PERCY FOUND THE MIMIC VEIL!!!!! Sometimes this game is truly peak comedy???
The mimic veil basically increases your stealth and turns your player character into a random prop asset...
2022-05-21 01:26:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Jumping puzzles are somehow better with friends... ðŸ˜
You can only have summons accompany you in really limited areas - boss rooms mostly- with the exception of one town where th...
2022-05-19 17:26:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Hmm I wonder if you're only supposed to pledge yourself to one faction with a regular amount of fealty instead of all factions simultaneously while slightly revolver ocelot triple-betraying all of ...
2022-05-18 14:57:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi everyone! Here's Cecilia, as she'll be appearing in the next chapter of BARBAROUS! Work on the chapter is coming along nicely-- we'll keep you posted!
2022-05-17 17:04:23 +0000 UTC View Post
hello how have I done 40 of these
we finally made it to the Windmill Village!!!! It's extremely charming, in a creepy and suspenseful way. There's parts of other pop media that have definitel...
2022-05-17 15:40:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Waaahh we finally got to Volcano Manor and met Zorayas!!!
This place is seriously built like a dinner theater restaurant, it's all red lights and huge tables everywhere. Anyway, I'm charmed, ...
2022-05-16 19:37:17 +0000 UTC View Post
At the bottom of [previously mentioned jumping hell tower] there was a EXTREMELY DIFFICULT BOSS and behind the boss was a HUGE SWORD that somehow works with Percy's build!!!! (faith/strength/dex) I...
2022-05-15 17:10:43 +0000 UTC View Post
NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WOULD BE SO MUCH PLATFORMING!!! ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ I died so many times going up the outside of that huge tower in Caelid .... and again going down once I got inside.... ðŸ˜
2022-05-13 19:09:02 +0000 UTC View Post
date with blaidd has not gone as advertised...
perhaps his major character flaw is that he is a bad judge of date spots.... (that being, a boss arena)
2022-05-12 19:03:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Today's illustration is by Magnolia Porter Siddell of 2022-05-12 18:11:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Look, this is pretty much his dialogue in the game, it's not my fault I have decided Elden Ring is a Blaidd dating sim.
2022-05-11 17:10:19 +0000 UTC View Post
I keep on running into these walking iron maidens in unexpected places and they keep EATING me like a wood chipper and they have a jillion hit points, horrible, 3/10
2022-05-10 17:23:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Apparently these things are called Fallingstar Beasts, but they're absolutely a bull with a beetle head and I will never not call them Rodeo Bugs
they're also immune to bleed (the ...
2022-05-09 17:07:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Found the madness town! Everyone has been inflicted with madness! You too will go mad and die if you're within eyeshot of the madness tower! Horrible!
My first thought was actually...
2022-05-07 16:37:23 +0000 UTC View Post
oh no we've gotten to the point where we're completing friendly NPC's storylines and apparently in Fromsoft games those endings all have a very similar theme 🙃
ANYWAY, I'd been ...
2022-05-06 17:13:25 +0000 UTC View Post
oh my god I've done 30 of these little journal drawings (I've actually done more than 30 now, I'm dripping these out over here)
There's a bunch of 'magic' metrics in Elden Ring and "Intellige...
2022-05-05 18:39:40 +0000 UTC View Post
there's a spot where there's a gigantic sleeping dragon and you can just walk up and kill her and she won't fight back ;___; it was too sad, I couldn't do it, don't make me do it (it's completely o...
2022-05-04 18:48:38 +0000 UTC View Post
WE MET JAR BAIRN!!!! The jars have some of my favorite designs in the game, they're just really adorable. (apparently they're also like, canopic jars. just completely full of guts) But they're gene...
2022-05-03 20:28:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi everyone! Here's a new, yet unnamed character who'll be appearing in the next chapter of BARBAROUS! We're excited to introduce more glamoured characters.
2022-05-03 16:43:33 +0000 UTC View Post
We found a beautiful magic elevator that wound up leading to a HORRIBLE NEST FULL OF GIANT POISON ANTS
just as we thought we were nearly finished clearing out the ...
2022-05-02 21:13:00 +0000 UTC View Post
We finally managed to get matching armor for Lhutel (the tall headless lady knight summon we got a ways back)!!!!
Sans the wing adornments on the back, it's actually NOT super attractive. It ...
2022-04-29 21:30:15 +0000 UTC View Post
It's hard not to anthropomorphize the summons, even though they don't/probably don't have any sort of personalities baked into their AIs.
Anyway we got to a really incredible/totally bizarre ...
2022-04-28 16:17:36 +0000 UTC View Post
We found the heavily meme'd Pope Turtle!!! (his real name is Miriel, he will tutor you in magic. Actual Percy would adore him)
In a game full of Things That Want To Kill You, every character ...
2022-04-27 16:51:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Like 35+ hours later we finally met Ranni (who is one of the Face Characters of Elden Ring and supposed to be one of the very first named NPCs you meet in the game, we accidentally completely misse...
2022-04-26 19:05:08 +0000 UTC View Post
At the end of last year we commissioned some artists to do their renditions of BARBAROUS characters! This one is by Kris Mukai,...
2022-04-26 16:48:13 +0000 UTC View Post
An update to the last post (where we found a chicken-EXP grind and Percy became super strong)!!!
Percy's solid stone wolf helmet is one of the heaviest things she wears/carries but we've been...
2022-04-25 21:21:17 +0000 UTC View Post
soooo apparently your character has "hit points" in this game that are controlled by their "vigor," and if you want more hit points you need to invest in "vigor"
Percy, had 10 vigor as a star...
2022-04-21 18:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey wizard college is like, way more violent than I remember it being
Were there so many undead here before, did I just forget about this or what
what's with all t...
2022-04-20 18:16:00 +0000 UTC View Post
SO SPOILERS FOR THE FIRST THIRD OF ELDEN RING I GUESS???
THERE'S A WIZARD SCHOOL IN THIS GAME, FULL OF PEOPLE YOU HAVE TO KILL
Seriously, Ananth and I starte...
2022-04-19 18:10:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Good news: I found an incredibly cool boss in an area that is absolutely outside my skill level
Bad news: I found an incredibly cool boss in an area that is absolutely outside my skill level<...
2022-04-18 18:10:59 +0000 UTC View Post