Griffin and David welcome back Joe Reid for the 6th annual Blankie Awards Ceremony for Excellence in Films. Together they present their own personal nominations and winners for the upcoming 93rd Ac...
2021-03-28 04:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostWow! In a surprising upset, it looks like the Men in Black will topple the Man of Steel!
Up today:
THE MUMMY vs AUSTIN POWERS
2021-03-27 16:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Guess y'all are #TeamEdward AND #TeamJacob - sorry to all the teens who died in vain in those Final Destination movies!
On to today's face-off:
MEN IN BLACK vs SUPERMAN
Rocky remains UNDEFEATED! All that hanging out in meatlockers really gave him an advantage over Jigsaw.
Anyway, on to the first matchup of our Elite Eight:
THE TWILIGHT SAGA vs FINAL DE...
2021-03-25 16:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostSo Milla Jovovich just slaughtered a bunch of hockey-playing children. Rough.
Anyway - our final sweet sixteen franchise battle is up, and it's a much-anticipated one!
ROCKY ...
2021-03-24 16:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostAustin "Danger" Powers continues to be groovy, baby, as he defeats the Python gang!
Up today - probably the most chaotic matchup in the bracket thus far?
RESIDENT ...
2021-03-23 16:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe Mummy juggernaut is seeming pretty unbeatable at this point in the tournament. Do we think Fraser & Friends can go all the way?
They'd have to beat the winner of today's face-off firs...
2021-03-22 16:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostFaster than a speeding Lego, Superman moves on to the next round!
Up today - a battle of the nice 90s hunks:
THE MUMMY vs BILL AND TED
2021-03-21 16:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Griffin, David and Ben get back to their Trek commentary with 1984's Star Trek III: The Search for Spock. Topics include: Leonard Nimoy's feature film directorial debut, Vulcan mating, dog puppetry...
2021-03-21 04:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Griffin and David are finally doing it! They are CONSIDERING THE COCONUT! In addition to the coconut they also have an in-depth conversation about Musker and Clements’ final (and best?) film toge...
2021-03-21 04:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostWow, those babies got smoked by Men in Black! Sweet, sweet revenge from the High School Musical stans, me thinks.
Up next:
SUPERMAN VS LEGO.
2021-03-20 16:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Seems like you guys really love watching people DIE - FINAL DESTINATION moves on to the next round!
Up today:
RUGRATS vs. MEN IN BLACK
2021-03-19 16:01:03 +0000 UTC
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We thought the Muppets were unstoppable...but then BABY RENESMEE came along!
Big ups to Chris Weitz for putting his very big director finger on the scale to push Twilight through to the next ...
2021-03-18 16:06:00 +0000 UTC View PostAnother b-b-b-b-bonus episode recapping Blank Check’s March Madness brackets!
2021-03-17 16:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostOh baby. This one's gonna be INTERESTING.
MUPPETS VS TWILIGHT.
I wish we could have both!
2021-03-17 16:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Yesterday's battle between ROCKY and DIRTY HARRY was a total knockout, with Stallone absolutely pummeling our boy Clint. Maybe he'll be feeling luckier next time.
Our final first-round matchu...
2021-03-16 16:31:00 +0000 UTC View PostQUACK QUACK! Lotta love for the Mighty Ducks yesterday!
Up next - a classic guys being dudes showdown:
ROCKY VS DIRTY HARRY
2021-03-15 16:31:00 +0000 UTC
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Resident Evil wins! Sorry, Vin - guess we're gonna have to wait for that inevitable Fast & Furious series!
Up today:
THE MIGHTY DUCKS vs THE KARATE KID
2021-03-14 16:30:01 +0000 UTC
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Just when they thought they were out, Musker & Clements are called back in to helm 2009's The Princess and the Frog. After 7 years in directorial semi-retirement, John and Ron bring Disney anim...
2021-03-14 05:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostCheech & Chong are getting absolutely blasted by Monty Python, so let's move on to our next battle!
It's RESIDENT EVIL vs RIDDICK, baby!
2021-03-13 17:26:05 +0000 UTC
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YEAH BABY!
Austin Danger Powers moves on to the next round - sorry Matt Damon!
Up today - two comedic powerhouses from the 1970s!
CHEECH & CHONG vs MONTY PYTHON. 2021-03-12 20:08:30 +0000 UTC View Post
It's totally rad and super righteous that the good dudes Bill Preston Esq. and Ted Theodore Logan advance to the next round in our FRANCHISE MARCH MADNESS!
Up today - a battle of Internationa...
2021-03-11 19:46:00 +0000 UTC View PostDearest Checkmates,
We regret to inform you we have returned to Jafar. For this, we apologize. And for a certain "King of Thieves."
Humbly, Griffin, David, and Ben did their ...
2021-03-11 05:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHooo boy. The bisexual agenda was in full swing for yesterday's vote, with MUMMP (errr...THE MUMMY) edging out Dr. Zaius, Zira, Cornelius, and the rest of our beloved APES.
Up today:
BI...
2021-03-10 19:45:01 +0000 UTC View PostAnother March Madness season is upon us Checkmates! Both the filmmaker and the franchise deemed champion will decide a future series for later this Fall. So get in on the daily action on Twitter OR...
2021-03-10 11:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostLEGOS - for all ages and all Blankies. Phil Lord is following us on twitter as of yesterday...coincidence?
Sorry to Chucky and Tiffany - maybe next year.
Today's matchup has the potenti...
2021-03-09 19:40:26 +0000 UTC View PostYesterday's battle between THE TOXIC AVENGER and SUPERMAN went up late, so we're posting this next one while those polls are still open. Looks like Superman is gonna take it though - Team Toxie, ge...
2021-03-08 18:27:14 +0000 UTC View PostAgent J and Agent K won the day yesterday - but who will claim victory in THIS matchup?
THE TOXIC AVENGER vs SUPERMAN!
2021-03-07 21:37:54 +0000 UTC
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This is the BOUNCE BABY!!! This week, the gang heads to 2002’s Treasure Planet. But what would the Phil Collins bump have done for this movie? Can a CGI character have a wig, when everyone’s ha...
2021-03-07 05:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostWow, those babies really pulled it off! Congrats to my Reptar squad, although I hope everyone realizes that a vote for THE RUGRATS in this context was basically a vote for Dil Pickles - not part of...
2021-03-06 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post