Octav1us King

June Newsletter

June Newsletter

Hi everyone! This is your June newsletter, written by the one and only Octy. Can we take a minute to appreciate the consistency of uploading not one, but TWO ...

Patreon only playthrough of a crappy game

I'm currently finishing up a video about Crow City of Angels, released on PS1, Saturn and PC. As you may be aware, it's bloody awful. 

In any case, I'm running very behind on video produ...

The WORST puzzle game ever I swear oh my god I refuse to play this ever again

Hello all,

Not doing well mentally so this was meant to be here for you yesterday. But then a mental breakdown happened. But in any case, it's here now for your viewing pleasure <3

I...

Some more awful "adult" Famicom games

Hallo!

Here I am, late publishing a video to general public, far too scared to do so, and just putting it live to you lot instead.

I ended up splitting this one into two videos - I want...

May Newsletter

Hi everyone! This is your May newsletter as written by me, Octy, with the occasional contribution from a rat or two as they scamper over the keyboard. Ok, I’m under no illusion that it’s been <...

New video - Bubble Bath Babes (NES)

Haaaalllo.

This video was meant to go to general public today, but ended up taking longer than expected and now I'm too anxious to release it to all viewers so I thought I would at least post...

Trying to consistently post on my website

HALLO

So, I'm trying to make a post every Thursday on my website regarding some utterly crap, restrictively rare game that I thus dearly want. I've already got a good few posts scheduled, but...

Early Access Reviieewww

Hallo

I finished and uploaded this one a bit early, it's due out on Sunday eve. So thought I'd give you guys access if you wanted it. Not even an utterly AWFUL game, it's just a bit crap. But...

The Archers But With Rats perform Cinderella

This is my favourite one so far. SO MAGICAL. 

Early Access - this 90s magazine about Dinosaurs

DISCLAIMER: This video is mostly just me cackling at drawings of dinosaurs

Patreon only quickplay

Haaaaallo

I was going to do a full video of this but I don't know if I will now. But if you want to listen to me getting angry at a mediocre game, it's your lucky day!

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Patreon only edit of I Want My Mommy

Bizzare name for a game, but turned out to be quite interesting to research into it. In a very, very nerdy way.

The Archers but with Rats perform Moby Dick

Just in case you missed it (and wanted to see it) when it was on stream. I know these videos are daft, but I have a lot of fun doing them and they are a nice break from playing crap games

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Flapsharks Wallpaper

Hallo

I don't know who needs it, but I made a desktop wallpaper of Flapsharks. I'll be honest, I have it set as my desktop wallpaper and every time I see it I just start snort-laughing. Laugh...

Let's Play The Mystery of the Missing Hotpot Recipe

First draft of splicing this stream together to make it watchable. Honestly it's just 30 minutes of me swearing in a progressively more northern accent.

Where's Waldo patreon only review

haaaallllo my friends

haaaaaaaallllo

might be a couple of sound issues to fix and it's missing a fair bit of stuff that will be added but hope it makes you giggle

love you bastard...

Pride and Prejudice as performed by rats

This will probably make little sense to those of you lovely people who don't watch my streams, but...erm, this is just some general insanity I've come up with and really enjoyed doing. Only for Pat...

I can't believe it's taken me this long to feel strong enough to do a vlog

haaaalllo.

Patreon only draft - Color a Dinosaur

Hallo

Haaaalllo

PATREON ONLY DRAFT - DAIKTANA

Hallo!

Here is the Patreon only draft of my next video. This means it will  be a bit rough and ready and not including jokes which I might add later. Stuff will be removed too. I tend to...

Dalmations 2 - Patreon only version

HALLO.

This is like half an hour long, so it will probably be cut down a tad. I guess I just really had a lot to say about this godawful game, this absolute scourge on humanity.

I hope ...

Patreon only video - my "collection"

SO SO SMOL VID OF MY ITEMS.

CAN HARDLY SEE.

Yeah essentially just looking at what I've got. Thought it would be nice if anything I've got sparked memories for you, or if there's anythin...

Patreon only version - The Unholy War

Hallo, you gorgeous lot.

Here is the pre-release draft of my next video. It does not have all the backing music or the transitions I'm intending, but I find that going away for a couple days ...

The Archers but with Rats s2

Hallo again everyone <3

Here is series two of the hit series The Archers but with Rats, for Patreons only. Just a bit of daft fun to hopefully bright up your day.

Sarah :)

Another update from Professor Flapjacks

Hello. I am once again writing to you as an anxiety management tool for Octavius. Also, I wi...

First ten episodes of The Archers but with Rats

Quick one from your favourite box of frogs...

I made these as thank you to my incredible supporters on Twitch that made my birthday so special, and I've put together all nine episodes I playe...

Quick update from Professor Flapjacks

Good afternoon to you all. Octavius is using me to write this as a method of disconnection, thus reliev...

It is my birthday, so I need to get all gushy again.

I have had more than half a bottle of prosecco. Also here is a photo of Professor Flapjacks with a little crown on.

It's always very hard to express what it means to me to be where I am now. ...

Retrospective - Lara Croft's Manor

Hello you utterly beautiful bastards.

Here is a video! There are more coming. I'm working on three at the moment. I'm finding having variety is helping with the anxiety a fair bit. 

Ey up

Ey up you lot.

Just a super-quick update, because I am pretty excited that I've actually just finished writing and recording the voice-over for three videos.

I can't put my finger on ex...