Dearest puffins and followers of the Novympia Cult lifestyle,
We just wanted to wish everyone who celebrates a very happy holidays! Wherever you are in the world we hope you find some joy dur...
2021-12-24 19:44:50 +0000 UTC View Post
This week, the prize turkeys have been tasked with sending in their very best holiday postcards in our 2nd seasonal challenge of this cycle. Cam, Madeleine, Meronica, Lüump and Tina face off to de...
2021-12-20 22:11:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Today's compilation features a roster of Novympia Cult veterans who have all submitted unboxing videos in previous years - Cam who hails from Melbourne, Australia and Hannah and Lynsey both from th...
2021-12-20 12:10:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Melissa Caddick was an Australian woman who disappeared after having been exposed for running a Ponzi scheme. She would vanish the day after authorities raided her Dover Heights mansion leaving in ...
2021-12-19 00:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It's been a year since we last saw Olympia tinkling the Wendigo ivories and we learned that it had all been a dream - now we find her once again unhappy with the office Christmas plans.
2021-12-18 16:20:27 +0000 UTC View Post
UK-based cultist Lana (@hermatestella on Instagram) has an incredible business putting crystals on yer teeth and we just knew she'd send an amazing box, so here's the gorgeous Margo from the USA, u...
2021-12-17 14:00:54 +0000 UTC View Post
In an annual tradition, Olympia sits down to create another festive culinary treat with mixed results.
2021-12-11 15:24:40 +0000 UTC View Post
We have a TOP 5! Did your fave make the cut?!
2021-12-11 00:02:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi guys! Here's the first of TWO videos coming to our channel this week!
This holiday season I wanted to share with you a few eye looks I usually wear when out of drag but still want to feel ...
2021-12-09 17:45:30 +0000 UTC View Post
The original survey collapsed - if you have already voted then please vote again below.
Please consult the attachment to see which contestant is which and vote wisely!
2021-12-08 18:49:34 +0000 UTC View Post
The judges were ALL OVER THE PLACE with this episode which features more twists and turns than a Virginia Reel following Traffic's shock DQ from last time.
VOTE TO SAVE (ends Saturday):
Today's Secret Santa 2021 unboxing treat comes to us all courtesy of Dustin, who received a box from a fellow Canadian and Gali, who received theirs in Finland from The Netherlands!
2021-12-07 14:49:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Phoebe Handsjuk was a 24-year-old Australian woman who died under mysterious circumstances when she was discovered having fallen down a garbage chute in her affluent Melbourne apartment complex.&nb...
2021-12-05 00:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
YouTube's Queen of vintage halloweeny shit gets the Novympia parody treatment!
2021-12-04 20:27:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Our wonderful patron Carolyn from the UK is the first cult member to receive a box and film an unboxing video for all of us to see - and it's all the way from Salt Lake City, Utah.
I usually ...
2021-12-02 16:23:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Nurse Jackie is an American medical dramedy (remember when people said dramedy) that aired from 2009 to 2015 - on which network and to whom, I have absolutely no idea. I'v...
2021-11-28 00:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It's Housewives week on the race - and it's turtle time!
What to we think of the top and bottom contestants this week?! Sound off in the comments!
*EDIT* Deadline is December...
2021-11-26 21:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
We posted stories to Instagram asking for honest assumptions about us and people did not hold back.
2021-11-26 16:40:48 +0000 UTC View PostHelloooo!
We wanted to pop on here for your thoughts regarding some potential Novympia plush toys we may or may not be working on 👀
If we were to launch a campaign with 2021-11-17 14:02:50 +0000 UTC View Post
For everyone who is taking part in this year's Secret Santa - check your DMs! Your recipients have been sent to you and you can start putting together your crap basket.
That means it's now un...
2021-11-16 18:53:07 +0000 UTC View Post
We've had SO many of you jump into the ring for this year's Secret Santa! 💕
The cut-off for getting involved will be midnight tonight UK time (19:00 EST, 11:00 ACT) - I'll be sending...
2021-11-15 16:26:55 +0000 UTC View Post
We bid adieu to another arsehole as the competition starts to heat up! Who are you rooting for in the next challenge?!
2021-11-15 13:04:53 +0000 UTC View Post
The Golden Girls is an American sitcom that originally aired on NBC from 1985 to 1992. For something that centres on 4 older women living in Miami that looks like it was f...
2021-11-14 00:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
JOIN US! As we once again delve through the glorious packages sent to the Novympia PO Box.
2021-11-13 22:16:03 +0000 UTC View Post
For this week's challenge we asked our arseholes to produce "80's glamour shots" and the entries are ALL OVER THE PLACE. Quite the controversy. What do we reckon cultists?
Voting is now CLOSE...
2021-11-12 21:58:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Hellohh!!
If you'd like to enter the patrœne Secret Santa 2021 then simply send us a message over Patreon including the following info:
- Name (Usernames/Aliases are also fi...
2021-11-08 19:50:16 +0000 UTC View Post
...and it's a Full Of Beef starring Nova Guynés
Nova turned to me the other day and asked with an indignant fury as to why I've never dedi...
2021-11-07 00:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Nova presents a video concept she's been sitting on for years and years - putting garbage inside ugly balloons.
2021-11-05 23:44:14 +0000 UTC View PostGood evening, puffins! Hope everyone had a gorgeous Halloween.
Every year since its inception, we've done a Christmas Secret Santa exchange between the patrons who wish to take part and poste...
2021-11-02 18:16:50 +0000 UTC View Post
In a special Halloween edition of Full Of It (Fullershet), I bring you a delicious reading of Stephen King's horror classic, Carrie.
This book contains grap...
2021-10-30 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post