In the thrilling sequel to Ant-Man we find out Scott Lang has ant Syphillis from a one night stand he had down in the colony. Can Hope Van Dyne shrink down and clean his penis and save his life? Or...
2019-04-24 01:18:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Tim and Todd join me to talk about the culmination of 10 years of movie plots in the biggest movie event of its time. We explain the plots of previous movies to Todd and help him understand what th...
2019-04-18 17:39:57 +0000 UTC View Post
What up YouTube?! Welcome back to Here's What I Don't Get Reactions. Today we're listening to episode 125. Remember to like, comment and subscribe. And hit that bell button to get notified when we ...
2019-04-17 23:53:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Breaker Three Oh, Breaker Three Oh, This is the Madcuck out there on the highways haulin' a load of do gets to some degens upcountry. So buckle up your back door, grab a CB, get that manifest out b...
2019-04-15 05:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome friends to the penultimate film before Infinity War and the greatest film ever made, according to fucking morons on the internet. Black Panther is a competent movie, and a total bore. In a ...
2019-04-12 00:22:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Ah, hello! Welcome to the Here's What I Don't Get Inn! Rooms are $5 a night. What's the catch? Well, we have a constant playlist of our podcast playing in your room 24/7. Not loud, but just loud en...
2019-04-11 02:10:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Finally a Thor movie that doesn't suck! Welcome friends to episode 17 of the fast approaching Road Through Infinity War. Tony couldn't join me because he never did get back with me for a time and w...
2019-04-08 03:26:14 +0000 UTC View Post
A mission deep into the unknown. Aboard the S.S. Hereswhatidontget, two men venture into that cold black of space in search of life beyond our own planetary system. What will they find? How will th...
2019-04-03 23:46:19 +0000 UTC View Post
John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil.
And this, is one of the...
2019-04-01 17:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Step into the matrix, fellow HWIDGers! It's time bury dictators and fire up particle accelerators as we light speed collide the following issues:
- The Mandela Effect
- The Parenthoo...
Welcome back HWIDG fans to this month's Minisode dedicated to you the listener. This month we're back at the affected talking studios and mumbling about these issues.
Gas Cans
The Revenge ...
This was an April Fool's prank, we actually watched into the SpiderVerse, the black spider man movie
2019-03-30 02:20:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to the American Podcast Museum! Now if you follow me I can show you our newest entry in the Historically Relevant wing, this is the Here's What I Don't Get Podcast. Mostly a comedy show, th...
2019-03-28 00:35:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Do svidaniya, comrade! Welcome to glorious H.W.I.D.G Podcast. You will be liking to hear General Birtov and Podpolkovnik Timor discussion on all glorious presents gifted by Supreme Leader. All talk...
2019-03-20 23:29:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Life is filled with every day misfortunes but this time we're not talking about that, we're talking about what's best in life, and following Crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, an...
2019-03-18 02:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back a legend into the fold, Spider-Man in the third reboot of the character in 20 years someone finally gets it right and it is so good. Meet Peter Parker, a mild mannered high schooler wi...
2019-03-18 00:18:24 +0000 UTC View Post
This time on Road Through Infinity War we discuss the masterpiece that is Guardians of the Galaxy 2. A masterpiece of shit. This movie cannot let a single moment pass without under cutting it with ...
2019-03-18 00:14:51 +0000 UTC View Post
THIS IS NOT A DRILL OR TEST. THIS IS A CRIME ALERT. TAB BIRT AGE 27 WAS LAST SEEN IN TULSA ON SATURDAY MARCH 9TH. HE WAS LAST SEEN WEARING A MULTICOLORED PROPELLER HAT, A PINK CROP TOP, AND JNCO BR...
2019-03-14 03:14:22 +0000 UTC View Post
MAYDAY! MAYDAY! THIS BIRD'S COMING IN HOT! I GOTTA PUT HER DOWN SOMEWHERE! THERE! IT'S A STUDIO OF SOME SORT! IT SAYS HWIDG! TELL MY LITTLE GIRL I LOVE HER!
* Digital Survivalists
* The Co...
Welcome patrons to this month's movie commentary, it's a shorty this month. 2018's Joe Goodall directed Breakdown. Join a desperate couple tricked into kidnapping a poor girl and forced to be shot ...
2019-03-01 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Nintendo's newest smash hit announced today-Pokemon: Tab and Pokemon: Tim! Join Pokemon Trainer Tab on his quest to gather all the Pokemon in the Merca region and wait... what is he doing to t...
2019-02-28 02:15:27 +0000 UTC View Post
This...is one small step for a podcast, one giant step for podcasting-kind. Welcome to Here's What I Don't Get, the only currently interstellar podcast to tackle all of space's toughest issues. I'm...
2019-02-21 03:45:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Patrons and welcome to this bonus Episode. This Month we're talking about these pleasures!
Winning
Fog
Loot
Cruising
What's best in life? To crush your enemies, see them ...
2019-02-19 01:30:23 +0000 UTC View Post
So, I just bought this storage locker for 600 smackeroos. Bill was being a jackass and bidding me up, probably cause he's jealous of my store doing more business than his, but anyways let's get thi...
2019-02-14 01:57:06 +0000 UTC View Post
It's that time of year again, Valentine's Day, and what better way to say I love you than to take you sweetheart home, put on Starship Troopers and show her the perils of Facism in Spaaaaace!
Inmate: HWIDG2-1a
Crime: Supporting a wrong think podcast
Sentence: Life without the possibility of parole in New York.
New York, New York is it everything they say? And no place ...
2019-02-07 03:43:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Breaker breaker, this is Big Daddy HWIDG, I'm haulin' a load of go-juice to Spud Town and I got me a bit of trouble. Seems like there's an expired lot lizard in my cabin. Picked...
2019-02-07 00:27:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Previously on HWIDG the Next Generation. Tab was promoted to Admiral, Tim was distressed by the sudden usurpation of his command, and only two of the first eleven episodes of the season didn't make...
2019-01-31 18:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Fuck you it's January! and what's fucking us this month are these meager issues.
Poorly Designed Specialty Hardware
Birth in Media
Reverse Apology Lookup
Pull Quotes
Why is it ...
2019-01-31 06:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
After 10,000 years he has returned! The alien menace from the outskirts of Omega IV, The Handlebreaker returns to exact his revenge on the doors of Earth! Can we fight him off? It's up to one man, ...
2019-01-31 01:53:12 +0000 UTC View Post