『If I get dragged off into the jungle, will you come and save me?』
『Why would anyone drag you off into the jungle?』
『Do you see how many Beastmen there are around here? There ...
2025-01-20 08:50:52 +0000 UTC View Post“How do I look?”
“You look like Xoc.”
Xoc flicked her ear and sent an exasperated look up at Winter Moon. The Dragon – or was she a Beastman who could turn into a Dragon? – ...
2025-01-11 22:36:57 +0000 UTC View Post『Hmm…okay, is that everything?』
『Everything I can remember. I can single out conversations in a busy market, but following a dozen arguments at once is a different thing entirely. Are...
2025-01-07 05:09:10 +0000 UTC View Post“If someone purposely set a building in your village on fire, what would you do?”
“I’d put an arrow in the asshole who did it,” Reed replied. “Three arrows, just in case the first...
2025-01-04 03:13:32 +0000 UTC View PostAnd I woke up in the hospital. Hopefully I'll be out again soon. I still have access to google docs, but editing will be sketchy on a phone. We aren't too far behind but expect a content dump rathe...
2024-12-19 03:42:20 +0000 UTC View Post“Just how much do they want me to stay in touch with them?”
The Shadow Demon said nothing as Liam sorted through the packs of supplies it had just delivered. Since they would be in Re-Blu...
2024-12-08 12:05:30 +0000 UTC View Post“Why’re we goin’ to the house bein’ run by a Noble instead of the other one? Should be easier if we don’t have to deal with a Noble, yeah?”
“Because both house...
2024-12-02 08:30:27 +0000 UTC View PostMuch to everyone’s relief, Liam’s read on Pierre Ulenieu seemed to be accurate. The Merchant asked no questions, made no comments, and most importantly of all, he paid in coin. Negotiatio...
2024-11-26 04:29:29 +0000 UTC View Post“What do you think, Liam?”
What am I supposed to think?
“I think you look nice,” Liam answered.
Lady Beaumont’s delighted response suggested that he...
2024-11-19 01:18:28 +0000 UTC View Post“Well, look who finally decided to show u–”
Olin seized the wiry man by the neck and scraped his impudent expression off on the nearest wall, leaving him dead at the end of a crimso...
2024-11-13 03:36:15 +0000 UTC View PostAs it turned out, the whole damn city of Re-Blumrushur was only half on fire. It took a few hours going down the other side of the cloud-shrouded pass before Liam could survey the reported...
2024-11-07 10:46:59 +0000 UTC View Post“Liam, I don’t know any greasy Nobles with four chins.”
“Huh?”
“I don’t!”
Liam did his best to keep his face from screwing up in confusion at Lady Beau...
2024-10-29 08:41:40 +0000 UTC View Post“You win yet?”
“Shut up.”
Liam snorted as he refreshed the Purple Worm Venom on his throwing daggers.
“I finished a whole job and you’re still on your losing s...
2024-10-21 23:12:31 +0000 UTC View Post“Hey, you alright, Nemel? You’re lookin’ kinda crazy in your corner there.”
“Hm? Whatever do you mean, my lady?”
The sound of mad scribbling nearly drowned out the i...
2024-10-14 23:13:57 +0000 UTC View Post“This is a lot crazier when you see it in person.”
Waves of silt-laden water lapped at Liane’s toes as she and Florine stood on the banks of the Oriculon River. It was already the l...
2024-10-08 00:41:31 +0000 UTC View PostWhat the…
Standing on the westernmost berth of Corelyn Harbour, Liane watched as a motley assortment of passengers disembarked from the recently arrived barge from Warden’...
2024-09-30 23:21:53 +0000 UTC View Post“Yo, Baroness.”
Ludmila looked up from her brooding to find Chief Esess approaching her with a lazy wave of a claw. The Lizardman Lord was accompanied by his usual entourage, which...
2024-09-23 22:27:28 +0000 UTC View Post“Welcome back, Lady Zahradnik.”
“Thank you, Lluluvien,” Ludmila replied with a warm smile. “How has everyone fared in my absence?”
“I can’t say that much h...
2024-09-16 23:39:43 +0000 UTC View Post“I’m back–hm, smells like Albedo.”
“That is hardly an appropriate thing to say, Liane,” Clara said.
“Doesn’t change the fact that it smells like Albedo,”...
2024-09-09 23:14:22 +0000 UTC View PostPreposterous.
In the pitch darkness of her suite on the Tenth Floor, Albedo sat on the floor, twisting the hem of her dress with a gloved hand.
Utterly prepos...
2024-09-02 22:33:34 +0000 UTC View PostA tense hush fell over the crowd as Albedo and Shalltear stared at one another from their places on the sand of the arena. Ainz’s gaze went back and forth between the two duellists as his mind fe...
2024-08-26 21:19:13 +0000 UTC View Post“Ainz-sama.”
A malaise hung over Ainz Ooal Gown, Supreme Overlord of the Great Tomb of Nazarick, Sovereign of the Sorcerous Kingdom, and the man who had recently been made aware of...
2024-08-19 23:45:34 +0000 UTC View PostAinz folded his hands on the table, making a show of giving Baroness Zahradnik’s query plenty of serious thought. No, it wasn’t as if he wasn’t giving it serious thought, it was...
2024-08-10 06:43:56 +0000 UTC View PostWell, that was unexpectedly fruitful…
As twilight fell over the Sixth Floor of the Great Tomb of Nazarick, Ainz Ooal Gown, Supreme Overlord of said Tomb and sovereign of the So...
2024-08-03 06:25:05 +0000 UTC View Post“For someone who’s supposed to be my vassal, you seem far too interested in Albedo.”
“I would be a fool to miss this opportunity, my lady,” Ludmila replied. “It isn...
2024-07-29 10:58:01 +0000 UTC View Post“Stand still so I can kill you!” Countess Beaumont shrieked.
“Aiiiiieeeee!!!”
The shopkeeper let out a shriek of his own, falling backwards over his stool as th...
2024-07-20 08:58:07 +0000 UTC View Post“Come closer so I can kill you!” Countess Beaumont shrieked.
“Aiiiiieeeee!!!”
Magistrate Woodlund let out a shriek of his own as he fell backwards over his make...
2024-07-15 01:29:37 +0000 UTC View Post“Liam, we need to move.”
“What’s going on?” Liam asked.
“This crowd is attracting flies,” Olin said. “If we don’t get out of here, we’re going to be n...
2024-07-12 05:11:47 +0000 UTC View Post『Are you sure I can do this?』
『Hm? Hell yeah! Do all the things! What? …you’re no fun.』
『Huh?』
『Not you. Clara said you’re not allowed to do any wo...
2024-07-07 10:17:16 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t get it.
Liam frowned at the men lining both sides of the table. A full third of them had passed out while the rest were somewhere between senseless and comatose. He eye...
2024-07-03 08:40:52 +0000 UTC View Post