Patreon: Benchwarmer Ch 21
HERE IT IS. AS I SAID. IT HAS ARRIVED.
ENJOY. AND GIVE THOTS.
2023-02-01 06:54:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Blackmarch posts
The Last Year Has Been Rough....
Money problems. Housing. Health. Three dead family members, and my mother's sudden onset of a seafood allergy that nearly took her off this mortal coil like a week ago.
It's been r...
2023-01-29 05:12:04 +0000 UTC View PostBench Warmer Is....
COMING OUT SOON. PLEASE WAIT WARMLY. AND SORRY FOR THE WAIT.
2023-01-29 05:09:41 +0000 UTC View PostKnothole Chapter 1: The Pilot Episode
Remember that one thing I brought up as a voting option a while ago? That Sonic thing, where Tails the Fox aged himself up after a mistake involving head trauma and Chaos energy doing the rest?
... 2023-01-13 08:05:16 +0000 UTC View PostMERRY....
LATE CHRISTMAS AND CHRISTMAS EVE!
And a Happy New Year's Eve to all!
2022-12-31 08:11:23 +0000 UTC View PostPink, Ponk, and Pinkest: This Time With Feeling Chapter Two
WHOO! THE FIRST OF THE VOTED IN PATREON STORIES IS DONE! WHOOOOO!
I think this is a good one! One of my better ones, even! People who've never even read/watched MLP like it! That's...
2022-12-31 08:10:27 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon: Benchwarmer Ch 20 (Revised)
YEAH. I DID IT AGAIN. I GOT THE LAST CHAPTER AND MADE IT BETTER. MUCH BETTER.
READ IT AND WEEP.
Or make d'awwing noises. One or. :P
And I'm workin...
2022-12-11 04:19:19 +0000 UTC View PostBenchwarmer Ch 20: Inoichi Interlude 1
THERE. DID IT. ITS SHORT. JUST A BIT. BUT THEY ARE WORDS INDEED, AND SETUP FOR THE FUTURE CHAPTERS TO COME.
But, of course, if you have any opinions, I'd love to hear them. And thi...
2022-11-19 06:54:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat Does the Fox Say? Moo! Chapter 13
IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE WE LAST DID A CHAPTER OF THIS.
AND NOW, WE RESET THE CLOCK.
2022-11-13 22:35:50 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon: Edgewarmer Chapter 2 (Revised)
What it says on the tin! Edgewarmer 2, Revised!
With 2k more words added to it! And some fixes to make what was already there better!
Enjoy!
2022-11-09 14:56:47 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon: Edgewarmer 2
MORE LITTLE SAKURA IN CYBERPUNK!
SHE MAKES A FRIEND!
AND SHE NEEDS NEW SHOES!
2022-10-30 18:03:11 +0000 UTC View PostAfter Counting Twice....
I'm shocked. Not even as a joke. I'm actually shocked. And I can only assume it's due to LDGTS splitting the vote... Because what other reason is there?
But Pink, Ponk, Pinkest has...
2022-10-13 05:32:12 +0000 UTC View PostRemember, Guys....
If you liked something, give it a like!
Please?
2022-10-11 04:29:06 +0000 UTC View PostVoting Results
Welp, we've got our first places, peeps!
LDGTS and PORCING have won in first place! Which means they are the first written!
For second place (which is also getting...
2022-10-11 01:59:55 +0000 UTC View PostA Bench Warmer Omake: EdgeWarmer 1
Just getting in on that Edgerunners real quick! Don't mind me! Or, you know, do!
Give your thoughts! Your opinions! Your ideas! Tell me what you think, even!
2022-10-11 00:58:39 +0000 UTC View PostTHE POLL HAS ENDED TODAY!
AND NOW, I MUST COUNT!
COUNT, I SAY!
2022-10-08 07:30:22 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Voting Poll 2022 2 Futa and F/F
HERE WE GO AGAIN, FRIENDS!
LDGTS: Lisa Doesn't Get to Sleep: NSFW: Taylor has problems. Lisa has, objectively, bigger problems. Its all a matter of perspective, really... If only T...
2022-09-30 12:06:01 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Voting Poll 2022 2 Straight
I swear I'll figure out how to write M/M one day! ONE DAY!
Porcing All the Girls: The Original Hentai Orc in Worm fic! Accept no substitutes!
Biblioculture: A Kono...
2022-09-30 12:05:59 +0000 UTC View PostI'd Planned On Doing Another Vote Earlier....
But then my Aunt died, just a couple of weeks after my grandmother.
Yep. And I suspect this is going to be a trend.
Family is all that age, yeah? ... It's rough. But I'mma set up a vo...
Patreon: Bench Warmer 20
A tad different from the usual as I help Inner settle in...but it's still good. It is definitely good.
Ino returns. Feelings are shared. Tenten buys a house.
AND T...
2022-09-22 03:17:28 +0000 UTC View PostMan....
No wonder the Wave Arc is graveyard of Naruto fics. It's ridiculous how much I'm struggling with this chapter. It'll get done, for sure, but MAN this is hard.
And I don't think thi...
2022-09-15 04:33:55 +0000 UTC View PostBack....
And considering my mortality, as funerals tend to make one do.
The Reason for Why Things Have Been Slow Lately....
My grandmother was sick. But now she isn't.
The funeral is tomorrow. Sorry, guys.
I'll try and get BW out soon.
But...yeah.
2022-09-02 02:47:27 +0000 UTC View PostDue to Writing....
BEING PURE EVIL, I'M DOING SOME REALLY IN DEPTH EDITING OF THE NEW CHAPTER OF BENCH WARMER.
HOLY SHIT IS WRITING EVIL. THE DEVIL ITSELF.
WORDS.
2022-08-31 07:13:39 +0000 UTC View PostWriting Another Bench Warmer....
RIGHT NOW.
COMING OUT SOON. BEFORE THE MONTH ENDS. FOR SURE.
WAIT COLDLY. OR WARMLY. YOUR PREFERRED TEMP.
2022-08-29 17:17:43 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon: SUNSHINE 2
She's four hours old. Cut her some slack!
Also, just saying, for no reason at all...
Hitler's left nut, in the DC-verse, is the star of an entire plotline involving it being...
2022-08-20 11:12:36 +0000 UTC View PostCurrently in the Process...
Of writing SUNSHINE! 2k words in! When will it end? Hell if I know! When it's done! As is the usual!
Then we can 'FINALLY' have ourselves another vote!
Also as is the...
2022-08-08 15:34:01 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon: School is Canceled: Dead Outside 4
AS PROMISED. HERE IT IS. AT NEARLY 7k WORDS, WITH A SEX SCENE INCLUDED WITH THE STORY!
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALL.
1 CHAPTER DOWN. 100 TO GO.
Dead Outside Progress
5k words and counting! I'M DOING IT!
YOU VOTED FOR IT. IT IS GETTING DONE.
REJOICE.
2022-07-28 23:23:31 +0000 UTC View Post