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That Last Post...

Hi Patrons! I just created a post that I've asked Patreon to feature on their main page. That's why the wording sounds like it's for non-patrons—in case you were wondering.

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Your Answer to Chinese Propaganda

Things are great in China, thanks to the glorious Party! High speed trains that totally don’t crash. Breathable air in several cities. Christmas toys for export that definitely don’t contain lead....

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My Friend's Mother-in-Law Was Arrested in China

Hi Patrons!

My friend Ben Hedges, who also has a YouTube show, had some bad news recently. His wife's mother was arrested in China.


Perhaps there's not much one person can do—but the...

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Google Hangout!

It's that time of the month again folks—the end of the month! That means it's time for another google hangout. Once again, we'll be having it this Friday (10/30) at 3 pm. Day before Halloween too so...

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Top 7 Chinese Car Knockoffs

This episode sure gave me a chance to use some of puns. But I just wanted to say with all your support, I've really been able to step on the gas and drive this show forward.

-Chris

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Should My New Masterpiece Be in China’s “Louvre”?

There’s only one thing I love more than a good knockoff—and that is sharing a good knockoff with my 50-cent army!

Now I’ve been accused of being many things—but a 16th Century Italian ma...

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Is Made in China the Future of US Transportation?

Apparently the air I breath everyday in the New York Subway system is thanks, in part, to China. Bet the CCP wishes now they didn't make that investment!

-Chris

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What They Got Right and Wrong In Back to The Future Part 2

Flying cars, hoverboards, Jaws 19?! The future isn't quite what were promised. Then again, Back to the Future Part 2 got a lot of things right. I grew up on these movies so this is something I've been...

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The One Thing Chinese Soldiers Can't Hide

We used some pretty high tech devices on this episode to create the seamless camouflage I used at the beginning. It's the first step in our plan here at China Uncensored to take over the world!

-Chr...

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Top 5 Hilariously Bad Chinese Theme Parks

How about I add a ring where if you donate a $100,000 per episode, we go on a trip together to one of these theme parks? Keep in mind, it will also be your responsibility to keep me safe from Chinese ...

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Chinese Subtitles: Looking for Help

Hi Patrons,

Several folks have suggested that I add Chinese subtitles to China Uncensored videos. I think it's a great idea...but unfortunately I can't afford to hire someone to help yet.

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How the Cure For Malaria Almost Wasn't

I know you have been asking for more episodes, so here's one to kick off the week!

A cure for malaria was found by researching traditional Chinese medicine. How much do you think the US should...

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You'll Get a Crack Out of This One!

"Made in China." That's how you know it's quality. Bring your own parachute.

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Google Hangout!

For all you cool cats joining today's google hangout, you can use this link! I'll be waiting...mwhahaha. Wait, that's not meant to be sinister sounding.

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China Builds New Aircraft Carrier to Expand Military Muscle

Guess what?! I finally heard back from the Chinese Embassy about that interview with Xi Jinping! They've invited me to do it on this new aircraft carrier. And they promise it will be a trip I 'never f...

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Google Hangout!

I think I may have given you all too little notice about our last Google Hangout. So let's try this again. How about this Friday at 3? There will still be one for October at the end of the month. Can'...

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Why Are China's Rich Moving to the US? | China Uncensored

Hint: It's not because of China's booming economy.

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Google Hangout!

It's time for another Google hangout! It's been a busy month for us at China Uncensored, what with the whole, abduction thing. So I'm sure we'll have lots to talk about. Meet me online at 3:00 pm EST....

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China to Build Largest City in Human History

This reminds me of some of the works of Issac Asimov. Only, without the all of the magic and more of the crushing dystopian vision of William Gibson. Anyway, who wants to be roomies?!

-Chris
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My Excluded Interview with Chinese Leader Xi Jinping

If you've been watching the China Uncensored Facebook, you might have an inkling that I was prepping for an interview with Chinese leader Xi Jinping. Well, here you have the results. Enjoy!

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China Tells US Tech Companies to "Cooperate" | China Uncensored

What is Xi Jinping thinking?! Someone should really ask him. Someone like me. Tomorrow maybe...

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China Is The World's Largest Democracy

What I like most about Communist Party mouthpiece Global Times is not the endless fuel for the show they provide, but rather, how they help harmonize our incorrect understandings of China.

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China May Build Floating Islands in the South China Sea

Who doesn't love a good old tropical getaway, courtesy of the Chinese Communist Party? I mean, there's no way anyone could get upset by this, right? Right?

-Chris

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Chinese Farmer Uses Homemade Rockets to Fight Demolition Crew

Have to give a big shout to Allen the Camera Guy for once again providing us with some great graphics for the intro of this episode. Not everyday I get to pretend I'm shooting a rocket launcher. Okay,...

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How China Steals US Technology for Profit

A groundbreaking new report has revealed just how the Chinese military goes about making a profit off stolen US tech. Check out my second interview with Joshua Philipp to learn more!


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Chinese Army Prepares to Invade Taiwan

In the CCP's latest effort to show just how committed to peace it is, footage on CCTV shows the People's Liberation Army training in a facility that looks an awful lot like Taipei, Taiwan...


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Video from NY Fan Event

Hi Patrons,


I think a few of you might have been there (I forgot to ask)...Anyway, we had our first fan meet-up in the US on August 22, 2015. You can check out the video now. (BTW: We're ...

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Ah, Peace at Last!

The CCP has been calling for peace for many years. And now, finally, China's peaceful development is on full display in Beijing. You know, to celebrate it's glorious victory over those Japanese fascis...

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Are the Presidential Candidates Right About China?

Always happy to have the opportunity to talk about how China affects the political situation in the US. So what do you think? Who has the right idea about China? Besides Shelley and I of course...

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China's Communist Party Trembles: Former Leader Denounced

This is pretty big folks! Has the final chapter begun in Xi Jinping's purge of the Jiang Zemin clique (hard to think who's left after you take out the main guy...) I've been reporting on this story fo...

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