I thought it'd be fun to explore my switch side a little bit more and play a character who has an air of authority even while subbing. We...
2023-07-10 19:58:59 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate + My First Character Poll
Hey all! I have a couple of updates for all of you!~
Firstly, apologies for the delay in releasing 'Potions Gone Wrong'. A few of my initial files (no, not the sex scene, don't worry) got de...
BLOOPERS - May/June
I know making audios seems very mysterious and sexy, but I'd like to think this little compilation proves that at times it's very much not 😅
2023-06-30 07:09:32 +0000 UTC View PostEARLY ACCESS - [M4F] There's Something About Libraries [Gentle Mdom] [Monster Boy] [Vampire] [Strangers to Lovers] ["Come Closer, Dove"] [On the Table] [Cunnilingus] [Fingering] [PIV] [Doggystyle] [Biting] [Blood] [Creampie] [Praise] [Overstimulation] [Multiple Listener Orgasms] [Mutual Orgasms] [Consent] [Check-ins] [Aftercare]
Content Warning: Mentions of Blood, Blood Drinking, Light Horror Elements/SFX
Here it is! The script fill to celebrate my first out of what would be several thousand followers! I hope you're...
COVER - Gladiator (Jann)
Just a fun little cover of one of my favourite Eurovision finds of 2023~ (I know he technically wasn't in Eurovision. In my mind he is!) Enjoy!~
2023-06-28 15:00:46 +0000 UTC View PostEARLY ACCESS - [M4F] Finding an Outback Flower [MDom] [Strangers to Lovers] [Australian Accent] [Country Boy] [Helping you out] ["You're a Pretty Flower"] [Rough] [Outdoor Sex] [Biting] [Spanking] [Facefucking] [Messy Pussy Eating] [Bending you over my truck] [Slight Scentplay] [Slight Spitplay] [Hair Pulling] [Creampie] [Primal]
You're in the Australian Outback, it's a scorcher of a day, and it looks like your car has broken down! But just in the nick of time, a friendly farmer has come across you, and is willing to give y...
2023-06-14 15:14:43 +0000 UTC View PostRamble #2 (June 2023 - RUBY PATRONS ONLY)
Exactly what it says on the tin. For those of you who have heard my first ramble, I'm a little more... uhh... vocal, this time~.
2023-06-02 08:47:34 +0000 UTC
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SFW Audio (June 2023) - ASMR/Sleep Aid #1
Take a few moments to chill out with me, and let the pressure from your day ease away as I update you on what has been going on in my world, and give you a few positive and relaxing affirmation...
2023-06-02 08:43:45 +0000 UTC View Post[M4A] Your New Muse [JOI] [Gentle MDom] [Cockney Accent] [Exhibitionism] [Flirting] [Body Positivity] [Plus-Sized Self-Love] [Body Appreciation] [Painting] [Nude Modelling] [Tattoos] [A Few Kisses] but otherwise [No Touching] [Teasing]
You invite one of your friends around to model for you as you paint on a cold winter's night. However, he may have assumed that by model, you meant nude model. Which is very f...
2023-06-02 08:39:35 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Update | June 2023
Hi Everyone! Welcome, welcome!~
The Patreon is finally up and running, so I thought I would touch base with you all so you can find your way around alright. For all early access and exclusiv...
Welcome to my Patreon!
Hello to you all!~
If you are reading this post, the first thing that I want to say is a very special thank you: Because of your support, what felt like a pipe dream of becoming a voice-acto...