ShuraZero

Chapter 55: Post Battle Report and the Special Test

"That was insane!"

Kaminari's voice cut through the tense silence left by the battle's final ...

Chapter 20: The Warrior's Breakfast

BZZT. BZZT. BZZT.

The sound was sharp. Penetrating. Insistent. A mechanical buzz right in his ear.

BZZT. BZZT—

"Ugh... I'm coming... shut up..."

Naruto rolled over, fumbli...

Chapter 19: Bowls, Ramen, and Three Girls

They left the apartment. This time, he walked beside her. He didn't take her hand, but he matched her pace, walking a little slower so she wouldn't have to rush.

The silence between them on t...

Chapter 18: An Interlude

Moonlight filtered through the leaves. Kakashi was sitting leaning against a large tree, absorbed, as always, in one of Jiraiya's bright orange 'Icha Icha' novels.

A rustle of leaves, too lou...

Chapter 17: The Spatula and the Fury

Teuchi blinked, not grasping the threat at all. His good natured smile widened.

"I said you're fast, Naruto!" he repeated, giving a friendly pat on the back to Naruto, who was still frozen an...

Chapter 16: Ramen and Rumors

The scroll unrolled with a dry whisper onto the wooden floor.

Naruto winced, stretching the fingers of his right hand. They hurt a lot.

"Okay... 'Patrol Report, Sector Seven'... Client:...

Chapter 15: The Promotion (From the Frying Pan into the Fire)

"Two hours, Hokage sama!"

Temari's voice echoed in the office, sharp. She struck the floor with the base of her closed fan, the dull thud a full stop to her patience.

"Two hours, four m...

Chapter 14: Kages and Commitments

"Damn it... damn it... damn it..."

The broom hit the stone step with a dull scrape.

"Five thirty in the morning. Five thirty! The sun isn't even up. It's probably still in bed! The sun ...

Chapter 13: Not Quite That Bold Yet (R18)

The futon was a mess of tangled sheets. The morning sun filtered through the window, illuminating motes of dust dancing in the quiet air.

Naruto was propped up on one elbow, watching the woma...

Chapter 12: House Rules and an Angry Heiress

Naruto dragged himself down the hallway.

Every muscle in his body screamed. His shoulders burned from moving moldy scrolls. His back was stiff from crouching. And his ankle, where "The Archiv...

Chapter 11: Hell's Assistant

BZZT. BZZT. BZZT.

A sharp, piercing sound.

BZZT. BZZT. BZZT.

"Ugh... shut up..."

Naruto rolled over. His face hit something hard.

Wood.

He opened his eyes.

Chapter 10: S-Rank Mission (Cleaning)

Hinata's "Eep!" bounced off the walls of the Hokage's broken office. It was a small sound, but in the silence that followed Tsunade's order, it sounded like an explosion.

Naruto looked at her...

Chapter 9: The Salary of Maturity

The question hung in the air of the destroyed office, weighing heavier than the remains of Tsunade's desk.

"Where... the hell... is your stupid master?"

Naruto, who was still holding Hi...

Chapter 129: Confessions of a Monster

NOOOOO!!

Muscular's ragged scream bounced off the dead-end alley walls. It was an animal sound, a howl of pure terror at the death descending upon him. Inko's hand, surrounded by a nearly inv...

Chapter 8: Two Idiots and a Funeral (Avoided)

"WHAT?!"

Naruto's shout bounced off the walls of the broken office, so loud it made the glass shards on the floor vibrate. The sound of the sake bottle shattering hadn't faded yet.

He w...

Chapter 7: The Execution vs. The Paperwork

"Ready for seconds, Naruto?"

"I was born ready, old man Teuchi! And make it a double helping of narutomaki!"

Naruto slammed the counter enthusiastically, sliding his empty bowl over. Be...

Chapter 128: Vector Fury! The Emerald Judgment Unleashed!

A guttural growl broke the silence of the shattered forest.

"Oh!"

Muscular's voice, harsh and self-satisfied, echoed between the fallen trees. He wiped a trickle of blood from his chinâ...

Chapter 127: Seven Minutes

"Inko, left! Watch that root!"

Ragdoll's voice was a high-pitched shriek, stripped of all its usual cheer. It was tense, almost broken.

Inko Midoriya slipped on the damp earth, grabbing...

Chapter 6: The Broken Telephone

"We have to find him!"

Hinata shot out of Naruto's apartment, landing in the hallway with a dull thud.

"Who?! Your father?! I thought the plan was to avoid him!"

"Kiba!" she yelle...

Chapter 115: The Weight of a Gift

Tsunade stood motionless on the roof. The only sound was the night wind and the soft snoring of Naruto, whose face was comfortably buried in her chest.

She looked at her own hands under the p...

Chapter 114: Tsunade Senju

Naruto raised his hand. He stopped midway, staring at Tsunade's back. "Hey... Grandma."

She didn't turn around.

"What?" Her voice was sharp.

"Just... wait a second." Naruto tried ...

Chapter 5: The Calm and the Storm

"Naruto..."

A soft voice.

"Hey... sleepyhead... wake up..."

Naruto moved. He was warm. Comfortable. He felt incredibly good.

He opened his eyes.

Everything was blurry....

Chapter 54: Heroes vs. Villains: First Assault

"Okay, Uraraka san. Ready?"

Melissa Shield’s voice was calm over the communicator. They we...

My Wives are Konoha’s Strongest

Being the Kyubi's Jinchuriki was tough. Training for two years with Jiraiya to defeat Akatsuki was extreme. But this? This is real hell.

I thought my dream was to become Hokage. Turns out my ...

Chapter 4: The Immediate Consequence

"No, no, no! Wake up!"

Naruto shook the unconscious girl's shoulder lightly. No response.

He looked around. The alley was dark, smelling of wet garbage from a nearby restaurant. The Per...

Chapter 3: The Pervy Sage's Protocol

Naruto was left alone in the water.

The silence was instantaneous. And a thousand times worse than the screams. Sakura was gone. Hinata had fled.

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Chapter 2: The Onsen Incident

"This is a drag."

Naruto's voice bounced off the empty walls of his apartment. He was sweeping, or at least, moving a pile of dust from one corner to another.

"I'm the hero of the villa...

Chapter 1: The Human Pillow

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Chapter 52: New Suits, Old Doubts

"Does anyone else feel like their brain is melting?"

Kaminari's voice was a pitiful mumble that cut the silence of the classroom, broken only by the squeak of Ectoplasm's chalk on the blackbo...