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Episode 86 - Sweater Swirl Brain Freeze

And as we finish this time capsule of 2064, to be opened in 100 years, we place in it an audio recording once thought lost: Episode 86 of the podcast know as Here's What I Don't Get. The rage fueled d...

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Bonus Episode 21 - The Great Chili Debate

This month we've got these exciting do gets!

- Salsa
- Chili
- 40 Hours
- Rain

Quickly becoming the leading condiment on Earth Salsa is like ketchup, but for Mexican food, and has ma...

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Episode 85 - New Vegas Statues

You've won! An all-expenses paid getaway to HWIDG Island! Enjoy the tropical beaches, where the sand is filled with broken glass and used needles, and the water is definitely not infested with mutant ...

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Tab and Tim Watch - DOUBLE BONUS - The Ladykillers

What is my favorite movie of all time. Tom Hank's 2004 incredible role as Golthwait Higginson Dorr PhD a mastermind of the heist of the century. Watch this fuckin movie, it's literally the best thing ...

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Episode 84 - Sweaty Used Hats

Whoa there brother, slow your roll. You're messing with the most American™ formerly international podcast around, HWIDG®. You step up to us on this, our most hallowed day? The day to end all days?!...

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Tab and Tim Watch - Independence Day (ft. Truckin and Tuckin)

This month features the greatest american story ever told. The 1996 BTFO of a bunch of hentai aliens from the planet fuck off. In a movie that peaked Jeff Goldblum, Sky Rocketed Will Smith, Features J...

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Ask Uncle Buck Ep 04 (Ft. Nick Rekieta)

Professional lawsplainer Nick Rekieta joins me this month to ask the burning questions that YOU want answered!

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Minisode 8 - Tweet Tweet Pop Pop

This month these tiny issues annoy us.
- Grass
- Watered Down Fruit
- Birds
- Not getting the pop
- Yoga

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Episode 83 - Bootleg Hotdog Water

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! Only on Sunday can you catch X-Treme HWIDG! Watch as they fly through the air and crush issues with their bare hands! Adult tickets are 8 dollars advance, 10 at the gate, kids' t...

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Ep 82 - A Febreze Bottle Full of Vodka

Four Issues, only one winner. Welcome back to the International Here’s What I Don’t Get Cup, where finest issues from all around the world come to do battle. That’s right Russ, and tonight we’...

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Bonus Episode 20

This month on Here's what I do get.

Getting Back to Work
Steam's new content policy
Meat
Garbage Collection

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Episode 81 - The End of an Era

Welcome to St. Here's What I Don't Get's today as we gather here to celebrate the life and mourn the death of these four issues. Now, these issues were never the best members of society, we can all ag...

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Episode 80 - New Mic, Who Dis?

Your mission Agent Here's What I Don't Get, should you choose to accept it, is to take down an extremist sect of the terrorist organization known as I.S.S.U.E.S. These are well known radicals that wil...

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Tab and Tim Watch - Bloodsport

The results are in and Bloodsport is this month's winner. A movie that Tab has never seen and Tim hasn't seen in a long time. Bloodsport brings back the best of the 80s! Stereotypical honor minded ori...

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Episode 79 - Worst Night Court Cosplay (ft. Tony from Hack the Movies)

Here's What I Don't Get, a podcast. A show barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. Combining it with Tony from Hack the Movies, we have the capability to create the world's...

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Ask Uncle Buck Ep3 Extras

Peek behind the curtain of HWIDG with some pre-show banter!  Why does Tab have pizza?  Who gave Buck the creeps?  How do you clean a soldering iron?  Find out inside!

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Ask Uncle Buck Episode 3 (ft Tab Birt)

If you miss that "season 2" vibe, then Buck-le up, because Tab joins me as the guest moderator, and wow was it fun!

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Minisode 7 - Little Women

Welcome to the final bonus bits for this month.

- Windows Notifications
- No Mens Dish Gloves
- Lack of Backup Shopping Baskets
- Small Monsters
- Flys

Hey, it's Windows Here. I ne...

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Episode 78 - Bones and Cobs

Okay folks, for my first trick I'll need a volunteer from the audience. Anybody? Yes,  you sir! Come on up. Okay, hold this hat please. Reach in. Nothing, yes? Now, I say the magical phrase "Here...

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Episode 77 - Rocket Elevators

Apologies upfront, we had an issue with Tim's gate in the new studio setup. It's fixed for next week. Sorry guys.

Hundreds of years ago, on the island of Here's What I Don't Get, an American nu...

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Bonus Episode 19 - Water Heater Hacks

The heat is on, folks. On the stove, in the sky, oppressing the ones you love with it's sweltering radiance. Here at Here's What I Don't Get, we're trying to keep cool by any means necessary, cold sho...

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Episode 76 - #GroundhogsToo

OKAY LOOK, I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME TO EXPLAIN, BUT THIS EPISODE OF HERE'S WHAT I DON'T GET IS COMING IN HOT! IF I DONT KEEP THIS BABY UNDER 70 MILES AN HOUR IT'S GONNA BLOW US ALL TO HELL. GET OUTTA THE...

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Road To Infinity War - Episode 10 - Guardians of the Galaxy

Tim joins me for this thrilling recap of what may be the most fun movie of the MCU. I know Infinity War is out, but I'll keep powering through these until the end with a big recap of Infinity War at t...

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Tab and Tim Watch: Tucker and Dale vs Evil

It was a close call in the voting this month and we had to actually go deep into the rankings to figure out a clear winner. So we will be updating the votes for a ranked choice vote point system. The ...

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Episode 75 - Jedi Master Fozzy Bear (ft. Uncle Buck)

Well, well, well. Looks like we’ve got ourselves some trouble in this little town. Seems like Sheriff Here’s What I Don’t Get doesn’t like the Buck gang hanging’ ‘round these parts. We ain...

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Minisode 6 - Patreon, We Shrunk Ourselves

Sliding in at the last second is April's Minisode where we discuss these minor issues.

- The Room
- The Premature Nod Off
- People That Don't Eat Pizza Crusts
- The Inconsistency of Mo...

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Episode 74 - Beer Face

100 criminals. 100 parachutes. 1 island. The event of a lifetime: Here's What I Don't Get Royale. Watch as hardened criminals bash each other's faces in for the chance at freedom, blow each other up w...

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Buckin' Around Episode 6

Buck gets pissed off at a coworker and makes his boss crack up.

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BONUS pre-show chatter from AUB S2E2

A few minutes of catch up banter between Chaco and Buck.  A few laughs, and a behind-the-curtain explanation.

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Episode 73 - Gotta Captcha 'Em All

The year is 20XX. Machines have taken over the world. The human resistance Here’s What I Don’t Get has been forced into the subway tunnels underneath New York City. They thought they were safe dow...

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