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Tab and Tim vs Pickard - Episode 3

Welcome back Pickard haters to this, the best episode of Pickard yet, which isn't saying much. We're really dreading watching this so there is a lot of tangents and theories up front, and a lot of ...

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Episode 168 - Directed by Fred Durst

Glamour! Glitz! The taste of Tinseltown is in the air, so roll out the red carpet for this star-studded episode of Here's What I Don't Get! All your favorite celebrities are here: Tab, occasionally...

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Tab and Tim vs Pickard - Episode 2 (With Video)

Unfortunately we return this week for one of the most nothing episodes of Pickard yet. This was a real snoozer almost nothing happens. It was really the setup for I guess what is going to happen in...

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Before & After - Star Trek: Insurrection

The penultimate Star Trek film, Insurrection tells the story of Journey's End except without Wesley. Seriously they even carry over the stopping time bullshit. Tim seemed to enjoy it, but I really ...

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Episode 167 - Going Viral

 

Welcome to another freezing episode of HWIDG. We’re snowed in now, schools are all closed, roads are icy, and noses are rosy. The weatherman said the blizzard dropped 46 inches of sn...

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Before & After - Star Trek: First Contact

In what is widely regarded as the best of the TNG Trek films, Tim sits down to watch a movie so good, he wants to keep watching more. Let's discuss Holographic bullets, Weird time travel problems, ...

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Before & After - Star Trek: Generations

What's Wrong with Spaaace crosses over with this movie review format, Before & After, muh like the movie we're discussing today. Star Trek: Generations. The first TNG film and the only TNG film...

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What's Wrong with Spaaace? - Episode 7 Part 2

This is it, the finale of What's Wrong with Spaaace? Will we do another season of Episodes on TNG, TOS, VOY, or ENT? Only time will tell. By the end of this episode, you will be laughing and crying...

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What's Wrong with Spaaace? - Episode 7 Part 1

Welcome back Trek HWIDGets to this penultimate episode of Regular Season Star Trek TNG Recaps. Winding down to the end, we're discussing a lot of great episodes on the eve of watching Star Trek: Pi...

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Minisode 25 - Hot Glue Techniques

Thank you patrons for all your support for January, here's you receipt for this month's support. It looks like you spent a lot of money on pornos on paper view, and these titles, oh my god...

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Tab and Tim vs Gene Luck Pickard - Episode 1 (ft. Dadcucks)

Another day has dawned and another facet of Star Trek has been irreversibly ruined. That's right Star Trek: Picard is here, but since it bears no resemblance to actual Jean-Luc Picard, we're callin...

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Episode 166 - Sex Million Pounds of Torque

Hey there, this week HWIDG's coming to you live from our bunker 2 miles under the earth. As soon as the news of the coronavirus hit, we moved to our secret bunker operation, and no there's not room...

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Episode 165 - 99 Trolley Problems

Well, as we wade knee-deep into winter, HWIDG is here to keep you warm. Come in from the cold. Put this blanket around your shoulders and cup this mug of cocoa near the fire. Don’t mind me, a han...

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Bonus Episode 39 - Mail Order Omelet

It's a new year and with that comes new Do Gets and this month we've got some big ones so listen up because we're talking about...

Spider-Man
Big Ass Books
Faux Socializing
The Old S...

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Episode 164 - Progressive Hot-Dog Water feat. Isaac Jackson

Just another day, another podcast. Except this time we're in the MILE HIGH PODCAST CLUB. That's right, we're coming to you live from a plane just out of LAX, and we've got full access to the cockpi...

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Episode 163 - Never Going There Again

Well, we've started the year off with a bang, quite literally. Good thing we've got the newly minted Space Force to get a leg up on those dirty [insert brown people here]. So grab your anti-grav su...

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Episode 162 - New Year, Same 'Cast

They say hindsight is always 20/20, but you know what's not always 20/20? The year! That's right! It's finally 2020, which means it's officialy THE FUTURE™! And what, pray tell, is HWIDG going to...

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Minisode 24 - Regift Carding

Well this has been 2019 for you, generally just a big piece of shit of a year with nothing productive happening. There's only a few more hours left, but we've got just enough time to squeeze in ano...

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Before and After - The Rise of Skywalker

Here is is the Before and After you've always wanted, hopefully the last stand in JJ Abrams attempt to strip mine your favorite franchises for notoriety and truckloads of money. This $175.5 opening...

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Episode 161 - You Won't Believe What Happens Next!

Happy Festivus, I'VE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE, AND NOW, YOU'RE GOING TO HEAR ABOUT,

- People That Think Everything is for Them
- Blaming the Fans
- Clickbait
- Participa...

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Before and After - Hobbs and Shaw

Fast and Furious has become such a huge franchise it's now spinning off characters into their own franchises. Introducing Hobbs and Shaw, to antagonists turned part of the team, now turned Protagon...

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Episode 160 - The Final Countdown

Welcome back to HWIDG! Around here, we're in the ol' Christmas mood, meaning Tab's drinking his "special" hot chocolate sponsored by Jameson, Tim's making wreaths out of his handle collection, and ...

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Bonus Episode 38 - Heaven is for Real

Welcome back HWIDG-ets to December's completely non-holiday themed bonus episode. We're sitting with the A/C cranked and listening to Jimmy Buffet while talking about,

Shopping
Youtube Tut...

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Episode 159 - Tri-Cotton Blends

 

This week we've lost a lot of people that meant a lot to us: René Auberjonois, Carroll Spinney, and Ron Liebman. From Star Trek, to Sesame Street, to Rhinestone, let us remember these...

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EPISODE 158 - DEATH TO JOHN MELLENCAMP

 

It's leftovers week! Finish up all that Thanksgiving food while shopping for all the stock the stores couldn't get rid of this year! Half off Xboxes?! You better beat that old lady wit...

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Before & After - Rhinestone

This time we're watching the 1984 box office bomb Rhinestone. This movie pairs Dolly Parton, and Sylvester Stallone in a Country Music retelling of Pygmalion. Tim and I know exactly nothing about t...

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Minisode 23 - Thanks to My PP Everyday

 

The leftovers are still there in the kitchen, it's time to make yourself a big turkey sandwich wrap yourself up in a comfy bathrobe and listen to us discuss these microscopic issues. View Post

What's Wrong with Spaaace? - Episode 6 Part 2

He's got space aids Jim. That's right our fearless captain got the romulan space aids. There's only one treatment known, and we're racing across the galaxy to get it. On the way though we've gotta ...

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Episode 157 - Dressed & Stuffed

We here at HWIDG are thankful for the following: America, cool hats, tigers, Italian fathers, armor-piercing rounds, Destiny, helicopters, Lebanese diplomat Abieg Tihdi, polka music, Arby's Beef 'n...

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What's Wrong with Spaaace? - Episode 6 Part 1

Welcome back Trek fans to Season Six of Star Trek The Next Generation.

This half season we bring back Scotty, non-annoying children, holographic heists, thing monsters, and FOUR LIGHTS!!

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