This one has about 15 seconds of extra footage, sometimes longer shots of blood, and no blurring of gore. Thank you for supporting me, and if you want to see any of the other explicit versions, the...
2019-08-16 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
This was one of the most difficult episodes I've ever made, and hopefully when you watch it you'll see why. Chock full of behind-the-scenes info, personal anecdotes, censored nudity, After Effects ...
2019-08-14 19:19:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi patrons! Today the Final Destination 2 Kill Count was released, and here's a link to the un-blurred explicit version (note: nudity is still censored in these explicit versions because I don't wa...
2019-08-09 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
We got the copyright and review stuff taken care of quickly this week, so here's the early release for Final Destination 2. At 25 minutes it's a doozy, but the next episode will be even longer (the...
2019-08-08 07:11:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Facing some copyright claim issues on this one that I'm hoping to get resolved, but in the meantime, enjoy this early release of (hopefully) tomorrow's episode! Thanks so much, patrons!
2019-08-01 23:43:27 +0000 UTC View PostI picked this movie, a new French release on Netflix, because I had noticed it in one or two comments on my videos and figured maybe it'd be good. It was not. Once again, it's just Chelsea and I on...
2019-07-31 08:18:43 +0000 UTC View Post
We'll be getting started momentarily, so join us if you can! Hope to see you there!
2019-07-28 18:57:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's Friday's episode - Jaws: The Revenge! I had a lot of fun with this piece of shit. Hope you do, too.
2019-07-24 20:04:59 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone, the livestream hangout for $10+ patrons this month will be on SUNDAY July 28th at 12PM NOON PACIFIC time (so that's 3pm Eastern etc). Hope to see you all there!
2019-07-23 01:01:29 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm just about to leave to head down to San Diego for Comic-Con. If you're going, I hope to run into you! Thanks so much for your patronage and enjoy this extra early release.
2019-07-17 19:22:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Edit 7/15 11am PST: I've replaced the link with the public version, which has been "confirmed by manual review" by YouTube.
I'm still in the middle of trying to get an upload of It Foll...
2019-07-15 07:20:10 +0000 UTC View Post
I absolutely love this movie and it was fun to talk about all the Michigan stuff mentioned in it. Thanks so much for being patrons, patrons! We've got two more Summer Sunday releases after this one...
2019-07-13 18:06:51 +0000 UTC View Post
It ain't bad! Also get ready for the Jaws 3 and 4 kill counts cause those are some of my favorite recent scripts for how funny they are.
2019-07-11 06:49:55 +0000 UTC View Post
The Jaws Kill Count was crazy successful, getting to #2 on trending and coming real close to (or actually?) becoming the KC with most views in a single day (Leprechaun Returns currently holds the r...
2019-07-06 06:19:43 +0000 UTC View PostHey patrons! This month Chelsea and I did a commentary track without a guest, just because our schedule has been too hectic to coordinate with another person. Hope you enjoy us watching Insidious a...
2019-06-30 18:52:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Ohhhhh snap it's happening. It comes out tomorrow. You can watch the more censored version at the link above or you could watch the extra explicit gory version here: 2019-06-29 22:53:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I ended up being able to put a lot of the more explicit version back into the public release, but I think there are still some things in here that I left out of that one. Namely a longer shot of th...
2019-06-28 16:24:24 +0000 UTC View Post
EDIT 6/27 2:15pm Pacific: NEW LINK for a less censored version hurray!
Hey everyone! THE LINK FOR THIS MAY CHANGE depending on if YouTube approves a slightly-less censored version - for...
2019-06-27 19:33:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey patrons! I'll be in this unlisted livestream in just a few minutes, but you can join and wait in the meantime! See you in there!
2019-06-24 18:58:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's an extra early release for this week's Kill Count, Sleepaway Camp 3! This is a rushed and half-assed horror movie if I've ever seen one, but hey, at least I still get to make jokes about it....
2019-06-19 19:54:38 +0000 UTC View PostHi everyone! Just wanted to set the date and time for the next Patreon hangout livestream. In my continuing effort to vary which days and times these are, to give (hopefully) the most amount of peo...
2019-06-14 02:56:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's an extra early release for Friday's episode! I don't love this movie anywhere near what I do the first one, but it's definitely a huge step up over the two that follow it. Also, head's up - ...
2019-06-13 02:26:49 +0000 UTC View Post
It's finally here! One of my all-time favorites, and I rewarded this movie with the 3rd-longest Kill Count to date at over 25 minutes long! Hope you enjoy it, and thank you so much for your support...
2019-06-06 16:31:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Right on time this week! Thanks so much, patrons. Time for the next franchise.
2019-05-31 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostOnce again we've got a movie on Shudder for you - the latest (and greatest?) Puppet Master movie, the reboot "THE LITTLEST REICH". Thankfully this one had captioning.
IF YOU ARE AT ALL SENSIT...
2019-05-31 02:09:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Here it is! Our final Texas Chainsaw Massacre Kill Count. I hope you all enjoyed the journey. Thank you so much for all your support <3
P.S. There WILL BE an explicit version of this one w...
2019-05-30 18:49:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Little late with this, but patron NATHAN SMITH asked if I could release an explicit version of this supercut, and I figured that was a mighty fine idea for all you patrons who love the blood and gu...
2019-05-30 16:16:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone, starting in just a few minutes here, so come on by!
2019-05-24 19:01:29 +0000 UTC View Post
That chainsaw cut-in-half kill is really something to behold (and a fatality in Mortal Kombat!)
2019-05-24 15:45:50 +0000 UTC View Post