David Willis

Early update for August 11, 2025

and it's paladins with a steel chair!

Early update for August 10, 2025

somehow still finding ever-newer "most gay thing joyce has said thus far"

Early update for August 9, 2025

this is going very well

Early update for August 8, 2025

just the best opsec, of all time

Early update for August 7, 2025

i mean, he did eventually

Unused strip for August 6, 2025

I like "yeah? prove it" as Dorothy's response to Joyce's "i might be a teensy bit gay," but it resolves in a final panel that was less specifically romantic than I was shooting for. As Maggie cor...

Early update for August 6, 2025

whatever the opposite of Joyce Shocked Face is

Early update for August 5, 2025

sal's probably after all this time still a little put out she has to refer to somebody as 'amazi-girl'

Early update for August 4, 2025

photobomb!!

SECOND BONUS STRIP FOR JULY 2025 - JOYROTHY

The second bonus strip for July is a real strip that I yanked out to make room for that earlier Asma strip! It would've run (obviously) after today's regular website strip with Incredulous Sarah. 2025-08-02 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Early update for August 3, 2025

BOOK 16 BEGINS

friendship ended with THE ONLY EXCEPTION

now NOT-SO-SMOOTH CRIMINALS is my new best friend!

Early update for August 2, 2025

END OF BOOK FIFTEEN

well that sure was a book huh (derogatory)

Early update for August 1, 2025

so let's become criminals

Early update for July 31, 2025

meaningful blanket

Unused strip for July 30, 2025!

not LEADING with the unused strip at the top, because unlike most of these, this one wasn't an EARLY version, it came much much later

Anyway. So while writing all this material last fall, I w...

Early update for July 30, 2025

999,999,999 to go

Early update for July 29, 2025

who died and left socrates in charge of being gay?

Early update for July 28, 2025

329) call to cancel cable subscription, successfully

Early update for July 27, 2025

my favorite dorothy is no-chill dorothy

Early update for July 26, 2025

joyce: [homosexuality] is no worse than lying!

mike: then how do you feel about lying?

joyce: I HATE IT

Early update for July 25, 2025

she's gotcher number

Early update for July 24, 2025

she has, she definitely absolutely has

BONUS STRIP FOR JULY 2025 - DEXTER AND MONKEY MASTER

i'll never learn, you can't make me

6/25 bonus strip: https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-strip-for...

Early update for July 23, 2025

lemme know when there's new information

Early update for July 22, 2025

they're both so good at this

Early update for July 21, 2025

college freshmen are horny idiots, welcome to my TED Talk

VOTING FOR BONUS STRIP - JULY 2025

First, check below to see if the character you want to nominate for July 2025's bonus strip has already been nominated.

If so, "heart" them! If you don't see them nominated b...

Early update for July 20, 2025

back to work

Early update for July 19, 2025

delicate things

Early update for July 18, 2025

a timely reference!!!! finally