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WE GOT EVERY VACCINE! - Snark Tank #66

Sweeny with Johnson and Johnson, Derrick with Pfizer, Chris with Moderna. Who will survive until the end of the episode? Would you eat elephants? Why are gibbons fucking disgusting? Are jellyfish p...

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Update About Missing Episodes

Hey, guys! Surely you’ve noticed the lack of uploads. Things will be back on schedule this week. Chris here! I handle editing, writing, and asset production for each episode and in the midst of t...

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Some Black Guy - Snark Tank SOLO II

Hey, everyone! This weeks episode is hitting a snag (hard drive issues.) It'll be uploaded later tonight so today's somewhat of a double upload! Derrick takes the stage all by his lonesome now that...

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#65: Give King Kong a Gun

Why is Derrick out sick? King Kong can't beat Godzilla, so why not give him a gun? Where is the Elephant Man Cinematic Universe? Why is Dil Pickles the Pluto of Rugrats? Will Winston Churchill be i...

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April Question Thread

You know the music, time to dance.

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Music Theory w/ Jonathan Young! - Snark Tank #64

This week the boys are joined by YouTube Metal Man, Jonathan Young! His new project "Starship Velociraptor" is out on 4/3/21 but for now, lets nerd out about Metal, Rock, Covers, YouTube algorithms...

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David Dobrik Memed Himself to Death - Snark Tank #63 + UPDATE

Why is David Dobrik such garbage? Why is Prince Charles so old? Just be young, idiot! Why is the Harley Quinn show good? Was the Snyder Cut worth the pain? How to get through breakups with the devi...

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Jonathan Young - QUESTIONS!

We're recording with YouTube music guru, Jonathan Young and we want YOUR QUESTIONS! 

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The Grammys Still Happen? - Snark Tank #62

Why does Beyonce ruin everything? How did Chris Daughtry not win an award? Is Taylor Swift over-appreciated? Who cancelled Pepe Le Pew? Does Islam have a point about the West? Is WAP DESTROYING CUL...

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LOLA BUNNY RUINED - Snark Tank #61

Lola Bunny is NO LONGER HOT! Mr Potato Head loses his gender! Dr. Seuss arrested for manslaughter and racism! Why do people give their dogs long names, meeting fans in public, Chris's awkward New R...

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Chris Ray Gun - Snark Tank SOLO I

Why is Halo 3: ODST so good? What is it like to write your own music? Is Blink-182 acceptable? What's the next tattoo? Funniest stories working with other YouTubers? Is Chris a Nihilist? Find out m...

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UPDATE! - Chris is Stupid: This Weeks Episode

Hey, boyos! Knew something like this would happen sooner or later but we were unable to salvage this weeks episode due to a raw audio issue. Long story short; we recorded it and despite testing bef...

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March Question Thread! - NEW RULES/FORMATTING

You know the music! Time to dance! Give us some topics/questions/suggestions or corrections. Were we wrong about something? Let us know! To make this easier to parse through on our end, if you coul...

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We Hate 4k Rick Astley - Snark Tank #60

A food poisoned Chris crashes the party midway through! Blackface clowns, rick roll'd in 4K 60 frames, and what is the worlds framerate? AI voices, deepfakes, the degradation of reliability! What w...

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Give Superman a Gun - Snark Tank #59

How long would you survive in Mortal Kombat? Pornstar for episode 69? How many of our fans are dead? Why is the Snyder Cut even happening? Are we mature enough to have kids? Are Kid Rock and Brett ...

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ASS EFFECT - Snark Tank #58

Is BioWare censoring Mass Effect? Will Mortal Kombat Reboot be any good? Chris played KOTOR for the first time, but will he like it? Bloody Roar, Tekken 3, Soul Calibur 2, and more fighting game ta...

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February Question Thread

You know the music! Time to dance!

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STONKS! - Snark Tank #57 (Dark Tank IV)

Chris has aids or possibly tracheal williamsburg disease so Derrick and Sween are here (very late due to illnesses of their own) to give you financial advice despite no education in the field. Is K...

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So Sorry Guys!!!

We're gonna have to delay a bit longer because Sween is under the weather as well. We'll have the patreon feed episode up before the 5th. Again, sorry about that and we love yo asses.

-Derric...

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Quick ANNOUNCEMENT

Hey, guys! Chris and Derrick are both sick with Sinus infections and can’t record. Tuesday’s episode will instead be recorded on Tuesday and uploaded very early Wednesday morning on Patreon. So...

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"People Don't Know Who Nightwing Is" - Snark Tank #56

Hey, yo! Sorry for late upload (important family stuff came up) but this episode is a doozy and I wanted to make it a little more highly produced. Today, Sweeny and Chris debate how popular Batman ...

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Meat Canyon - The Snark Tank #55

It's been exactly ONE YEAR since we started doing The Snark Tank weekly so we decided to post this a little early. Couldn't think of a better guest for the occasion than Meat Canyon. Animation, the...

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DISCORD INVITE! - January!

Previous link was glitched. This should work! 

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DERRICK BANNED! - Snark Tank #54

The Capitol Building got all sieged up! Why did Derrick get banned from Twitter? Would we survive Covenant Invasion better than a Locust incursion? Our mortal adult enemies when we were kids. Will ...

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MEAT CANYON joins the BATTLE! - QUESTION THREAD

On Tuesday the 19th, Meat Canyon will be joining the gang for our first Guest Episode of 2021! We've talked about this particular appearance for a long time so make sure your questions are top notc...

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The CallMeCarson Fiasco - Snark Tank #53

It's kind of impossible for us to not talk about this since it involves our sphere and people that are tangentially close to us. Today we answered your silly questions and told some silly stories, ...

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January 2021 Questions Thread

Do not make us cringe, but ask away! It’s a new year, boyo!

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So Long, 2020! - Snark Tank #52

Sorry for the lateness on this episode. My rig had an issue rendering the episode for some reason? Kept crashing on render, so I had to outsource the editing on this one and our contacted party was...

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The Christmas Episode! - Criss Angel: Does He Fuck?

This episode will go live on Christmas Day for free feeds, so obviously we tailored our discussions towards the Yuletide season. From $600 stimulus checks, to chicks showing their gash on Twitch, t...

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Solo Snark Tank - Questions

Hey yo! We’re each recording solo podcasts tailored to answering questions for each of us specifically.

Please follow the following format to simplify organization on our end.

“(Hos...

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