TFW
..you’re not ‘that drunk’ but your friend keeps insisting on you having some water.
2019-06-17 07:41:54 +0000 UTC View Post
..you’re not ‘that drunk’ but your friend keeps insisting on you having some water.
2019-06-17 07:41:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Was trying to be THOTful.
2019-06-15 20:20:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I just realized from Grace’s post that my pic in her phone is me at my 30th bday weapons party, dressed as a ninja with nunchucks beside Melissa, AKA Ruckusaurus. DEAD.
2019-06-13 20:35:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Is really going off during Pride and I couldn’t be prouder. And, yes, he does use this many exclamation points at all times. It’s like texting with a really excited preteen niece.
2019-06-13 00:19:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Literally just comes in, plops her tiny leather coin purse of a butt on the carpet, and waits for us to finish podcasting. That stare. Seriously. I think she’s training herself to master telepath...
2019-06-13 00:16:40 +0000 UTC View Post
THAT'S RIGHT!
This Might Get Weird presents: A DUMBER SUMMER
And you beautiful patrons have FIRST DIBS on tickets!!! Just use the code "critters<...
2019-06-11 17:27:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Here we fucking go!!! Thank you guys!
(Also, yes, Mamrie’s picture in my phone is her in a ninja suit from her 30th birthday.)
2019-06-11 01:05:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I rarely wish I was single but this guy has got me curious. -M
2019-06-09 02:30:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Some pervs got together last night and Grace and I keep texting about how fucking adorable this is. Wish we could’ve been there!
2019-06-09 01:50:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Don’t even play. And she knows I hate walking my dog. Is she trying to guilt me for working so much? Is she claiming I’m an unfit mother who doesn’t have time to walk her dog because I’m to...
2019-06-06 16:44:00 +0000 UTC View PostHey all! Here's the bonus podcast for May! Enjoy, and thanks for all the questions!
2019-06-04 15:57:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Mamrie and I are recording our bonus podcast later today and need your questions! Make em good!
2019-05-31 19:23:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Grace here! Sorry for the lack of ‘cast this week - we’ve been traveling and being loony toons per usual! I wanted to share what I spotted in the back of my Uber last night! I audibly muttered ...
2019-05-23 21:00:55 +0000 UTC View Post
I had to screen grab this from the community post and put it up here for everyone to see. Thank you @skersto for finding this picture and confirming that I have an actually put a tab of acid in my ...
2019-05-23 18:12:12 +0000 UTC View Post
At some point Chip’s mom gave him a gift of a small blanket with a bunch of pictures of him and his brothers on it. None of them are high-resolution and you can barely tell what the heck it is, b...
2019-05-23 18:05:27 +0000 UTC View Post
So I wanted to hop on here to say we miss you guys! We know we didn’t have a new podcast up this week… But we will have so MANY goddamn stories for next weeks
In doi...
2019-05-23 18:02:32 +0000 UTC View Post
This post made me CACKLE this morning. And then made me think what my answer would be. My initial response is a snake jumping into mayonnaise. What’s yours?
❤️g
2019-05-09 20:19:15 +0000 UTC View Post
.... we’ve had 8 which led to us talking about how much we love y’all. Hi! We are those people.
2019-05-04 02:06:38 +0000 UTC View Post
They styled its hair to completely cover its face Cousin It from Addams Family style. Who knows what was even under those bangs? Was this actually a Chihuahua with a wig and those fur boots? I sme...
2019-04-24 22:50:19 +0000 UTC View Post
.... that I am a fuckin COOF?! It’s not a real word you robot cheaters.
2019-04-19 03:28:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Well… Someone tweeted at me that I probably ate this candy from Finland, Mignon, that is known for artfully putting chocolate hazelnut nougat into real eggs. Just seeing this brings me back to t...
2019-04-18 19:46:57 +0000 UTC View Post
For those of you that listened to the recent bonus podcast episode, here's the visual saga of Mamrie kicking out a grasshopper squatting in her back house! THE DRAMA!
2019-04-14 18:21:00 +0000 UTC View PostWe get real on some of the Doof's questions and really silly on the rest. In the first minute, I protect my home from a prehistoric sized grasshopper if that gives you any preview into the madness....
2019-04-13 19:16:52 +0000 UTC View PostGrace here! Sorry for neglecting posting on here as much as I should (I barely remember to call my own parents back). I wanted to start a little thread to see what everyone's up to this weekend???<...
2019-04-12 21:16:22 +0000 UTC View Post
For Chip to buy this for Beanz when that bitch barks at him every time he walks through the front door. 🙃
2019-04-09 19:15:36 +0000 UTC View PostWe’re recording our bonus podcast this week and need YOUR questions! Let’s get weird!
2019-04-08 16:58:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Here’s the photo of the guest book entry we left in our Big Bear cabin over the weekend. I was v tired and I spelled “beautiful” wrong and I still can’t believe it. But maybe that accidenta...
2019-03-28 01:17:06 +0000 UTC View PostThanks to Kyle Silvia who, I'm not sure is a patron, but tweeted at me.... this work is is by a woman named Judith Owen. She is Harry Shearer's wife and performed it on his radio show. As you...
2019-03-28 00:14:01 +0000 UTC View Post