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beard baby

cara and i talk current events in the kay fandom for a while and share some of our fandom origin stories.

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keeping up w the kushners - an absolute nightmare of an episode

in an episode that starts strong with a quick food rank and then an exploration of the absolute cash cow an ivankie reality show would be, cara gets distracted by off brand photoshop and we ignore ...

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1989 is about dianna agron video essay

this is a little side project i threw together to test out and set up the video capabilities on patreon! it's a bit rough but enjoy a video version of the 1989 is about dianna agron with some addit...

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ranking dianna's projects

we do a touch of swiftgron theorizing at the top and then rank dianna's projects!

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to those of you who came to the live stream last night tysm for joining us it was very fun to engage w y'all πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯°πŸ˜

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ranking taylor's music

cara and i talk some gaylor questions and then raank all of taylor's music sort of!

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ranking fast food restaurants

idk why we did this but it was really fun probs my new favorite episode

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DA1 and comparing tweets

Cara and I compare swiftgron's tweets to kaylor's and explore potential track lists for DA1.

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haylor planned cheating, kstew, and shirtgate

cara and i cover various topics

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taylor's not stupid - larry, queerbaiting, and thoughts

me and cara scream into the void.  taylor knows what she's doing, larries got baited, and antis are fucking stupid

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outtakes from the episode i'm editing rn - anti taylor rant

we complain about taylor doing all the gay shit that she does

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revisiting folklore

cara and i revisit exile, the 1, and cardigan with fresh eyes and also try and figure out winstanna (we do not succeed)

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we live react to dianna's archive best swiftgron songs poll, tattoo talk, 1989 liner notes, and a meltdown!

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It's Miserable Tonight Confused About Dianna (so it goes and the starlight/daylight theory)

Izzie is on to talk So It Goes... and how important that ellipses is!!!

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update: cara heard back from her uncle

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we need to talk about tattoos

cara's on and we chat haylor and then have a meltdown about dianna's tats for a long time

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i made merch snicker snicker

lmk if y'all want other designs i'll probably make some others

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decoding 1989 + swiftgron's anniversary

cara and i break down 1989 and figure out exactly when swiftgron's first date is plus a bunch of other shit

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heya and an impassioned plea for peace

in this episode fran and cara join me to discuss the friendship between the lovely naya rivera and heather morris.  we also call for peace with agron_updates on twitter.  updates if you'r...

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the six hour long episode

in this absolutely psychotic episode, we talk about dianna's new boyfriend, do a long-overdue analysis of wonderland, talk about our super interesting personal lives, and much much much much much m...

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kaylor rehab center!

in this episode of swiftgron radio i'm joined by hannah aka kaylor rehab center who chats with us about the likelihood that kimby kloss is sending koded messages to kaylors and more!

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team sabrina mother fuckers

UPDATE IN 2022 - making this public again at the request of a patron but just wanna say we love olivia so so so much now at the pod and we're pulling for both girls (also think jolivia was not a st...

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a good episode

in this varied and fun episode we discuss (and read) the published kaylor fanfic, live react to the wayhaught sex scene (you know the one) and read hetlor takes that everyone agrees with!!!

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karlie kloss russian spy

rep joins me in this sexy, fresh, and fun edition of swiftgron radio and we talk karlie's ties to russia, the kennedy assassination, robsten platonic besties, a dash of larry/haylor/gryles and much...

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let's get larried

we talk about larry until we got bored and i ordered chicken for dinner

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cara's southern accent and entomophobia

just us screaming into the void as per the usual.

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new theories, old theories, and kaylor privilege

idk just listen to it y'all know the drill

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ranking taylor's boyfriends and big kaylor LLC

cara's on and we rank each of taylor's boyfriends along with the usual blabbing and dumping on other fandoms

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haylor crisis of faith

cara's on her shit and i try to talk her out of it.

WHO IS THE TRUE 1989 MUSE!??!??

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this is karlie trying

we didn't have all that much to say but i'm uploading it so you can hear cara's karlie impression

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