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Gacha God: Your own worst enemy (ch. 38)

No. No. No, no, nonononono. No. No fucking way. This shit is precisely why I had time travel so shit like this didn't need to happen. So it wouldn't happen. I just had to wind back the clock and sn...

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Gacha God: Just Deserts (ch. 37)

I am so annoyed with myself. I am so goddamn annoyed with myself. If I could punch myself in the mouth, I'd do it in a heartbeat. I almost wished for a Future Me to show up and put me down...

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Gacha God: The Inherent Dangers of Mind Control (ch. 36)

It had been a while since I've committed a murder, but even if my skills had gotten a little rusty, I had the basic principles of a good murder down pat. A lot like being a real estate agent, it re...

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Gacha God: Picking Fights (ch. 35)

Zarathos was one of those guys that you just didn't fuck with. It was like sticking your dick into an anthill -- sure, you might fuck up the anthill, but your dick would get covered in bites. It wa...

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The Good Life: Tipping Them Over (ch. 20)

I could feel it. I could feel it deep in my bones that we were on the cusp of greatness. Slowly, I had been building and building to push things to a boiling point. Much like a pot left on a stove,...

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The Good Life: Lining Up The Dominos (ch. 19)

A song in the heart. I never really thought too much on the phrase, but in light of recent events, I couldn't help but understand it now, because I found myself humming a tune as I left Vought Head...

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The Good Life: Well Deserved Rewards (ch. 18)

Maybe, just maybe… this was a terrible idea. The thought did occur to me as I practically skipped my way to Vought Headquarters. This could be a trap. Cinder was clever and she was ruthless. She ...

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The Good Life: Old Habits (ch. 17)

The affairs of the living world are for the humans living in it, and despite having a body of flesh and blood, Yoruichi still very much considered herself a spirit.

"This is a terrible idea,"...

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Legends Never Die: Plans of the Future (ch. 56)

Learning how to read was a frustrating endeavor, and not only because Greek was very different from both Latin and Norse. It was frustrating because I was surrounded on all sides by scrolls and tex...

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Legends Never Die: University of Constantinople (ch. 55)

The halls of the university were impressive, yet not overwhelming like the palace had been. The floor and walls were made out of marble, there was the occasional piece of finery on display, but it ...

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Legends Never Die: A Student (ch. 54)

"You're nobility," I remarked, sitting across from Michalis, who seemed properly chagrined at the words. Next to him sat Hyginus, who leveled an even gaze at me. The negotiations for the goods were...

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Legends Never Die: Major Players (ch. 53)

It was hardly the first time that I was the center of attention. In the past two years, it was a more common experience than not. I had learned to deal with the attention and the expectations. I be...

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Never Fade Away: Day of the Dead (ch. 41)

"Someone just tried to kill you," River blurted out as they watched the vehicle vanish down the road. That caught Kaiden flat footed, making him snap his attention to him. The car that did the driv...

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Never Fade Away: Fly Me To The Moon (ch. 40)

"Know what listeners? I'm getting mighty tired of folks talking shit about L.

Oh, you worked for Arasaka and now you're out of a job cuz of him? Cry me a goddamn river!

<...

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Never Fade Away: Hole In The Sun (ch. 39)

"Got myself a rarity, darlin's. Don't ask how, but I'm now the proud owner of a lizard the size of a rooster called… an iguana.

I'm gonna name him Rango. Sure, he ain't a chame...

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Never Fade Away: Tatted on My Face (ch. 38)

"Y'all might remember me talking about folks using the many, many Sandevistans floodin' the streets for races and such. Well I got an update."

"Apparently races are too boring fo...

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Gacha God: Just Deserts (ch. 37)

I am so annoyed with myself. I am so goddamn annoyed with myself. If I could punch myself in the mouth, I'd do it in a heartbeat. I almost wished for a Future Me to show up and put me down...

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Gacha God: The Inherent Dangers of Mind Control (ch. 36)

It had been a while since I've committed a murder, but even if my skills had gotten a little rusty, I had the basic principles of a good murder down pat. A lot like being a real estate agent, it re...

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Gacha God: Picking Fights (ch. 35)

Zarathos was one of those guys that you just didn't fuck with. It was like sticking your dick into an anthill -- sure, you might fuck up the anthill, but your dick would get covered in bites. It wa...

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Gacha God: Best of Intentions (ch. 33)

"I'm going to become a wizard," Ned breathed in disbelief as we walked through the streets of New York. Naturally, the remark got a few glances from anyone that had been paying attention. Especiall...

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Time off from the 24th to the 1st

Hello everyone, this is a heads up that I will be taking off from the 24th to the 1st. This one is a little different because there are three main reasons for it. 

Firstly, and a small u...

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The Good Life: Lining Up The Dominos (ch. 19)

A song in the heart. I never really thought too much on the phrase, but in light of recent events, I couldn't help but understand it now, because I found myself humming a tune as I left Vought Head...

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The Good Life: Well Deserved Rewards (ch. 18)

Maybe, just maybe… this was a terrible idea. The thought did occur to me as I practically skipped my way to Vought Headquarters. This could be a trap. Cinder was clever and she was ruthless. She ...

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The Good Life: Old Habits (ch. 17)

The affairs of the living world are for the humans living in it, and despite having a body of flesh and blood, Yoruichi still very much considered herself a spirit.

"This is a terrible idea,"...

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The Good Life: Making Friends (ch. 16)

"Big talk," Stormfront responded to my declaration, "let's see if you can actually back it up." She added, and that… seemed so fake to me now. So utterly fake. The heroic speeches that I’d hear...

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Legends Never Die: University of Constantinople (ch. 55)

The halls of the university were impressive, yet not overwhelming like the palace had been. The floor and walls were made out of marble, there was the occasional piece of finery on display, but it ...

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Legends Never Die: A Student (ch. 54)

"You're nobility," I remarked, sitting across from Michalis, who seemed properly chagrined at the words. Next to him sat Hyginus, who leveled an even gaze at me. The negotiations for the goods were...

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Legends Never Die: Major Players (ch. 53)

It was hardly the first time that I was the center of attention. In the past two years, it was a more common experience than not. I had learned to deal with the attention and the expectations. I be...

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Legends Never Die: Grand Game (ch. 52)

I had been seeing Constantinople in my dreams, and it made the journey to the city downright antagonizing. We set sail from Athens, our ships nearly sinking from the plunder taken. Across the three...

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Never Fade Away: Fly Me To The Moon (ch. 40)

"Know what listeners? I'm getting mighty tired of folks talking shit about L.

Oh, you worked for Arasaka and now you're out of a job cuz of him? Cry me a goddamn river!

<...

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