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HALLOWEEN with BLU HYDRANGEA

In true Novympia Heights fashion, we celebrate #Halloween by gathering around our coffee table/makeshift ouija board and confer with the spirits in realms beyond.

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Olympia's 10 Nights of Halloween: #1

Happy Halloween darlings, let's finish this shitshow off with a bang. Candle Cove is perhaps the most famous creepypasta there is, so I've saved it for last on this chilly October evening.

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Olympia's 10 Nights of Halloween: #2

I've never personally known anyone called Sadie and after this story I don't think I ever want to.

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Olympia's 10 Nights of Halloween: #3

This story shit me up for years. I still think about it late at night when I'm alone. Prepare to have your life ruined.

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GINGER SNATCH GAME: Drag Race UK Review S01E04

It's the snatch game and it DELIVERED. Also, Geri was there.

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Olympia's 10 Nights of Halloween: #4

It's taken us a while but tonight we're finally talking about things that creep in the woods. I hope none of you live in remote locations.

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Olympia's 10 Nights of Halloween: #5

Tonight we're going in a slightly different direction, as we enjoy a tale about lovely little fluffy friends who enjoy carrots. 


Yeah, right.

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Full Of It #77 - North Korea

I mean it's just dreadful really isn't it. Referred to as the world's last remaining hermit kingdom, North Korea is a totalitarian dictatorship with a brainwashed, malnourished population who can a...

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Olympia's 10 Nights of Halloween: #6

Love theme parks? I do. See if you still love them after tonight's chillingly potent tale - especially cheap, local pop-up theme parks with those thrown-together, shitter dark rides.

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Olympia's 10 Nights of Halloween: #7

Still with me? Haven't died of fright and horror yet? I see. Tonight we'll be talking about shadow figures and clinky clanky boiler rooms in an attempt to make you cack yourself.

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Olympia's 10 Nights of Halloween: #8

Tonight, a tale from an inquisitive individual who was witness to a distressing sight while perched in a tree. Inhale the nighttime hot brew vapours and settle in.

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Olympia's 10 Nights of Halloween: #9

Tonight, we learn about a film shoot that was tarnished by great tragedy and its miserable aftermath. As always I present the story to you from the toasty comfort of my fireside throne. Lock the do...

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Olympia's 10 Nights of Halloween: #10

Settle in for the next 10 nights as we read some of the highest rated creepypasta stories the internet has to offer. I'll be reading you a new story every night leading up to Halloween from the com...

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Full Of It #76 - University

Tales from a young gay guy who went to live on his own for the first time and discovered that being impossibly charming with a biting wit wasn't going to be enough to navigate the real world.

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CAR BOOTY: Drag Race UK Review S01E03

In this week's offering, we see the girls rummaging through car boot sale trash to create runway looks. It's a rocky start for both Sum Ting Wong and Vinegar Strokes who decide early on that they'r...

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Full Of It #75 - Slasher Movies

Having recently seen the rebooted, retconned sequel to the original 70s slasher movie Halloween (try to keep up), I'm spending the day delving into this bizarre subgenre of horror. It's an entire c...

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NOVYMPIA TAKE ORLANDO Part 1

The condensed version for YouTube, which includes Nova's footage, ride photos and a 'British people mentioning the temperature' count.

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Full Of It #74 - The Death of Elisa Lam

Elisa Lam was a Canadian student who vanished during a solo trip while she was staying at the infamous Hotel Cecil in Los Angeles. When guests complained about the water pressure at the hotel, auth...

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TOTAL SLAGS: Drag Race UK Review #1

It's the start line of RuPaul's Drag Race UK and we're reviving our weekly reviews to present RAZOR sharp observations about our British girls. Find out what Olympia makes of Baga Chipz throwing ar...

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Tim Somerfield - Winter Is Coming

We're not ones to endlessly share our friends work, especially if they're just not talented (notice how Char's content is invisible around here) but this dude is the real deal. I was more than happ...

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Full Of It #73 - Dissociative Identity Disorder

Formerly known as Multiple Personality Disorder, this is a discussion surrounding the fascinating behaviours of a very small group of individuals; people who react to childhood trauma by taking ima...

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Getting Tats

This is really more of an exercise in figuring out how the fuck the focus/autofocus works on our Canon because a lot of the footage is garbage but it's a cute little memento of getting tattoos with...

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Full Of It #72 - Lizzie Borden

BLOODY HELL! Literally. The bird killed her father and stepfather by hacking their faces with an AXE. She claims to have been fannying around in the barn with some cool, crisp pears. It's a story t...

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FROZEN 2 TRAILER REACTION

It's edging ever nearer to the release of Frozen 2. Naturally, Nova is forcing a reaction video to the final trailer on everyone and Olympia is miffed.

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NEW MERCH LAUNCH 2019

Located on our Teespring is the new Novympia merch line with an absolute plethora of high quality couture.

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Animal Kingdom/Islands of Adventure

With no energy left, we trundle round our final few parks.

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Full Of It #71 - Florida 2019

The sounds moves around a little on this one due to a new mic setup but it finds itself eventually.

A full 2 weeks of perspiration, here's a darling rundown of some of our experiences in Orla...

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Hollywood Studios/Universal Studios

A shit tonne of footage from the next couple of days of our Florida theme park-fest, including rides on some sort of Star Wars disaster and firm favourite Tower of Terror.

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Magic Kingdom/Epcot

The further adventures of 4 sweaty, pissy British people in Florida.

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Florida Day 1

The bloody flight and Disney Springs, look out for a stunning shot of Char on board the Thomas Cook Airbus.

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