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Getting Dilb-pilled (feat. Aisling McCrea)

This week, we're talking Dilbert and Scott Adams. Why? Well, for some reason all five of us liked Dilbert as a kid. Also, it just so happens that friend of the show Aisling McCrea (2020-10-07 23:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post

On the Sanctity of the Pump feat. Patrick Wyman

This week we bring back historian, podcaster, and certified big guy Patrick Wyman (@Patrick_Wyman) to discuss the terrible ...

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The Boney Island Whitefish in: Bonesday the Thirteenth

Take a trip back to the heady days of the Noughties as Andrew and Riley cover Naked News, Johnny Knoxville, the 2000 Sydney Paralympics scandal, the Grandma's Boy extended universe,  Coors com...

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Gross Family Values feat. Tom Walker

Aw crikey! Australian comedian and Twitch streamer Tom Walker (@tomwalkerisgood) joins the gang to learn all about Gross ...

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The Boney Island Whitefish in: The 16th Episode Spooktacular

It's the 100th episode of Bones! You know what that means! Something fun? No! It means abandoning the fun parts of the show for a joyless slog of a flashback episode!   LEARN the origins ...

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Britainology 4: That '70s Episode

We're back again to explain the eccentricities and fault lines of this truly normal island. This week, Milo and Nate discuss the 1970s in Britain, why everything went downhill, why the decade radic...

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The Boney Island Whitefish in: The Case of the Missing A-Plot

Bones making people independently wealthy with her book profits! Gratuitous Toyota product placement! Breakfast update! Pretty much forgetting to put a murder in there until the end! It's all in an...

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Pret Police On My Back

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is a country run by and for landlords. However, the coronavirus crisis has created a problem: if people congregate en masse in offices and p...

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The Boney Island Whitefish in: Murder in Coptown (Feat. @tomwalkerisgood)

The boys are joined by comedian Tom Walker to discover the mystery behind a Satanic murder! The answer lies deep in the heart of Coptown, on the corner of Spooky Boulevard...

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In Search of (Even More) Racist Facebook

Have you heard the story about right-wingers who decide to build their own social media, crowdfunding, or even ridesharing sites? We're talking Gab, Hatreon, and the like. Why do they all fail? Why...

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Johannes Vonk and the Clogheads Present: Honkbal Hoofdklasse (On My Radio Tonight)

Here it is: the song you have all requested. The sound of the summer. The perfect musical accompaniment for standing on the honk.

[breaking out of irony mode for a second] I can't express in ...

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Britainology 3: Understanding Home Counties Guys

This week's bonus features Milo and Nate on another Britainology, this time with Kent guy Hussein, to discuss the Home Counties and how the deeply cursed world of London suburbia has created an ide...

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The Boney Island Whitefish in: The Mystery of the Mainstream Minorities

Get ready to have your assumptions challenged as Bones presents you with the straightest gays and the whitest POCs that 2009 has ever encountered! Booth has a little brother, and their relationship...

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The Duffield-Chiles Complex feat. Juliet Jacques

This week we've got Juliet Jacques (@zinovievletter) on to discuss the most cursed relationship in liberal Britain: awful ...

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The Boney Island Whitefish in: The Last Blockbuster On The Left (Feat. Will Menaker)

Chest passes! Carefully aimed jump shots! Ball control without hot-dogging! That's right, Chapo Trap House's Will Menaker joins Andrew and Riley for an all-showrunner display of podcasting fundamen...

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A Cheeky Coup with the Lads, Part II (feat. Joe Kassabian)

This is the follow up to this week's free episode, which is available here: 2020-08-10 23:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Keanu Reeves Predicted 5G Corona

This week, we're in the Super Chaos Configuration: Riley is gone but you have the rest of the cast. Milo, Hussein, Nate, and Alice review the 1995 Robert Longo film JOHNNY MNEMONIC, an adaptation o...

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The Boney Island Whitefish in: The Truth Is In There (Feat. Ben McLeay)


Riley and Andrew are joined by Boonta Vista's resident alien expert as we travel  to Roswell for a very paranormal Bones! It is a real alien? No!  But imagine if it was! Pretty cool, ...

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Britainology 2: The Noble Football Hooligan

This week, Nate and Milo are discussing the 2005 film Green Street Hooligans, in which an American played by Elijah Wood goes to Britain and gets inducted into a football firm, learning a lot about...

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Fancy Art for Fancy Lads feat. Josie Long

Sorry for the delayed release on this. During the recording we were convinced that we'd lost the entire Josie segment, so we recorded a second half that's almost the same length. As such, this is a...

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The Boney Island Whitefish in: God Rest Ye Merry Gentlebones

It's Christmas in the Bonesverse and Santa's wearing a bomb vest! Riley and Andrew are joined by Trashfuture's very own Alice to get a Breakfast Update and examine 2009's economic mess that can onl...

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The Condition of the Rudding Class in England

Flora Gill and Amber Rudd have a mother-daughter podcast. Does it suck? Yes. But it's also awkward and painful in a way that will make you see through time and enter the Hell Dimension. We made Ril...

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The Boney Island Whitefish in: Being Joel David Moore

We're saddened to inform you that there is no potential supernatural murderer posited in this episode. But we're very happy to inform you that at least 30% of this episode is promotional material f...

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Britainology Episode 1: A Clump from Dave Courtney

Welcome to the inaugural episode of Britainology, in which Milo makes Nate watch something terminally British and then explains it. This week, we're watching a documentary about self-described cele...

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Balthasar Speedboat 69 feat. Caroline Calloway

Was it a good idea? Probably not. But we've assembled the Balthasar Speedboat cast of Riley, Milo, Olga, and Pierre for a friendly conversation with chaos demon and influencer Caroline Calloway...w...

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The Boney Island Whitefish in: Bring Your Grandpa To Work Day

 Riley and Andrew are back to discuss the collapse of late-2000s network television during the rise of streaming, the provincial local media of Australia and the UK, competing bagel franchises...

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Welcome Home To Megaboobs Acres feat. Olly Thorn

We're back with now 3-time guest Olly Thorn (@philosophytube) to discuss some recent scandals: the Jenrick building scanda...

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The Horniness Haunting 'Logan's Run' feat. Connor Southard

Here we are again, doing a second bonus episode for the week because we realise the profound demands for content. This episode features Riley, Milo, Alice, Hussein, and Connor Southard (2020-06-27 10:44:47 +0000 UTC View Post

The Boney Island Whitefish in: Bring Your Chef To Work Day

Little green men? Gold coins? Rainbows? What could this all mean? If you're the writers of season 5 of Bones, almost nothing!  Stephen Fry is here playing Stephen Fry as we're treated to "Midg...

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The TF Union Presents: The St. Brendan's Day Debate

It's O'Neill versus O'Neill... versus O'Neill versus O'Neill versus O'Neill versus O'Neill. It's a six-way Brendan O'Neill battle moderated by the only man who could possibly moderate a clash of in...

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