Buttopia

Chapter 33: The First Long Night

I had managed to accumulate just over nineteen hundred unused attribute points in my recent rapid leveling. The speed I was acquiring them now compared to before without my core made it even more o...

Loop 258 - Part 22

“Hey guys, how are you all doing? Are the animals treating you well?” Cal asked the group of kids, who all ran to him the moment he was in their sight. Apparently, he had made quite the impress...

Chapter 32: Weeks Not Years

“He likes eggs, right?” one of the voices asked. The owner had carried me somewhere to sit me in a chair. I still had trouble making out what they were saying, and opening my eyes wasn’t happ...

Chapter 31: A Glimpse of Home

I didn’t understand what was happening in my brain. I was having trouble connecting thoughts to memories. I wasn’t even sure who I was, and the more I tried to grab at memories to fill in the g...

Chapter 29: Headaches & Breakfast

I woke up the next day with the headache partially gone. It still wasn’t great, but I was pretty sure I could handle more complex thoughts now. The first of those thoughts that hit me was to chec...

Chapter 30: Cheating

Since I got my new quest and realized that you could stack the bonuses for having no weapon equipped, I’d been considering what exactly counted as a weapon. So far, my fists didn’t seem to coun...

Loop 257 - Sarah, Bug & Emily

“Hi, are you Bug?” Sarah asked the dog she saw playing with the children, a very strange creature. This area of nature was one of the most beautiful places she had ever seen, and she hoped to m...

Chapter 28: Dungeons, Dungeons & More Dungeons

I thought I was finally starting to understand at least a portion of what the System was giving me. As I put the skill points into Dungeon Simulation I found I had three new options on the modifier...

Chapter 29: Headaches & Breakfast

I woke up the next day with the headache partially gone. It still wasn’t great, but I was pretty sure I could handle more complex thoughts now. The first of those thoughts that hit me was to chec...

Loop 257 - Part 21

“Then I think it’s clear we need to take some time to breathe and get this place back in order. We can have Scrump continue laying out some gateways for us across the country, Trashcat can join...

Loop 257 - Part 20

“Sorry, I really didn’t mean any offense, it’s just my life has been hell since then. The Agency watches me constantly now; the few times I’ve tried to break away, they made sure to make an...

Loop 257 - A Partial Reunion

“Alright, boys, I know I’m not usually the one in charge or giving out any kind of orders, but Albert, Bill, and Eddie aren’t here yet. If you want me to step down, I’m totally willing,” ...

Loop 257 - Part 19

“Hi Clark, I know you don’t remember the last loop, but I really dislike what you tried to pull there, and I’m not very big on what you’ve done in this one either,” Harold said to the man...

Chapter 27: Simulations & You

Finding information on the history of the Arena Spiral or even the Spiral incorporation itself was nearly impossible. I went to the sections the librarians sent me, but they warned me there wouldn�...

Chapter 26: To Be Young Again

The next day was spent packing as many calories as I could while I laid on the couch at the outpost and during the ride back to the archives. The brothers had dropped me off in bed with a giant sel...

Chapter 25: Night Terrors

Something I hadn’t considered that would further slow us down on the return was me. I had felt so good on the walk here that I’d almost managed to forget just how bad my joints really were, but...

Chapter 28: Dungeons, Dungeons & More Dungeons

I thought I was finally starting to understand at least a portion of what the System was giving me. As I put the skill points into Dungeon Simulation I found I had three new options on the modifier...

Chapter 27: Simulations & You

Finding information on the history of the Arena Spiral or even the Spiral incorporation itself was nearly impossible. I went to the sections the librarians sent me, but they warned me there wouldn�...

Chapter 26: To Be Young Again

The next day was spent packing as many calories as I could while I laid on the couch at the outpost and during the ride back to the archives. The brothers had dropped me off in bed with a giant sel...

Chapter 25: Night Terrors

Something I hadn’t considered that would further slow us down on the return was me. I had felt so good on the walk here that I’d almost managed to forget just how bad my joints really were, but...

Chapter 24: Monster Hunting

We found the outpost after only a few minutes of walking. The heat here was nearly overwhelming, and I wished that I’d considered how I was dressed before we’d headed out. A message flashed bef...

Chapter 23: Five Dozen Eggs

Somehow, by the time I finally felt full, I had easily eaten five dozen eggs and a few loaves of bread worth of toast as well. I kept eating until I felt my core stabilizing with energy. It did...

Chapter 24: Monster Hunting

We found the outpost after only a few minutes of walking. The heat here was nearly overwhelming, and I wished that I’d considered how I was dressed before we’d headed out. A message flashed bef...

Chapter 23: Five Dozen Eggs

Somehow, by the time I finally felt full, I had easily eaten five dozen eggs and a few loaves of bread worth of toast as well. I kept eating until I felt my core stabilizing with energy. It didn’...

Loop 257 - Names & Friends

“There, does that feel better? I think I’ve healed as much of the damage as I can for now, but I bet we can do more later. Can all three of you hear me?” Bug asked. Each head nodded yes.

Loop 257 - Part 18

“You really need to stop knocking yourself unconscious with your power use, Cal. How many times have you woken up in a bed in the void house having done that so far?” Cal was pretty sure it was...

Loop 257 - Part 17

“Fulginanis, I do not care if it’s a trap. Everyone is now there. We don’t have a choice but to smash through it,” Cal said out loud instead of mentally as his anger flared.

“Frank ...

Loop 257 - A Scattering of Capybara

“Boys, boys, wait!” Lou yelled at his fellow capybaras, who had all made it over the wall thanks to Gretel. They stopped and looked back at him. “We can’t leave Gretel behind. It’s wrong,...

Loop 257 - Part 16: Gretel & Stan

Gretel paced the trailer, debating if she should get the capybaras out sooner or later. She really hoped Albert and Bill were here; the more help she had, the better their chance of making it throu...

Loop 257 - Back in the Void House

“Libby, I know you’re watching the guests, but I need your help. Gus will take over for now,” Fulginanis said as they appeared in the situation room.
 “Okay, coming,” the former l...