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Full Of It #226 - The Disappearance of Amy Lynn Bradley

In March of 1998, American woman Amy Lynn Bradley disappeared from the Rhapsody of the Seas ocean liner in the Caribbean Sea en route to Curaรงao while on vacation with her family. Her sto...

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Junior Eurovision 2022: Our TOP 10

For some bizarre reason we find ourselves rather invested in this year's Junior Eurovision Song Contest and have taken the time to rank our top 10 entries for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy?

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Arsehole Race Season 4 Casting Call

START YOUR BLENDERS!

If you wish to be on Season 4 then DM us on the @novympiapatreon Insta with a photo of your contestant alongside their name, a short bio and your Patreon username.

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Full Of It #225 - Family Guy

Family Guy is an American animated sitcom which to most of us viewing it as teenagers was basically just The Simpsons but naughtier. After we lost Bart we cancelled our pl...

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We Tried Snacks From BRAZIL

With thanks to Patrique for sending us a care package from South America! It did not go well. ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท 

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Secret Santa update + last call!

This is the last call for anyone else wanting to take part - I'll be sending out all of the Secret Santas tomorrow afternoon so if you fancied throwing your name into the hat then you've got until ...

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Arsehole Race Season 4

FIRE UP YOUR UTENSIL HOLDERS! The audition process for season 4 of Novympia's Arsehole Race will commence next week... ๐Ÿ‘€ 

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Secret Santa 2022

YessHelloooOHYESSS!


If you'd like to enter the patrล“ne Secret Santa 2022 (it's open to all patrons) then simply send us a private message over Patreon including the following info...

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We Played COUNTDOWN with Roly & Luxeria

With an absolute buffet of guest cameos, today we find ourselves in the company of YouTube titans Roly & Luxeria for a rousing home-edition of popular gameshow, Countdown.

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Bart

It breaks our hearts to announce the passing of our beloved cat, Bart. As many of you know, we adopted Bart 2 years ago as an elderly fluffy prince, and even though we knew our time with him might ...

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The Halloween House Tour 2022

Behold! The Novympia Frights House Tour for 2022, just minutes before the inflatable coffin breached its hull and water cascaded over the dancefloor.

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Full Of It #224 - HOAX

Well we were threatening you with it for some time - last month we finally released a feature-length movie. We're actually stoked with the response because an early test screening we did didn't off...

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Magic Mixies: THE AWFUL SEQUEL

Nova just won't stop buying this garbage, but I feel vindicated in knowing that this one is going to have everyone on the side of Team Lymp.

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A Thank You from yer gerls ๐Ÿฅฐ

This spooky season was our most ambitious yet and we managed to pull it off thanks to your kind and sweet support so we can only hope you guys enjoyed it as much as we did. Having said that, weโ€™r...

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HOAX Outtakes

Some BTS nonsense from the filming of the movie, which will obv contain spoilers if you haven't seen it! ๐Ÿ›ธ 

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HOAX PREMIERE Q&A

We've never looked so atrocious.

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HOAX Livestream begins in 45 minutes!

Head over to the ch'nell at 5:30pm GMT to join us for a live chat for 30 mins before the movie starts. We decided that a full hour was a bit too heavy for the pre-show chat if folks are also then g...

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Full Of It #223 - Clowns

What the holy hell is it about clowns that are so unnerving. I've always found it fascinating that people have phobias of clowns when they're a relatively recent, man-made concept as opposed to som...

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The HOAX Prem is up! ๐Ÿ›ธ

Set your notifications, puffins - and bring a change of undies. ๐Ÿ˜ 


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HOAX arrives Sunday @ 6pm GMT

Join us at 5pm this Sunday for a livestream on the ch'nel before the prem of the big Halloween movie at 6!

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GRIM TOUR OF BOURNEMOUTH 2

The sequel documentary in which we discuss more grim tales from our hometown.

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Spooky Season Update ๐ŸŽƒ

yeeesHELLOYESSS!! 

We're getting toward the end of October and we're on track to release our garbage which includes the Grim Tour 2 dropping this weekend! It'll be available tomorrow at ...

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Olympia Reads 'The Haunting of Hill House' by Shirley Jackson

In what has become an annual Halloween tradition, this special edition of Full Of It is a full reading. This year, thanks to cult puffin Tom, I was able to delve into the most quintessential of hau...

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Let's Carve PUMPKINS!

I'd like to think that we'd carve pumpkins all year round if they grew as such, but just for today, join us for this special annual gourd-scraping adventure. ๐ŸŽƒ

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HOAX - Official Trailer (2022)

The first feature-length motion picture presentation from the idiots who brought you, 'I Want To Be A Sofa'.

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Let's Decorate for HALLOWEEN 2022!

๐ŸŽƒ Join us for a day of crafting and decorating as we enter into spooky season for 2022. โšฐ๏ธ 

(This was briefly posted earlier on but we had to wipe the first version because of a m...

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Full Of It #222 - The Enfield Haunting

The Enfield haunting or Enfield poltergeist was a purported case of supernatural phenomena that occurred at an address in Enfield, London between...

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Full Of It #221 - Hocus Pocus 2

It's a very strange feeling to finally be presented with something you've wanted for the best part of 3 decades. For many of us, Hocus Pocus informs an annual Halloween tradition so the fact that t...

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Movies We ALWAYS Watch In October

As we officially enter spooky season for 2022, we're starting with our canonical list of movie and TV show recommendations. ๐ŸŽƒ 

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Our Most EXPENSIVE Toy Review Yet

Nova has not-so-secretly wanted to get their mitts on this viral toy sensation ever since she first lay her eyes on it last Christmas. Today we finally sat down to see if this rather complicated ki...

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