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Is China the Real Winner in Brexit?

In these uncertain times, turn to China Uncensored for answers.

—Chris

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5 Hotspots for War With China

War, what is it good for? Making riveting episodes of China Uncensored, that's what!

—Chris

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China Just Screwed Apple...Again

Just when you thought it was safe to do business in China... Just kidding. You knew it wasn't safe, right?

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Please help support NTD

Everyone* loves their cable company. But Time Warner Cable is considering dropping New Tang Dynasty TV, the only Mandarin language cable channel that is not influenced by the Chinese Communist Party. ...

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China to Perform First Human Head Transplant?

Help me out, were there any puns I didn't make?

—Chris

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China Has the BEST Human Rights!!!

Now this may surprise many of you, but on China Uncensored, I often employ sarcasm. Keep that in mind when you read the title of this episode.

—Chris

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Don't Jump! China's Suicide Bridge

If you want to see what the real China is like, watch this movie! (after watching this episode of course)
—Chris

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Chinese Navy Frigate Tests Japan's Waters

I just know this is going to end up awakening Godzilla...

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9 Things Chinese Tourists Can’t Do

Just to be clear, I'm still free to do all these things, right?

—Chris

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Was Prince a Victim of China’s Drug War?

Just say no to drugs people.

—Chris

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Sticky Rice and Subversion of State Power

I do love geeking out about Chinese culture and history. Hope you enjoy my little passion.

—Chris

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Forget Tiananmen (That’s an Order!)

Why have doublethink, when you could just not think at all! 

—Chris

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US Sells Weapons to Vietnam?! China Responds!

Wow, the US must be pretty concerned about China's rise in the South China Sea. We're selling weapons to COMMUNIST VIETNAM!!!

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Taiwan’s President “Unbalanced” Because She’s a Woman

Shelley is on fire in this episode! Not literally of course. That would be weird.

—Chris

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Google Hangout in ten minutes!

If you're around, I'll see you here! https://hangouts.google.com/call/uuzqzn7czrbxxmv7ka5bruyigme View Post

Chinese Rap Makes Karl Marx Hip

Okay, so here's what I want you to do: message back your best Communism themed rap.
—Chris

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Google Hangout!

So the end of the month falls a bit weird this time, so instead of our usual Friday, how about we have our Google Hangout Tuesday, May 31 at 3 PM! See you there!
—Chris

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People's Daily is Totally Not Making Porn

This is much better than that 5000 years of culture the Communist Party smashed.

—Chris

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Chinese Jet Barely Doesn’t Hit US Spy Plane

I'm so glad that two of the world's biggest militaries  can behavior in a mature, responsible manner. And that I got to make a Star Wars reference!

—Chris

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Interview with Anastasia Lin

After trying for half a year, I finally got my interview with Miss World Canada, Anastasia Lin!

She...well let's just say I don't think she was prepared to be interviewed by not-CNN.

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Is This Destroying the Chinese Regime?

Shelley and I (and briefly, Seamus) investigate the group that's possibly undermining China even more than China Uncensored: Falun Gong.

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Now You Can Eat Like Mao Zedong!

I love this! We put out a survey, you answered, and we made an episode based on your feedback. Let me know if you try this recipe out!
—Chris

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Could China’s President Get Purged? Happy 50th Anniversary, Cultural Revolution!

The battle for power inside China is heating up! Will history repeat itself? Let me know what you think!
—Chris

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China's New Dalek Security Robot

Sometimes the things the Chinese regime does make me want to bury my head in my own pocket dimension.
—Chris

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Oh, the Queen! What Was She Thinking?

Actually, I know what the Queen was thinking: Those Chinese diplomats are so rude! She just got caught. Imagine! Saying what you think. People like that should be arrested and sentenced to reeducation...

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Did China Just Buy South Korea?

China's Purchasing Power is getting a little too strong for my taste. Share this episode if you agree!

—Chris 

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China's Nuclear Submarines Could Threaten US, India Trade

Is the Chinese regime trying to expand its reach into the Indian Ocean? Let me know what you think!
—Chris

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Donald Trump Says the Darndest Things

So perhaps Trump is being a bit insensitive, using the language of sexual assault to describe international relations with China. But still, he makes an interesting point.

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Full Story: 3-Yr-Old Fights Off Corrupt Police with Steel Pipe

How can you tell that chengguan are bad news? When even a 3-year-old knows their trouble. Wonder where this kid will be 10 years from now. Hopefully working for China Uncensored! Uhhh, maybe make that...

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The Greatest Danger to Chinese Women

At least according to the Chinese Communist Party...
—Chris

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