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2025.02.21: Chopping Broccolis

Burnie and Ashley discuss forensic accounting, Infinity Nikki ain't free, lifetime app subscriptions, unused game updates, Amazon takes over Bond, Marvel cuts series, Rivals layoffs, and the weird ...

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2025.02.20: Rookie Numbers [EXTENDED]

Burnie and Ashley discuss Reacher Season 3, Alan Ritchson, Burnie's short stint as a morning show host, Maya Hawke's influencer revelation, revisionism, city killing asteroids, porn star pregnancy,...

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2025.02.19: Where We Dropping

Burnie and Ashley discuss population decline projections, the slow motion Thanos snap, Trump's IVF order, dog buggies, getting old, Burnie's apology to the audience, Japanese Kit Kats, new animatio...

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2025.02.18: Want Some Candy?

Burnie and Ashley discuss never-ending drama, reality TV, the Delta plane crash, leaving your personal belongings behind, Reddit paywalls, zombie plans vs true crime podcasts, and the dark underwor...

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2025.02.17: Half A Century

Burnie and Ashley discuss SNL's 50th anniversary celebration, discovering SNL sketches fifty years in, Lorne Michael's hiatus, embracing YouTube, leaning away from YouTube, the BAFTAs, UK's grocery...

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[BONUS] 2024.02.16: Weekend Update

Burnie and Ashley could not go see Captain America, so they just hang out and talk about SNL's 50th anniversary, inflation, and UK's beloved Meal Deal.

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2025.02.14: Heart Eyes

Burnie and Ashley discuss Valentine's Day last minute ideas, gift certificates, mani-pedis, junk mail in the UK vs US, Burnie's scanning methodology, coffee hitting an all-time high, Kona coffee, C...

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2025.02.13: El Morte De Los Owlito Verde

Burnie and Ashley discuss Valentine's Day Eve, death by meteor, Duolingo's bizarre mascot lore, Captain America 4, Y2K II, the Unix 2038 problem, and trying to name the last three Marvel movies. View Post

2025.02.12: The Hate Era

Burnie and Ashley(!) discuss the US vibe, airline check in times, Super Bowl s record numbers, the age of hate, Gulf Of America, the new Bridget Jones, romcom ghosting, female leads, in-Jeep ads, a...

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2025.02.11: Tight Five

Two former RT Podcast hosts from different eras, Burnie and Armando Torres discuss stand-up comedy, personality driven content, an relationship between mass and volume, developing a special, abando...

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2025.02.10: That Film Smell

Burnie and his guest Wes Ellis talk about his path to Rooster Teeth, putting yourself out there, getting into the SXSW festival, his new film Neuro, shooting on film, and crowdfunding a dream.

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2025.02.09: Rooster Teeth AMA

Burnie and Ashley answer your questions about the Rooster Teeth acquisition.

This post has now been made available to eveyone.

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2025.02.07: Billion Dollar Drama

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Big Game, watching for free, Super Bowl commercials, the grand total of It Ends With Us lawsuits, just how naked was Kanye West's wife, and Netflix sports bet in the U...

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[BONUS] 2025.02.06: Every Single Topic

Burnie welcomes Scott who after being emboldened by audience encouragement, leans into his favorite fringe theories -- all 300 of them. Meanwhile, Burnie desperately tries to talk about the Fantast...

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2025.02.06: Run It Back

Burnie and Ashley discuss the reaction to yesterday's announcement, a Patreon social experiment, Rooster Teeth's 3rd trip to 9MM subs, Jurassic Park Rebirth trailer, Fantastic Four's trailer, egg h...

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Taking Questions for the Rooster Teeth AMA

This weekend we will sit down to answer all the questions we can about the future of Rooster Teeth. This AMA will be exclusive to all paid members of the Patreon until (probably) Monday, when we wi...

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2025.02.05: Homecoming

Burnie and Ashley discuss a current event.

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[BONUS] ANNOUNCEMENT

PLEASE READ 

So. When we said announcements were coming, we were not kidding. Thought we might start with a small one first. This is a hell of a trust exercise, dear Patrons. We...

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2025.02.04: Gibbles

Burnie and his guest Blaine Gibson discuss his new plushie, recording remotely, the mythical Texas football coach, being a slab of meat, the rebuilding year, the Lakers blockbuster trade, fair weat...

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2025.02.03: Groundbog [EXTENDED]

Burnie and Becca discuss post-humous data access, getting locked out of your own devices, separating finances, Venmo-ing your spouse, [Becca's horrifying backyard issue], contractor etiquette, hone...

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[BONUS] UK vs US Grocery Challenge

Burnie and a mute Ashley challenge the international economics of buying groceries in the US vs UK. Using the same grocery list, Ashley shops in Scotland while Burnie shops in the US. Who has the c...

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2025.01.31: It All Comes Together

Burnie and his new guest Chris Demarais talk about his new projects, how he got his start, the classic educational path of punk rocker or director, the SNL film, their favorite collaborations, and ...

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2025.01.30: Trade Dressed

Burnie and his guest Jason talk about chorizo, Tex Mex vs inferior foods, Two Pesos, rip off restaurants, defunded police in Austin, driving stick with the opposite hand, sexing ducks, learning abo...

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2025.01.29: Zero Point Tolerance

Scott and his guest Burnie discuss Deep Seek, the half a trillion Nvidia wipeout, using photo tools in new ways, keeping up with advancements, weighing the energy costs of tech tools, and some othe...

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2025.01.28: Declining Relevancy

Burnie and Ashley discuss the symbiotic growth of paypal and eBay, virtual credit card numbers, passkeys, cloning phones, cloning sheep, quantum identities, backyard genetics, Sundance, declining r...

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2025.01.27: Marked Safe

Burnie and Ashley talk about Storm Eowyn, NFL Conference Championships, roman numerals in modern culture, Super Bowl LIX, when reality seems like a bit, why Y2K made roman numerals lame, and what i...

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[BONUS] 2025.01.26: Jibber Jabber

Burnie and Ashley discuss recent books and other media, as well as their shocked revelation that they apparently know NOTHING about Warhammer 40K

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2025.01.24: Mind The Gaap [EXTENDED]

Burnie and Ashley discuss Eowyn, semantic-based lore, Xbox, non-Fable news, Doom, Earthbound Hells, solving relativistic travel, [federal judges], TikTok still banned on iOS, and scars of the early...

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2025.01.23: Deliciously Inaccurate

Burnie and Ashley discuss calculator price updates, West Texas, kolaches, bastardized sausage products, explaining to chickens, delivery services tier list, FarmTok, drama ping-pong, entertainment ...

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2025.01.22: Razzing

Burnie and Ashley discuss sick days, off-brand calculators, the GenX daily schedule, the time before eggs, when smart kids hit the wall, Dungeon Crawler Carl, Matt Dinniman, Jeff Hays, the Razzies,...

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