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Chapter 040 The Great Spider Prank

Day 5. Monday 10:30am.

Polly had left the house, Anna and Zia were in the kitchen cooking, and Jack was walking towards Polly’s room with an old jerky bag filled with spide...

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Chapter 039 The Severed Head Said Run

Day 5. Monday 3:00am.

The swordsman with the large blade strode towards Jack’s mother, who was hiding amongst the twisted roots of a fallen tree while shielding little Zia ...

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Chapter 038 Editing a Poem

Day 4. Sunday 1:45pm.

Back at home, Jack was happy to no longer have so many blood-soaked items in his room. He cleaned his weapons and the other items he’d recovered from ...

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Chapter 037 The Washhouse Temptress

Day 4. Sunday 1:00pm.

Jack trudged through the city, every muscle protesting from the previous day’s chaos. His bloodied pack was slung over one shoulder. It bulged with th...

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Chapter 036 What the Inquisition Must Never Know

Day 4. Sunday 9:30am.

Jack picked up his smaller notebook and turned to a fresh page. It was time to record the fight with the rat-faced rogue. A few minutes later, the memor...

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Chapter 035 Bloody Loot and A Letter to the Inquisition

Day 4. Sunday 6:30am.

While waiting for breakfast, Jack recounted the events of the previous day to his silent father, with his mother interjecting as she prepared the meal.<...

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Chapter 034 Don’t Tell Mom About the Dead Guy

Day 4. Sunday 6:00am.

Jack didn’t wake until his mother roused him at six in the morning to check his injuries and offer him breakfast. He sat on the edge of the bed, feeli...

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Chapter 033 Cover Your Little Bits

Day 3. Saturday 9:15pm.

“Polly,” his mom called out, “go run your brother a hot bath. We need that filth washed off before we treat his other wounds.”

Polly hes...

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Chapter 032 On the Count of Three

Day 3. Saturday 9:00pm.

Their father returned with a woman in her late twenties who carried a small pack emblazoned with a red cross. Jack recognised her face; he’d seen he...

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Chapter 031 Big, Brave Jack Fell on His Own Arrow

Day 3. Saturday 8:45pm.

Jack entered the courtyard of his home without a good plan. He had a plan, but it wasn’t a very good one.

He removed the rogue’s shortsword ...

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Chapter 030 Dead Men Don’t Need Their Teeth

Day 3. Saturday 6:25pm.

Jack winced as he rolled out of the tree hollow. His first task was to remove all the damn bugs that had crawled under his clothes! “I fucking hate ...

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Chapter 029 Beneath the Roots, with a Corpse

Day 3. Saturday 5:45pm.

Over twenty minutes had passed with Jack lying in the hollow beneath the fallen tree’s roots. He was waiting to see if the other adventurers had fol...

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Chapter 028 From Prey to Predator

Day 3. Saturday 5:30pm.

After hearing the thin rogue and large swordsman discussing stealing his white oak bow, Jack didn’t wait to hear more. He turned on his heels and sp...

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Chapter 027 Adventurers Are Worse Than Goblins

Day 3. Saturday 4:55pm.

As Jack waited for the negative effects of the adrenaline rush to fade, he wrote about his first goblin fight. The action of putting pen to paper calm...

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Chapter 026 A Death Measured in Heartbeats

Day 3. Saturday 4:45pm.

Jack held his bow at mid-draw as his eyes widened at the guttural snarl he’d heard coming from the forest. He prepared for a battle. At that moment,...

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Chapter 025 The Archer’s First Arrow

Day 3. Saturday 3:00pm.

Jack chose a patch of firm, level ground near the border of the undamaged forest and the ruined practice area. He set down his pack and removed the bo...

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Chapter 024 Definitely Here to Practise Archery and Not Sketch Dragonflies

Day 3. Saturday 1:00pm.

Jack walked out of the city towards the nearest public forest with a plan to practise archery. Despite having little interest in archery, he was looki...

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Chapter 022 The Guardian Knight with a Broom

Day 3. Saturday 11:30am.

Jack pointed to the kitchen table. “Take a seat,” he said to the orphan girl he’d brought home. “My mom’s out… I’ll find you some old c...

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Chapter 023 The Goblin Joke That Made a Girl Cry

Day 3. Saturday 12:30pm.

As Jack finished a second fireball scroll, his mom returned to the kitchen with the now-clean Zia. He didn’t recognise her without the layer of dir...

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Chapter 021 Don’t Feed the Orphans

Day 3. Saturday 11:00am.

While waiting in line for his turn to buy a wrap, Arman spotted him and called out, “Jack, I must be blessed by the Gods, no? Visited two days in a...

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Chapter 020 Bloodstains on the Bow

Day 3. Saturday 6:00am.

Jack woke with an aching body after a few hours of restless sleep. The combination of being awakened by a nightmare, exercise, and a mattress-free bed...

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Chapter 019 The Baron of Nightmares

Day 3. Saturday 3:00am.

Jack tried to scream, but he had no voice. He tried to run to his father, but his limbs were locked as though chained by invisible iron… it was cold...

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Chapter 018 Family Meals, Scrolls, and Forbidden Grimoires

Day 2. Friday 7:00pm.

Jack sat at the kitchen table, feeling content and a little sore. He was surrounded by his loving family. His mom had just finished serving their evenin...

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Chapter 017 How to Level Up Without Leaving Your Desk

Day 2. Friday 1:30pm.

After greeting his mom and grabbing a snack, Jack tiptoed to his sister’s room to return the borrowed valet costume. Holding the uniform in his hands,...

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Chapter 016 Spell Scroll Economics 101

Day 2. Friday 11:45am.

Jack ducked into a quiet alley and changed into the valet costume. Tucking away his dagger under his uniform, he patted his stomach. “I really should...

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Chapter 015 A Scribe’s Disguise and Lessons for a Little Thief

Day 2. Friday 6:00am.

Jack woke to the sound of cockerels crowing. He groaned as he rolled onto his back. To help him sleep on the hard boards, he’d stuffed his blankets un...

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Chapter 014 How to Earn Gold Without Dying in a Dungeon

Day 1. Thursday, 2:45pm.

As Jack ‘jogged’ through the city, he considered ways to earn gold fast. If everything went like his first life, he’d be working with his fathe...

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Chapter 013 The Archer with No Bow and No Gold

Day 1. Thursday, 2:00pm.

Jack hid the dagger under his clothing and entered his home in a good mood. He smiled when he smelled his mom’s cooking. His mother tended to cook ...

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Chapter 012 Choosing a Bad Combat Class for the Right Reasons

Day 1. Thursday, 12:50pm.

Jack gave up on gaining access to the blood magic grimoire. I’ll send an anonymous accusation that Greaves is trying to access a blood magic g...

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Chapter 011 The Red Rose and the Assassin’s Blade

Day 1. Thursday, 12:25pm.

Jack was perplexed and sat holding the blood-red rose. He contemplated what the old lady had said while appreciating the birdsong above. Her wor...

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