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How we fixed the Fantastic 4 poster - AD FREE

In a later story, Grimm celebrates his Bar Mitzvah, since it has been 13 years, the age a Jewish boy celebrates his Bar Mitzvah, since he began his "second life" as the Thing. To celebrate the cere...

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Comment ‘Shop 57

In a photoshop video, assumptions kill. Give us prompts!

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Dune Awakening Part 2 - Patreon Gameplays

The slow hotdog penetrates the mouth hole.

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Dune Awakening Part 1 - Patreon Gameplays

Bless the Patrick and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His antibiotics cleanse His anus. May He keep the world for his goblins.

(Become a Patron to watch part 2)

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Prophets of the Dark Side - Dramatic Reading

IT'S HERE IT'S FINALLY HERE

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It’s time for a hard reset - AD FREE

Let us know what you think this video is about in the comments.

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Patrick's Photoshop - UNCUT

This is the video equivalent of getting lost in a shopping mall.

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The Comment 'Shop - Episode 56

This is our first video as a Reacher channel.

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Astropodlin 53: Catholic Skill Tree

The Pat man is back and he's "pissing" out his "ass"

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Comment ‘Shop 56 Delay

The Comment ‘Shop will go up on Thursday afternoon this week, as Patrick is still recovering from the Rakghoul Plague. Thanks for your patience in these ill times!

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Episode 6 Dramatic Reading Delay

Dark greetings!

Due to scheduling issues, the dramatic reading of "Prophets of the Dark Side" will be a day or two late. Not ideal, we know but we wanted to do it right for y'all rather than ...

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GBC 106: Prophets of the Dark Side (Video)

This week, Astrogoblin's Jacob, Charlotte, and Patrick take you through book six of the Jedi Prince novels.

It wouldn't be Star Wars without a ham-fisted genealogical reveal!

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GBC 106: Prophets of the Dark Side

For video versions and more, go to https://www.patreon.com/Astrogoblin

This week, Astrogoblin's Jacob, Charlotte, a...

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Comment ‘Shop 56 Prompt

Patrick’s back and demands prompts.

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We killed another celebrity - AD FREE

"Silkie chicken in a broth. A black-boned bird prized in China for its medicinal values since the 7th century. Wolfberries, ginseng, ginger, red dates and star anise."
"You made me chicken soup...

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Hitman: Le Chiffre - UNCUT

Ortolans are back, baby.

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We install the cutest malware - Ad Free

"The greatest challenge of them all is to not tab away from Chip's Challenge" Patrick 4:20

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Chip's Challenge - UNCUT

Titling this as a Chip's Challenge video feels... inaccurate

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Best of Astrogoblin Year One

Oh dang, this channel's still going?? (Thanks to the Patrons for submitting so many nasty clips)

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No podcast this week! (Something else instead)

Dark Greetings, gobblers. Patrick’s on island time this week, so no podcast. HOWEVER, you will be getting a compilation of all the lovely clips you submitted from the last year of videos. That’...

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The Comment 'Shop - Episode 55

When daddy's away, the back-alley raccoons will play.

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Queen of the Empire - Dramatic Reading

Lactils will destroy your planet, yes. But have you ever tried their milk? I'd say it's worth it

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GBC 105: Queen of the Empire

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This week, Astrogoblin's Jacob, Charlotte, a...

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GBC 105: Queen of the Empire (Video)

This week, Astrogoblin's Jacob, Charlotte, and Patrick take you through book three of the Jedi Prince novels.

Somehow Baji returned.

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Comment ‘Shop 55 Prompt

Oh baby I’d love a nice stinky prompt right about now

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Hideous Retailer Pride Collections

Jurassic World: Rebirth features the first gay dinosaur.

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Exotic Animals - UNCUT

We're one step closer to having an office lemur.

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This might be illegal - AD FREE

We attempt to hire an editing ape.

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Can a grown woman learn how to type? - AD FREE

the hardest we've ever shilled

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Boltgun Typing - UNCUT

the hardest we've ever shilled

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