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A new, visual generator!

Inspired by the geometric pattern on the back of the Death in Space book, we made a visual generator... saveable to JPG or SVG to use in your own creations. Technology-wise, this is a node.js serve...

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Glumdark... in space!

Recently I've been playing the newly-released ttrpg Death in Space... and what better way to get into it than to write a mess of tables? We figured it'd be cool to have a thematically-pleasing Glum...

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Mad Magic and Arcane Alchemy

Today, we're releasing two new tables!

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Download Glumdark tables as PDFs for printing

hey y'all! We've added the ability to save Glumdark tables as printer-friendly PDFs, useful if you want something offline with you at your games. On the red subtitle bar of any displayed table, you...

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More Art, Markov Name Generation, Quest Work

Welcome to 2022! We didn't intend for each day on earth to become thematically more similar to Glumdark, but here we are. 

We took off just a little time for the holidays, but we're back...

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Artifacts, New Art & Discord

DECEMBER UPDATES!

ART!

We finally get to start supporting the artists we love! We've got commissions coming in from some of our favorite artists in the...

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Travel Encounters, Sword Names, and a Poll

We've got a couple new tables to announce!

I'll make this a quick post, but wanted to say that we just finished up Travel Encounters. This is something that I'm going to start using right awa...

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Inns, Taverns, and a Glum, Dark Logo

Building new stuff with the lore generation engine which our NPC Generator was built on is pretty time consuming. So in the meantime, it's fun to crank out some smaller tables which patch up gaps i...

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The NPC Generator Has Arrived! Also: New Categories!

This took a hell of a lot more hammering than simple tables that we've built in the past. As I mentioned in a previous update, I had to write a really rudimentary domain specific language for this....

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NEW PATRON VERIFICATION LINK!

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New Patron Benefits! New Site! Tons of Dungeon Items!

This is a cool day for us. We're finally launching the total re-write of Glumdark, we have a really cool new table, and we're providing beta access to new stuff for Patrons!

## The Ne...

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Bad Omens and Good Omens

We've just published a new table! Bad Omens

Not so much events as real creepy s...

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More Tables at the Mönger

A kind soul took the time to download the entire history of the Mork Borg discord's #random-tables channel and give us the data, which we breathlessly sifted through and added to TABLEMÖNGER.

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A wild TABLEMÖNGER approaches...

If you're a player of MÖRK BORG, you're probably aware there is an awesomely huge amount of third-party content available. A lot of that content is discussed, spitballed, and birthed on the Mörk ...

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Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Places

hey all!

Recently, we've gotten intrigued by West Marches [1] style campaigns. That is: a rotating group of players, no fixed schedules, and an evolving exploration of a dangerous unknown. Th...

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Glum Rods, Glum Staffs, Glum Wands

When we create our random tables, we write many, many more entries than what what we actually publish. We have a whole (sometimes-agonizing) process of rating, editing, re-editing, re-rating, etc u...

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One Million Abhorrent Artifacts


Every campaign needs a good ancient artifact. 

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Ignoble Ends - The Very Stupidest Ways to Die

We are live with a new table -- Ignoble Ends.

I think we've both been letting the world get to us a bit lately, so it was cathartic to write a whole bunch of ways things coul...

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As voted: One Million (!!!) Weird Weapons

Weird Weapons won the "what table you want us to make next" poll, and so here you go! From the brutal to the astounding to the absurd, here are 1,000,000 random weapons to slice up your campaign. D...

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What Table Should We Make Next?

Right then. Time to focus on the next table for Glumdark. What's it gonna be then?

🖤 & 🕷️

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Normal People and Certain Death

Sometimes your campaigns just have too much... flavor. Have you ever longed for the simpler times when an NPC can be nothing more than a guy with a bucket and a shovel?

Well, long no more! We...

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Double Deformity!

"My complication had a little... complication."

Your nose erupts with bone spurs. Your eye turns to salt. And plenty of other awful things.

We just launched our first m...

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New Table: Incendiary Incidents

We just published a new d88 table of Incendiary Incidents. These are things you can whip out any time during a campaign to really shake things up. 

Your party is simply ...

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What's Mine is Yours

We just released a new table: Things Found in an Abandoned Mine

The players in the campaign I'm currently DM'ing just got lost in a deadly forest and escaped into a spooky ol...

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