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Beginner's Guide: Chapter 7

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Trade Paperback Romance: Chapter 10

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Beginner's Guide: Chapter 6

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Beginner's Guide to Catfishing: Chapter 5

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Trade Paperback Romance: Chapter 9

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Chapter 4: A Beginner's Guide to Weight Lifting

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Magical Girl Exorcist Squad is now out in paperback!

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Chapter 3: A Beginner's Guide to Video Calls

Brian

I spent the night thinking ‘oh fuck what have I done’ over and over again, and when I woke up the next morning, the proverbial broken record had yet to stop. Becaus...

Chapter 2: A Beginner's Guide to Housekeeping

Kyle

I cleaned deep into the night, sweeping and scrubbing every last inch of floor, vacuuming every carpeted surface and between every couch cushion, wiping down every glass...

Chapter 1: Beginner's Guide to Work-Life Balance

Brian

I puckered up in the bathroom mirror, applying a waxy coat of crimson lipstick to my lips, the finishing touch on the masterpiece of my fully made-up face. Not a blemis...

Trade Paperback Romance: Chapter 8

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Magical Girl Exorcist Squad: Descent Into Hell, Act II

Hello, lovelies! Been a minute since we last caught up with the squad! Things got hectic for my personal and financial life, and I dealt with some severe burnout and writer’s block around this ch...

Trade Paperback Romance: Chapter 7

Hello, lovelies! Just a reminder that “Love During Robot Fighting Time” is now available in its entirety, including 3 exclusive epilogue chapters (one of which is SPICY), in ebook format from A...

Beginner's Guide to Catfishing: Chapter 4 (beta)

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Trade Paperback Romance: Chapter 6

Hello, lovelies! Just a reminder that “Love During Robot Fighting Time” is now available in its entirety, including 3 exclusive epilogue chapters (one of which is SPICY), in ebook format from A...

Chapter 3: A Beginner's Guide to Haircare (beta)

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Chapter 2: A Beginner's Guide to Housekeeping (beta)

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Chapter 1: A Beginner's Guide to Work-Life Balance (beta))

Hello, lovelies! This whacky little side-project will probably go down as the trashiest thing I've ever written (so far). Hope you enjoy it!

And don't forget you can pick up "Love During Rob...

Trade Paperback Romance: Chapter 5

Hello, lovelies! Just a reminder that “Love During Robot Fighting Time” is now available in its entirety, including 3 exclusive epilogue chapters (one of which is SPICY), in ebook format from A...

Trade Paperback Romance: Chapter 4

Hello, lovelies! Just a reminder that “Love During Robot Fighting Time” is now available in its entirety, including 3 exclusive epilogue chapters (one of which is SPICY), in ebook format from A...

Trade Paperback Romance: Chapter 3

Hello, lovelies! Just a reminder that “Love During Robot Fighting Time” is now available in its entirety, including 3 exclusive epilogue chapters (one of which is SPICY), in ebook format from A...

Trade Paperback Romance: Chapter 2

Hello, lovelies! Hope you're doing well! Just a reminder that my book, "Love During Robot Fighting Time", is now available for purchase via Amazon and Itch!

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Trade Paperback Romance

Hello, lovelies! Welcome to my new project! Don't forget to spread the word about this one, and to be sure to check out the official ebook for "Love During Robot Fighting Time" available on Amazon ...

Love During Robot Fighting Time: Chapter 31 (series finale)

Hello, all! Welcome to the final chapter of the main saga! Hope you enjoy, and thank you for coming on this crazy journey with me and the polycule! This isn’t quite the end, however: ...