Greetings, all! Summer has finally arrived in Maine, along with hordes of people and even greater, gnarlier hordes of complaining from Mainers who view tourists as an invasive species of inse...
2018-06-18 22:38:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Honey Garlic Shrimp with Vanilla-Scented Fried Rice
Basically my favorite foods group is “fancied-up versions of cheap comfort food” and this is definitely falls into that categ...
2018-06-14 17:52:34 +0000 UTC View PostHullo, everyone!
The May Q & A is live and viewable for all as of now! Come hear about lizards, Eurovision, my closet, and Dorian Gray, all delivered by my GIANT DUMB FACE.
Remember ...
2018-05-24 20:37:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Infinite Well-Meaning Golden Retrievers with Infinite Keyboards: A Guide to Publishing
Greeting, Mad Fictioneers! It is that season known as What the Fuck Is Happening ...
2018-05-05 00:34:11 +0000 UTC View Post
ALLCAPS COOKBOOK: I Dream of Poland Green Vinaigrette Spread
When I went to Poland last year for the Polish National Convention, I got to stay in, naturally, Polish hot...
2018-05-05 00:10:11 +0000 UTC View PostSorry this took a week to announce--the Lab went mobile and ended up in New York for the book launch, which turned out to be enormous and draining and then I got sick, which I still am, but at least I...
2018-04-16 16:06:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Space Opera is out and in the world today! It is the crazy Hitchhiker's Guide-meets-Eurovision thing you guys read excerpts from on this very Patreon last year! It's real and you can hold it in your h...
2018-04-10 18:02:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Consider the Iguana: A Scenework Masterclass
And a good day to you, Mad Fiction Lab! It is finally thinking about, though not committing to, being spring here in Maine....
2018-04-04 21:38:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Charmander Noodles
Hi everyone! TIME FOR FOOD AGAIN.
So this one is a real comfort dish around the Mad Fiction Lab. It’s CRAZY easy and CRAZY good and CRAZY ver...
2018-04-02 00:38:21 +0000 UTC View PostJust a quick note to let you know that I will finally be returning to regular live-tweeting of strange and possibly awful media tonight in one hour (8:30 EST).
Tonight will be Krull. I have ne...
2018-03-24 23:33:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello there Patrons! And apologies for the flood of notifications, I had no idea that would happen until, you know, it happened.
Ahem.
So it has been over a year here on Patreon. 2018-03-15 19:59:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Big and Small: Writing for Children
Greetings from the Mad Fiction Laboratory! As I write to you, Schrodinger’s Storm bears down upon us—we are warned by the weathe...
2018-03-12 00:08:35 +0000 UTC View Post
ALLCAPS COOKBOOK: The Best of All Possible Sandwiches
All right, hungry, hungry hipsters, this one is a request from Twitter.
You see, quite by accident, whilst b...
2018-03-02 00:54:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Our winner is Jennifer Doyle!
Congratulations to Jennifer. You have won:
Signed copies of Radiance (UK edition)
THE STILL UNRELEASED UPCOMING Space Opera,
A...
2018-03-01 18:11:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Say My Name, Say My Name: Naming People, Places and Things
Greetings, Laboratory Folk! It is just the most garbage part of winter here in Maine. Everything is alternate...
2018-02-12 23:31:38 +0000 UTC View Post
ALLCAPS COOKBOOK PRESENTS: Muhammara!
So I got it into my head last month that I wanted to learn how to cook a little Syrian cuisine. The fact is, most of my…erm…
Attack the Block: Writer’s Block, Easy Answers, and Hard Truths
Greetings from the Lab! It has been a roller coaster of a 2018 here, full of developments I can’t ac...
2018-01-13 16:10:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Katharine Robson, you are December's raffle winner! The Lab will be lobbing you a care package filled with signed copies of all the above books and other wonderful goodies. Please make sure we have yo...
2018-01-12 23:41:59 +0000 UTC View Post
ALL CAPS COOKBOOK PRESENTS: MUSHY PEAS!
So, mushy peas are actually kind of gross. At least, the kind you get in the chip shop. At least, they are to me. They’re a uniform mashed pota...
2018-01-09 01:40:36 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon has announced that it will not roll out the fee changes that they dropped on us last week.
I'm s...
2017-12-13 18:30:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Answer Me These Queries Three, Ere Publication You See
(posted to all patrons as a thank you for sticking with me through Patreon's fee restructuring, which affects $1 and $5 do...
2017-12-10 01:33:04 +0000 UTC View Post
ARE YOU READY TO CRANBERRRRRRY
What you need to know is that I spent approximately a million hours looking for this recipe.
I logged into two separate Yahoo account...
2017-12-09 21:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostHey, everyone.
The experiment will go up tomorrow, I have been under deadline and then, all of the sudden, Heath proposed and I am engaged. This...took some time. It's a wonderful shock and the worl...
2017-12-08 03:23:07 +0000 UTC View Post
This is an odd month for excerpts.
I've been working like crazy, but I can't show you any of it. I'm finishing Mass Effect: Annihilation, and I have an ironclad NDA. Not allowed to release ...
2017-12-02 17:09:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings Patroneers!
Way back in April we announced a LABORATORY RANDOM TEST SUBJECT POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT LOTTERY GOAL, and as announced earlier this month thanks to your incredible support we ac...
2017-11-29 18:01:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Love in the Time of Nanowrimo: Life, Books, and the Conservation of Mana
Greetings and salutations, mad fictioneers! It’s that time of year again, when the woodsmoke an...
2017-11-06 19:01:52 +0000 UTC View Post
THE ALLCAPS COOKBOOK PRESENTS: Perfect Goof-Proof Wednesday Night Steak and Peppercorn Pan Sauce
OKAY OKAY YOU GUYS.
So I like steak, RIGHT? WHO DOESN’T. But I always get ...
2017-11-03 20:51:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Thanks to the incredible generosity of all you wonderful folk, we achieved the goal we have been hovering around for a few months!
Your support really means the world to me and all of the Lab Denize...
2017-11-02 14:23:49 +0000 UTC View PostHey, everyone!
I only received one question for the September Q&A, which, combined with viewing numbers, leads me to believe that, while everyone likes watching the livestream, coming u...
2017-10-07 19:26:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Gluten-Free Orange Almond Cake with Pineapple-Bourbon Glaze
This recipe is mainly from the Great British Bake Off cookbook, with the glaze and toppings being my own twi...
2017-10-06 21:52:29 +0000 UTC View Post