I was going to scan my shot list for the montage but then I realized I had scratched everything out and it was illegible. Lesson learned, and that lesson is to drink more.
2021-08-15 23:06:48 +0000 UTC View Post
In today's lesson we learn that spying on people is actually a really fun and rewarding hobby! Also we spy on a beautiful VR Chat romance, and Erik realizes he needs to moisturize his face more oft...
2021-07-30 23:51:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Holy shit we finally made it guys. We're finally back to normal. Take a breath, relax, pour something nice for yourself and tune into this saturday class where we're learning how to act normal agai...
2021-07-17 19:32:26 +0000 UTC View PostQuarantine Erik is ready, are you? Send your DM's if you haven't already!
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2021-06-10 22:59:53 +0000 UTC View PostHello my beautiful AP Etiquette students. I understand you’re all very busy studying right now for the next pop quiz of the week, but let me bend your ears for just a moment because I am in despe...
2021-06-04 17:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
In today's lesson, I go into fucking debt because of parasocial relationships.
2021-05-31 02:49:55 +0000 UTC View Post
In today's fast-paced stressful world of depressing news headlines meant to elicit dread in all but the most apathetic reader, sometimes we have to appreciate when a headline can just make you laug...
2021-05-18 00:19:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhenever I write a lesson, I like to take it to my study with a glass of something strong and proceed to demolish it, angrily crossing out entire pages and filling the margins with chicken scratch....
2021-04-30 05:55:44 +0000 UTC View Post
This lesson had more rewrites than the bible. Maybe it was just me having a hard time saying goodbye to one of the last great websites. There really is no perfect way to encapsulate what this place...
2021-04-29 21:22:32 +0000 UTC View Post
In today's lesson, not a single window survives when Erik does the unthinkable on Twitter. Also don't worry about that Narfi scene. I was actually behind the camera telling her she's a good girl an...
2021-04-09 00:12:18 +0000 UTC View Post
This one was entirely worth it for the students in the comments telling me I sold out to big pharma. Uhhhhh yeah of COURSE I sold out to big pharma??? Who else is going to get me a new liver in ten...
2021-03-27 21:06:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Before sitting down to plan this lesson, I didn't fully understand just how much algorithms play into our daily lives. I still don't, but at least I've found my new favorite minecraft porn.
2021-02-18 17:08:32 +0000 UTC View Post
We have fire to thank for nearly everything we take for granted in our lives. But what happens when we take this glorious discovery and use it for our own twisted amusement? Well what happens is yo...
2020-12-10 22:58:27 +0000 UTC View Post
What makes the perfect ad, and what does it have to do with Rip Torn getting a blowjay? All questions will be answered during this exciting keynote presentation from CEO Salviastacks head of market...
2020-11-28 19:38:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I dunno about you guys, but my 2020 has been going fuckin GREAT. I got this sweet new gig at the Society of Etiquette, and they've got me doing fun research projects. And hey wouldn't you know, on ...
2020-11-01 03:46:11 +0000 UTC View Post
In today's lesson, we take a look at the future. Or at least what the future won't be if Erik's mission is a success. Will good and proper etiquette save the day, both there and now? Well it's only...
2020-10-02 14:09:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Today's lesson comes as Teacher Erik searches for the cure to his inability to laugh. What will it take to finally break him? Guess we'll just have to watch a bunch of fart videos and maybe have an...
2020-09-30 03:57:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Again, this is not a lesson so no patreon charges here! Now the next two days, oh yeah those will be charged.
2020-09-28 18:12:46 +0000 UTC View Post
I just wanted to let you all know I did another tweets from the class
2020-09-11 23:18:28 +0000 UTC View Post
In today's lesson, we learn that Erik might not be entirely up to date on what's going on in the world. Other than that though, he clearly has wonderful taste in music and knows exactly how to prop...
2020-08-31 15:47:46 +0000 UTC View Post
In today's lesson, we explore what makes a Karen. Is she a conglomeration of horrible attributes that we've identified in humankind? Is she forgivable? Is Karen a slur? I don't know, and that's why...
2020-08-28 16:08:16 +0000 UTC View PostOkay new lesson is here, not charging on patreon for it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnWs5I95MH4
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2020-08-01 06:55:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Yo brah I'm not gonna lie, I dunno why all these bitches are complaining about masks and shit. Like just lemme buy my avocados, I got a lot of guac to make -- and you're lucky I don't need the bott...
2020-07-21 14:09:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Why the hell is everyone shooting off rockets outside and what does that have to do with shooting at my DOG
2020-07-04 21:54:50 +0000 UTC View PostAs you all know, I recently received an amazing happy ending in regards to a youtube copyright claim. We're talking top three happy endings of my life: 2020-06-01 11:33:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Well the months are starting to bleed into each other, and all we're seeing around us is chaos. Let's allow ourselves a brief moment to just sit down and remember us the good ideas, thanks man.
2020-05-31 17:34:39 +0000 UTC View Post
I know we're all tired of hearing from folks who would like us to be super motivated right now, and to them I say NO. I'M GONNA SLEEP UNTIL 6PM
2020-05-28 20:48:30 +0000 UTC View Post
It's pretty rare that I have a lesson with loads of outtakes, but this one is absolutely un-stuffed with them. My original cut was 20 minutes and I think this is like 15 or so. I'll find a funny wa...
2020-04-30 19:35:41 +0000 UTC View Post
In today's lesson I finally post something that I feel bad about! Well not really, but it's important to seem like you feel bad about these kinds of things while secretly feeling proud.
2020-04-24 14:37:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey students, so this wasn't a full lesson until I finished both parts of the epic saga. What a goddamn month it's been! I have a lot planned for April so long as I don't run out of boxed wine and ...
2020-04-01 02:34:42 +0000 UTC View Post