Full Of It #169 - Kate Winslet
Kate Elizabeth Winslet CBE is a British actress known for Distressed Period Socialite Won't Stop Crying and Pissy Woman is Pissy: God She's Over It 2021-08-23 18:10:00 +0000 UTC View Post
novympia posts
BourneFree Pride Performance 2021
Our Eurovision-soaked performance from Bournemouth's Pride festival 2021.
2021-08-22 16:58:13 +0000 UTC View PostNovympia's Arsehole Race S3 Casting
START YOUR LAWNMOWERS!
Submit your contestants in a DM to the @novympiapatreon Instagram before Wednesday September 1st including:
- A great photo of your piece of shet
- Contesta...
2021-08-18 21:25:16 +0000 UTC View PostFull Of It #168 - Sigourney Weaver
Apparently her real name is Susan. When she was 14, she decided to change it after seeing a "Mrs. Sigourney Howard" in The Great Gatsby - not realising that it was the oldy-timey way of re...
2021-08-15 19:05:55 +0000 UTC View PostCHAR PAINTED US
We decided for whatever ungodly reason to let Char bestow her delicate face onto ours in the form of the most suspicious makeup class you'll ever see.
2021-08-13 00:09:58 +0000 UTC View PostFull Of It #167 - Natasha Bedingfield
Natasha Bedingfield is a British singer songwriter who (for at least 5 years when I was a child) I believed to be her brother Daniel Bedingfield as per the rumour that he ...
2021-08-07 23:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostIt Takes Two - Gaming LIVE STREAM
PART 1 of our epic adventure as May and Cody as we fight a vacuum cleaner and an angry handbag.
2021-08-06 21:15:13 +0000 UTC View PostOlympia shaves her eyebrows off
...and ends up looking like Aunty Jo.
2021-08-06 21:13:21 +0000 UTC View PostArsehole Race 3 Casting
Hello, puffins!
This is just a note to say that casting for season 3 of the race hasn’t started yet.
We’ve been getting a lot of messages about how to apply etc. but we haven’t g...
2021-08-02 13:24:45 +0000 UTC View PostFull Of It #166 - Twins
Yes, Twins. I've had some personal experience knowing twins and I've always been fascinated. There's some pretty sus psychoanalysing in this but init interesting - I'm exp...
2021-07-31 23:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostTRYING TEXAS SNACKS
Thanks to beloved cultist Gabriel, we were able to spend a balmy afternoon sampling the finest snacks that could be scoured from across Texas, USA.
2021-07-31 21:20:21 +0000 UTC View PostFull Of It #165 - The Moors Murders
The Moors Murders were carried out by Ian Brady and Myra Hindley between July 1963 and October 1965, in and around 2021-07-24 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
THE NOVYMPICS
Nova, Olympia and Char compete for the gold in the first annual Novympics, a wildly unofficial spinoff to Tokyo 2020.
2021-07-24 20:30:09 +0000 UTC View PostThe Patreon Wall
Hi guys!
As you probably already know, all Patrons in the "Priest" tier and above get their names added to the Patreon wall, with a shout-out the first time its added. Over the next few weeks...
2021-07-21 18:35:35 +0000 UTC View PostWe Got A Bar + Nova's Pokemon Card Collection
...and it's a Patrœné Update special! Just a cute check-in to preview this weekend's video spectacular in 30 degree heat and Nova sits down to show her updated Pokemon card collection.
2021-07-21 18:05:19 +0000 UTC View PostFull Of It #164 - The Disappearance of Mekayla Bali
Mekayla Bali was 16 when she disappeared from her Canadian town under suspicious circumstances that, heartbreakingly enough, all lead to human trafficking. I dunno, it seems all too obvious from he...
2021-07-17 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostWe Did Our Makeup WITHOUT A Mirror
Requested by Novympia Cult Elder Karen, who has been legally blind since 1990, we sat down to try and put our makeup on without being able to see ourselves.
2021-07-16 23:38:04 +0000 UTC View PostFull Of It #163 - Jennifer Aniston
...and it's a Full Of Beef starring Nora German. Today yer gerls are sitting down with a chino to discuss everyone's favourite lovely bird next door, Jen Aniston....
2021-07-10 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post"A Little Bit Alexis" - Director's Cut
As if we have the barefaced nerve to call this a "director's cut" but here we are. Originally a part of "Novympia's House Party", this version has added scenes and CG diam...
2021-07-08 22:56:32 +0000 UTC View PostPUB QUIZ 5 RESULTS!
In an ALARMING twist of fate, NERVON GRANNIS achieved the highest score and won the quiz. Rumour has it she cheated. HOWEVER, our highest scoring patröne was PAUL HOUSBEY with 23 points! ...
2021-07-05 15:10:06 +0000 UTC View PostFull Of It #162 - Halle Berry
Halle Berry is my number 1 pick for phoning up and inviting out for daiquiris. If you've seen Perfect Stranger, you'll understand. She's the one singular woman of colour to win the Academy...
2021-07-03 23:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostTHE PUB QUIZ GOES LIVE!
The game starts just after 7pm BST.
All you need is a pen/paper or notepad app. After t...
2021-07-03 17:50:15 +0000 UTC View PostPUB QUIZ 5 TONIGHT!
We'll be posting the link to go live shortly before 7pm BST to get settled. All you need is yourself and a notepad!
See you then 😏.
2021-07-03 13:45:46 +0000 UTC View PostBrandy & Whipple's Striptease
This is worth the pledge alone, surely.
2021-07-02 18:23:12 +0000 UTC View PostTrying Out NEW DRAG BODS
We were gifted some incredible padding shorts and drag bras by Izzy Hard of IzzysBootyque.com and couldn't wait to give them a tes...
2021-07-02 18:22:58 +0000 UTC View PostNovympia Heights: The Final Goodbye
A last tour around the house that we lived in when the patrönes gave us our freedom <3. We loved living at Novympia Heights so we had a final tour to revisit some of the highlights from our tim...
2021-06-29 23:05:36 +0000 UTC View PostFull Of It #161 - Nicole Kidman
...and it's a Full of Beef starring Nervan Gonnis. Apologies for the slightly inferior sound quality during today's pod but yer gerls were up against a few obstacles. Nevertheless...
2021-06-26 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostWe Played Pokémon CARDS
Nova has started collecting Pokémon cards so we decided to actually sit down and play it which may well never happen again.
2021-06-26 14:03:46 +0000 UTC View PostFull Of It #160 - Novympia Manor
This is the first pod from the newly inhabited Novympia Manor, featuring a break from the inspo ladies series to talk about how embarrassing our DIY skills are. Nova is past breaking point, she's d...
2021-06-21 20:15:57 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate 19/06/21
We're still alive and wading through shet like it's Char's bedroom. Including a mini house tour!
2021-06-19 16:25:21 +0000 UTC View Post