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#948 A Selfless Workaholic’s Ambush

I’m Neyote.

A plain village boy from the human race, turning sixteen this year.

 

Lately, everyone in the village has been telling me, “You’re a born workaholic, so you...

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#947 A Special Guest’s Descent

As for this season’s Orkubo’s Castle...

Stage One was wrapped up nicely.

 

Time to acknowledge those who made it happen.

 

First, let’s hear from Orkub...

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#946 Shin-Alexander

It has begun.

 

Seasoned pros vs. an army of Orc Battlers (gigantic castle mechas).

 

There are about thirty Orc Battlers.

Opposing them are a few hundred pr...

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#945 Attack on Castle

“Ridiculous twists are what makes a good game great, right?”

 

So says I.

 

Here we are again at Orkubo’s Castle.

We’re starting off this season with...

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#944 An Arrogant Heavy User

I am Jungle Rasso.

 

The undisputed genius player of Orkubo’s Castle.

 

Known far and wide, I’ve played in countless seasons, clearing almost every one of...

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#943 Another Year, Another Season of Orkubo’s Castle

Winter.

It has come around again this year.

 

It’s the off-season for farming, so around these parts, it’s officially time to laze about.

 

But we make g...

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#942 Another Shichi-Go-San

My name’s Dalkish.

 

I am but a humble man, a minor feudal lord of the Human Kingdom... I mean, the Human Republic, and am satisfied with living out my days in peace.

 ...

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#941 Kid-Bragging Contest

A delightful celebration of Shichi-Go-San was upon us...

When suddenly, the skies of festivity turned suspiciously murky.

 

“Please hold on a moment.”

 

...

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#940 Shichi-Go-San, Group Version

I’ve been keeping up with my diet for quite some time now.

 

The Ocean Jogging that Junior blessed me with is doing wonders, making aerobic exercise a delightful activity.

...

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#939 Rumors of a Sea Lord

I’m Edrok, just a humble villager hereabouts. 

I’m a fisherman by trade.

 

On days when the waves are kind, I row out, fish a bit, and return to sell my catch.

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#938 Marine Running

Otherworldly Diet Day Two.

 

...

I’ve had enough of this.

 

To get my aerobic exercise, I tried hopping into a human-sized hamster wheel, thinking, “This...

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#937 Trying an Isekai Diet

At last, the hot-blooded adventurers have gone home, and peace has returned to our farm.

 

The party-like buzz is nice and all, but I find myself yearning for the calm of daily lif...

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#936 Gold and Silver’s Rivalry

“But even if you tell me that...”

 

The words of  Golden Bat, the S-rank adventurer who suddenly showed up, leave Silver Wolf, another S-rank (just for today), half perple...

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#935 Golden Bat’s Invasion

Yes, it’s me.

The one and only.

 

I imagine each participant in the S-rank promotion exam was stirred by various emotions.

 

Was their overconfidence shatt...

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#934 The Incredible Human Race

I’m Beliard, a demon adventurer.

 

Once, I nearly achieved the rank of one of the Heavenly Four of the Demon King’s Army.

 

Given my formidable prowess, I thou...

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#933 Those Who Are Truly Powerful

I’m Shabe, an adventurer.

 

We’re resurrecting that title just for today.

 

Seizing a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, I clumsily patched up my dream and took a...

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#932 From Religious Decree to the True Body

It’s still me, Corey, the adventurer.

 

Blast it. I’ve botched it.

I missed the golden ticket to becoming an S-rank adventurer.

 

Still, those trials, th...

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#931 An Adventurer’s Impatience

I’m Corey.

A-rank adventurer Corey.

 

But damn, I’ve never felt as inadequate as an adventurer as I do today.

 

I was all fired up to ace the S-rank prom...

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#930 Farm Army Joins the Fray Cont’d

The exploits of our farm’s forces aren’t just a one-time spectacle.

 

Further passing the baton, these ladies take on the responsibility of dungeon-conquering next.

 ...

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#929 The Farm Army Joins the Fray

Thus...

 

For reasons unknown, we, the farm members, find ourselves showcasing our dungeon-diving skills to a group of adventurers.

 

Have we not had enough field ...

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#928 The True Theory – An S-Rank Adventurer’s Mettle  

Silver Wolf’s steady advance shows no signs of stopping.

 

He conquered Veil’s mountain dungeon, divided into several levels leading to the ultimate summit, up to the second la...

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#927 Passing it is Impossible

The S-Rank Adventurer Promotion Exam at the Farm.

 

The results are in!

 

It’s a unanimous fail!

 

Not a soul among them could conquer even a si...

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#926 S-Rank Promotion Prelim Exams - Pyramid Arc

Ah, this is bad.

 

The S-rank adventurer promotion exam is underway at the farm today.

Having visited two out of the three main sites, here are my thoughts:

 

<...

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#925 S-rank Promotion Prelim Exams- Cave Arc

Before even reaching the halfway point, everyone met their untimely demise at Veil’s dungeon.

 

It all boils down to the haphazard difficulty settings.

Can you really call ...

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#924 S-Rank Promotion Prelim Exams - Mountain Arc 2

Not even two minutes had passed before Veil’s mountainous dungeon’s foothills were covered with adventurers’ bodies.

 

Though they may not be S-rank, they are undoubtedly amo...

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#923 S-Rank Promotion Prelim Exams - Mountain Arc 1

And so, the S-rank promotion exam on the farm begins.

 

The youth daring to take this exam can secure a glorious future by clearing three dungeons within our farm.

 

...

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#922 More Slots Open Up

“Let me introduce another key figure in this event.”

“Meow, meow, meowwww! It’s me, the guild master’s wife, Black Cat, meow!!!”

 

From out of nowhere, a cat-head...

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#921 The Exam

Hi, it’s me again present on this memorable day.

 

Was there ever a time when the farm buzzed with this much excitement?

 

Today, we’re welcoming three hundred...

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#920 Those Who Responded to the Exam Part 4

My name’s Tamarim.

I’m a guardian from the whirlwind of distant times, keeping a watchful eye on adventurers from afar.

 

Most of my life has been dedicated to observing ...

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#919 Those Who Responded to the Exam Part 3

The name’s Corey.

 

I look human, but... not quite human.

 

I’m what you’d call a therianthrope.

 

There’s been a long-standing debate abo...

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