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Episode 199 - XXXL, All Beef, No Filler

It's finally that time of year folks. The weather's getting colder, the trees are changing colors, and you're stuck inside! You're working from home for the foreseeable future and its driving you c...

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Before & After - Joker

Here it is folks, an honest review of a film that was supposed to spur hundreds of mass shooting across the US, but didn't and the feminists are pissed. As two pretty strong fans of Batman, we went...

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Episode 198 - Kicked Out Of Six Flags

This week's episode of HWIDG is HOT HOT HOT! With the west coast fires burning out the last remains of the 4chan /pol/ anarchists, we are born anew. Let the fires blaze and wash over us to absolve ...

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Episode 197 - Praise Jesus, But Not Too Much

Graphics Cards are in the news this week, and not to be outdone by anything, HWIDG is unveiling our new extended cut of the weekly podcast, Here's What I Really, Really, Really Don't Get. With more...

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Minisode 32 - Unskilled Labor

Here we are, it's the end of August. Summer is nearly at an end, and yet your kids are still at home because we live in a nation of wind up rule. The media winds everyone up and they demand action,...

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Episode 196 - Mandatory Dry Skin

The National Podcast Convention was canceled earlier this week by shocking events that this country has never seen before. A mass assault was carried out on fellow American citizens by Vice-Preside...

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Bonus Episode 46 - Criminally Unfunny

Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries, four serial rapists named Randy, yet each with their own fetish, namely these;

- Unsolved Mysteries
- Photo Mode
- Cake
- Good Accents

Believe me...

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Episode 195 - Meet the New Boss

This week's episode is brought to you on location from the National Podcast Convention. Vice President Reacher of HWIDG is expected to take the stage any minute for a rousing speech. Now, keep in m...

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Episode 194 - Supertramp vs. MegaWasp

We here at HWIDG are pleased to announce our new Vice President: Reacher, the cat! Mr. Reacher has all of the qualities a fine podcast like ours is looking for in a vice president. A can-do attitud...

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Episode 193 - Run Red

Welcome to The HWIDG State Office, please take a number. This number lets you know in what order you will be called, if your number is after 10 just go ahead and go home, there's no hope for you. P...

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Minisode 31 - Freedom Fascist

July is over and now the dog days of summer really start, but they say it's not the heat that really gets to you it's a combination of,

Bloody Marys
Lawns
Just One Errand
Locking You...

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Bonus Episode 45 - 85% Hard

Welcome HWIDGets to this long delayed bonus episode. Moving has finished and now it's time to unpack. Of course we've got to unpack the important stuff first so grab those boxes labeled.

Fir...

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Episode 192 - One Cult Admission, Please

We here at HWIDG know that life comes at you fast. If you aren't prepared to move out of the way, you'll end up with a very sticky situation. That's why we're opening up the HWIDG Cares Hotline. Ca...

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Episode 191 - My Strange Gengar Addiction (feat. Justin Silverman)

It's time folks. Time to get your mask on. That's right, state governments all over the country are getting into these Mask mandates, and we for one could not be happier. The Mobile Armored Strike ...

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Episode 190 - Huffle My Puff

 

We here at HWIDG are proud to announce that we are currently preparing for an eventual 2024 Presidential run. That's right, Tab and Tim are finally getting political, in a big way. As ...

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Episode 189 - Jane Fonda Release Fund

WELCOME BACK TO HERE'S WHAT I DON'T EXPLODE (WHICH IS NOTHING BY THE WAY) THE ONLY CURRENTLY EXPLODING PODCAST TO EXPLODE ALL OF LIFE'S TOUGHEST ISSUES. I'M YOUR HOST TIM THE HANDLEXPLODER AND TODA...

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Episode 188 - Felony Selfishness

Just like the bad guy, from Lethal Weapon 2, we've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue. We can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street! We can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch...

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Minisode 30 - Someone Get Me the Manager

It's the 30th again HWIDGets, and that means more minisodes. This month we've got a lot to complain about starting with these minor disturbances.

Animals that do weird stuff
Being asked to...

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Bonus Episode 44 - Defund Skyrim Guards

Welcome back patrons to this sob story filled episode of HWIDG. This time Tab and Tim are finding abandoned issues, and reinvigorating them into "Do Gets" with just 3 weeks to come up with new mate...

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Episode 187 - Red Ring Circus

BREAKING NEWS! Coming to you live from Tulsa, Oklahoma. Ground Zero of the first Viral Race Riots, as you know COVID-19 has transformed due to 5G into the BLM-COVID-25G. There's only one way to kee...

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Episode 186 - Show Me the Money!

Football fans, welcome to the HWIDG League's Thursday Night Football Special, brought to you by Jerry's Exotic Meat Shack, they have everything from beef and bird to possum and turtle! Tonight we'v...

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Episode 185 - Psychadelic Toad Venom

Welcome to another episode of DYCIWMDVGC, the only podcast to tell you "Damn You Corona, I Want My Dumb Video Game Christmas" every week. At the time of writing, it's t-minus 23 hours until our fir...

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Episode 184 - Footage Not Found

 

HWIDG would like to formally apologize for 2020. We might have said some things about 2019 last year that were a bit derogatory, and clearly they have taken it out on the rest of the w...

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Tab and Tony Watch - Cats

 The Commentary Track Starts When the Universal Logo Fades Out 

If life doesn't feel like you live in a dystopian hellscape already, get ready for CATS. One of the longest running B...

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Minisode 29 - Cheeto Chair

Welcome back fans to May's Minisode which I am actually remembering to post this month. You know what I also forgot to post? The voting for June's movie commentary. Why? Because my brain has become...

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Before & After - X-Men: Dark Phoenix

Here it is fans the last movie in the FoX-Men franchise and boy does it suck. Not like a fun sucking, but in just the boring bland sameness of sucking the way Apocalypse sucked. Seriously they shou...

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Minisode 28 - Protesting Protestors

Apologies patrons to this long delayed minisode that I edited and then completely forgot to release because I have Corona Brain. So enjoy it now as a second minisode for May. Last month we meant to...

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Episode 183 - Arachnid Photography

On this historic day, HWIDG goes where no formerly international podcast has gone before. That's right, HWIDG has teamed up with KFC, and with their help, today we are launching the first manned-sp...

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Bonus Episode 43 - XXPoonMachine43XX

Welcome back supporters who are just happy to give generous gifts to the show in exchange for nothing, but sometimes bonus content. This month we're talking about these intense pleasures.

Goo...

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Episode 182 - Cabela's Big Gamer Hunter

The time has come. Far too long has "Big Podcast" had a hand in what HWIDG says. Remember the debacle that was Episode 180? Well, the shackles have been broken and it is time for us to #ReleaseTheS...

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