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Sween's Solo Episode 2

Hey all! Sorry about the delay with this episode, but it's finally here and now you to listen to Sween ramble incoherently for close to an hour... Okay bye!  Also sorry about the Audio it spik...

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Slight delay

Hey all, due to people getting sick and emergencies we will be having a bit of a later episode this week. We'll try to have it out for you guys by Monday. Sorry again <3


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#105 : SHOUT OUT TO IVY!

This weeks episode we... Ay yo shout out to Ivy!

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#104 : PEANUT BUTTER MURDER TIME!!!

AAAAAAYYYYYEEEE what's a internet trend the ended in tragedy?!! Tune into this week's episode and find out.

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#103 : Euphoria Wars

The trio is back! I apologize in advance for Sween's abysmal audio quality.  We talk about Euphoria (obviously), Spider-Man (obviously), Kim Kardashian some other wacky stuff. 

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Episode Delay

Hey everyone, sorry but this week's episode of the podcast will be delayed a day or two due to conflicts in schedule among other minor things. We know that you all support us on this platform for o...

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#102 : Elden Ring is Lit Yo

Sweeney is off fighting Putin this week so Chris and Derrick take the reins. Kanye is being dumb and Eleden Ring is a pretty cool game. Enjoy!

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Are The Ninja Turtles Black? - Snark Tank #101

Howdy Everyone!!! Things are re tense in the world right now, but Sween still has the most absurd opinions. Are the TMNT Black? We need to know, and everyone please stay safe<3  

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February Discord Invite

Don't be afraid!

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SNARK TANK LIVE - TICKETS ON SALE NOW

Heyyyyyyy guys! As you know, we're doing a guest spot for Chris' podcast Sacred Symbols on the 30th of April in Richmond, VA. Tickets are now available -  so use the link BELOW if you wanna se...

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She's actually real!!! - Snark Tank #100

We have made it!!!! Welcome to episode 100 of the Snarktank Podcast!!! As a special treat we have guest today..... Sween's actual  girlfriend!!!!

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Hasan vs The Basic Concept of Not Stealing - Snark Tank #99

This weeks episode we find our thought dead co-host, try to understand why Hasan thinks just watching other people's content and leaving the room is just fine, and we are pulled into talking about ...

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The Dark Tank Rises - Snark Tank #98

The age of the DarkTank continues. With Chris's untimely demise the two melanated host talk about everything from a very dedicated Pokimane fans to the true nature of Bo Obama! Tune in to the hell ...

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Dark Tank Time!!!!!! - Snark Tank #97

Joe Rogan Dead? Alive? Screaming at children in the moonlight? Does NFT stand for No Franklins Allowed? Is it legal to have a fever? How many ducks could you squeeze into a sick pair of Jordans bef...

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LIVE SHOW! + SCHEDULE UPDATE!

Hey, everybody! Hope your 2022 isn't the absolute worst yet! Just wanted to update you about a scheduling change. Our previous schedule (as inconsistent as it may be) was 

MONDAY...

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Sweeny Solo Question Thread!

Chris's episode is recorded and done! It's Dungeon Master Sweens turn! Ask your questions for Sweenys Solo Episode coming out in late February. 

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This Ape Are Belong to Us - Snark Tank #96

People copyrighting other peoples NFTs? Pizza Times Origin Story? More Mass Effect? Why is Bezos making Lord of the Rings? Is CoD worth 70 billion dollars? Mike Shinoda shilling cartoon apes? Pokim...

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Chris Solo Episode Question Thread!

There'll be one solo episode rounding out the end of every month going in order of Chris, Sweeny, Derrick and cycling back. Lend me your queries! 

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Streamers Are The Absolute Worst - Snark Tank #95

What is the "TV Meta" and why do streamers not know basic copyright law? Why is Smiling Friends so good? Is Leatherface guilty of blackface in Dead by Daylight? What was the best era of YouTube? Wa...

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The Snark Tank Theme - The Living Tombstone

As promised (though a little late) here is the full version of the Snark Tank Theme exclusively for Patrons of all tiers! 

For those interested in the origins of this fancy littl...

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Pizza Time - Snark Tank #94

So, this was supposed to be 95, but the original episode 94 was lost to corrupted files. We'll do our best to get that episode back somehow, but in the meantime, we've gotta keep it going! Also, Sw...

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Discord Link - January 2022

Welcome to our Discord! It's a mess!

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Imagine No Dragons - Snark Tank #93

Why did Derrick make The Rock gay? Did Imagine Dragons RUIN The Game Awards? Was Nickelback worse? Is Hans Zimmer overrated? Does Scooby Doo have the N pass? Are political comedians the absolute wo...

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Home Alone with BLOOD - Snark Tank #92

I really have no explanation for this episode. I wouldn't even know how to describe it. Just ,,, here lol, this is hard to describe. YouTube Poops? The Beatles and the N word? Home Alone with blood...

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UNCLE MAJIC! - Snark Tank #91

Why do we still allow clowns life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness? Why is French a dumb language? Why are lands lying about their size? Are underwater people worse than aliens? What were the...

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Happy Thanksgiving! Sweeny HATES Scorsese - Snark Tank #90

Tom Sweeny hates Martin Scorsese? Did Uncle Ben kill himself? Is dancing really all that impressive? Chickens shitting in Physics classrooms? Staind and Kid Rock making cringe hoorah music? Did Fac...

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2021 Final Question Thread (December/November)

YOU KNOW THE MUSIC! Time to Dance!!! Ask away, suggest topics, ask us questions for our solo episodes and keep it grammatically coherent to ensure a spot on an episode!

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SUMMONING TOBEY - Snark Tank #89

Can you survive a plane crash? Could a dolphin understand guns if they had hands? Why are they making a That 90's Show if Red isn't going to beat up Venom? Is Tobey Maguire in the new Spider-Man (i...

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DISCORD LINK! JOIN UP!

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UH-OH MODE: Snark Tank #88

Why is Bernie Sanders harassing Chris? Why did Travis Scott make a Battle Royale game in real life? Is that Guardians of the Galaxy game good? Why does Sweeny hate Spider-Man posters? Possible Snar...

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