TIS TIME! Once again our beloved patrœnes are receiving a super extended version of a YouTube holidee vlog, this time as we hopped the Atlantic to visit Salem, Massachusetts. 🧹
The conden...
2023-09-15 11:43:46 +0000 UTC View Post
...and it's another stunning example of Nova abusing a credit card.
2023-09-13 22:08:28 +0000 UTC View Post
As you might be aware, Noreen and I just vacationed in the historic town of Salem, Massachusetts. With our good Judy's Megan and Kat in tow, we went to every museum and shopping experience going, s...
2023-09-11 17:40:17 +0000 UTC View Post
🎵 Drop it down low, make your booty go HOAR. Join us today as Olympia impersonates everyone's favourite German songstress, Naomi Jon.
2023-09-03 17:01:25 +0000 UTC View Post
...and it's a Full Of Beef starring Nola Granola. Since the last episode was recorded just before we left for Massachusetts and today's offering ...
2023-09-02 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
The modern age belief that the Earth is flat is utterly fascinating - not because of the theory itself, which is thinner than a piece of rice paper that Char's slammed her arse on, but for the peop...
2023-08-26 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
🇱🇹 We were lucky enough to be sent another glorious box of snacks and treats - this time from the great nation of Lithuania! Yoghurt corn sticks remain controversial.
2023-08-26 17:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Pete Burns was a British singer-songwriter most known for the song You Spin Me Round (Like A Record), as well as having lips the size of a grapef...
2023-08-19 23:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Do lintrollers actually work? Not according to this sweaty lady.
Join us as we round up our August 2023 faves and not-so-faves which also include Nova's disdainful choices; the new season of ...
2023-08-19 22:33:32 +0000 UTC View Post
This may be one of our largest PO Box hauls yet and oh my god are there some *interesting* parcels this time around 👀
2023-08-19 19:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
...and finally, the one hour version for YouTube should you wish to avoid seeing too much Char.
2023-08-14 19:59:05 +0000 UTC View Post
...and it's a bumper weekend of Dutch fun! Join me for this frothy audio adventure, as I try to catch you up on whatever the hell just happened to Nova, Char, Glennda and I on our trip to The Nethe...
2023-08-12 23:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostFor your viewing pleasure and just for our Patrœne puffins, behold the 2-hour extended cut of our Amsterdam vlog! The one-hour version for YouTube will be arriving soon.
This is the first vi...
2023-08-12 18:37:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Feeling salty? Join us as we round up another selection of mean comments.
2023-08-05 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
The Truman Show is a 1998 American psychological drama that left a 12-year-old me with my jaw wrapped around my ankles. Our protagonist is the eponymous Truman who unwitti...
2023-07-29 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Like every other living human, we flocked to the theatre like morons to see the new Barbie movie - cue the snafu!
2023-07-29 17:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
In October of 2004, a young woman walked into a 21-storey office block in London, took the lift to the top floor and sat in a workplace cafe with a cup of coffee. None of this would be out of the o...
2023-07-22 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Dita heard that there might be some snacks floating around from her homeland and decided to join Nova in a new taste test video.
2023-07-22 17:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Introducing Miss Janice Pepper, Queen Consort of Denmark! If you are in the UK and looking to adopt a cat, please consider Desert Paws! 2023-07-22 00:34:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Brian Shaffer's Wikipedia page describes him as a current medical student at the Ohio State University which is particularly difficult to swallow given that he disappeared over 17 years ago. In 200...
2023-07-15 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
It's this months faves and sh*tters! ...where we discuss Britney getting smacked in the gob, cosmopolitans and people throwing stuff at singers.
2023-07-15 17:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
It's that time of year again! Join us as we show you how we spent our day at our local pride festival in Bournemouth, Bournefree.
2023-07-15 00:06:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Bad Girls is a British prison drama that ran from 1999 to 2006, and Christ does it look like it. It's so wildly stuck in a turn-of-the-millennium style that it wavers betw...
2023-07-08 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
In a HOAX reunion, Char and Glennda join us to pay homage to the TV gameshow that requires its contestants to complete stupid tasks for equally stupid prizes.
2023-07-08 17:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
As promised, here are our final generative fill masterpieces, along with the original PNGs for you to have a go with yourselves! Tag us in your creations so we can see if anyone can do better with ...
2023-07-07 21:44:45 +0000 UTC View Post
After using this new AI tool in a recent parody, we decided to play around with it and see what hideous imagery we could generate.
2023-07-07 15:55:34 +0000 UTC View Post
In the last episode it was brought to my attention in alarming fashion that I've never done a pod about my main bird, AvLav. While I'll obviously be talking about her at large, I'm using her in thi...
2023-07-01 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
In a bit of a "re-up", we're tackling another hot sauce challenge but this time we're using a set of nightmare fluids as seen on the show, Hot Ones.
2023-07-01 17:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
