Deleted Comment: "Making Verizon Ad-Friendly"
I'm real sore about cutting this comment, so please enjoy!
2017-05-30 19:21:49 +0000 UTC View Post
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Internet Comment Etiquette: "Crib Def"
In today's lesson, we see a grown man gagging while trying to do a british impression.
2017-05-01 12:43:47 +0000 UTC View PostPlenty more where this came from
found this awesome youtube rapper and thought i'd do a whole youtube video about him. hope you bounce to this shit tonight everybody, new lesson tomorrow!
2017-04-30 06:35:37 +0000 UTC View PostInternet Comment Etiquette: "Screaming Animals"
I've received countless emails asking me not to do a lesson on animals that are screaming. I've heard that it's overdone. That it's a grey area that should not be touched by comedians. I say to that: ...
2017-04-27 14:26:21 +0000 UTC View PostInternet Comment Etiquette: "Mansplaining"
You might notice that something's different between this video and the wine spill blooper I put up earlier. See the problem is I forgot to actually make my video funny, and while I probably didn't act...
2017-03-29 15:30:49 +0000 UTC View PostEtiqueExtraCrediquette: I spilled fucking wine all over my dick and butt all at once
This video tells the story of what it looks like when things behind the scenes don't go as planned! Also, 70% of all my raw footage is me adjusting my hair as you can see here.
2017-03-21 09:00:38 +0000 UTC View PostInternet Comment Etiquette: "Weed Channels"
I got so high during this lesson that I actually watched the entire Sinbad Shazaam movie in my head
2017-02-28 14:13:43 +0000 UTC View PostInternet Comment Etiquette: "The Mandela Effect"
Well shit I forgot to post this over here when I uploaded to Youtube. Sorry folks! Stay tuned for the next lesson on WEED SMOKIN
2017-02-18 11:37:37 +0000 UTC View PostDick Rap Track 1!
Hey guys, hope you enjoy the first of many rap songs all about different ways my dick don't work. I say first of many because I forgot to put a limit on how many of these I would do, so it looks li...
2017-01-30 00:14:10 +0000 UTC View PostInternet Comment Etiquette: "Movie Trailers"
This one's really special because I finally went too far with the dog jokes and now I probably can't make dog jokes anymore for a while. Also there's a teaser for this kickstarter movie or whatever. H...
2017-01-20 12:36:20 +0000 UTC View PostInternet Comment Etiquette: "Learning to Hate"
Happy new year folks! I'm posting this on Erik's behalf, he still hasn't come back from his end of the year cabin trip. I'm sure we'll see him soon.
-Mark Dice
2017-01-01 04:51:28 +0000 UTC View PostInternet Comment Etiquette: "Medical Advice"
This one has a few minutes of deleted comments, including the birth of Docta Moneystacks himself. Lemme just get over this cold and I'll pop it up here just like I popped a not when I saw Trump's cabi...
2016-12-19 16:59:47 +0000 UTC View PostInternet Comment Etiquette: "Sex Ed"
I had to brush up on my sex ed knowledge while researching my first dick rap EP, and found some truly interesting revelations about the state of sex ed online. I also may have pissed off a bunch of ol...
2016-12-01 01:43:38 +0000 UTC View PostInternet Comment Etiquette: "Nice Guys"
You've probably seen this guy on your facebook feed talking about how women always pick the bad boy. Well he's right, and I'm the bad boy.
*zooms away on a motorcycle made of women*
2016-11-23 13:41:36 +0000 UTC View PostDoing Vice on Salvia!
So I did this thing with a show called hamilton's pharmacopeia, where they came over and interviewed me about the salvia vids I made way back when George W. Bush was still president. Remember that? Ha...
2016-11-12 10:33:17 +0000 UTC View PostElection Especial!
Hey guys get out there and vote as many times as you can! Magic Crystals 2016 drink melted tires everyday.
2016-11-08 21:35:37 +0000 UTC View PostDeleted Robot Abuse
I hate to delete moments of robot getting blasted with projectiles, but this fucking lesson just ran too long. So robot had to go. In its own way, this was the ultimate abuse.
2016-10-21 14:14:30 +0000 UTC View PostALEX JONES
I've wanted to do an episode on Alex Jones for years. In that time I've written this lesson a million different ways, but the thing that I always seemed to settle on in every version, is that this guy...
2016-10-21 13:12:45 +0000 UTC View PostInternet Comment Etiquette: "How to Apologize Online"
I thought I was going to have a king's share of bonus material for this one but it turns out I love myself too much and made the whole video 16 minutes HURRAH!
2016-10-01 03:24:39 +0000 UTC View PostInternet Comment Etiquette: News Websites!
Well I fucking hated editing this! I cut out about six minutes of footage, which I can't wait to shove down your throats disguised as bonus material for being a Patreon backer! jk it'll be funny
2016-09-23 18:57:16 +0000 UTC View PostJuly Wrap Up! (finally)
I almost forgot what the hell even happened in July, and the answer is sadly "not much." Although Veronica did jump on skype with me here to thank everybody, and there's some extra footage of robot ge...
2016-09-07 00:17:40 +0000 UTC View PostInternet Comment Etiquette: "How to be a Critic"
We've all got a little critic inside of us. Watch how to unleash that angry small monster in a way that affects everyone but yourself!
2016-08-30 19:14:31 +0000 UTC View PostUncensored Advertisements!
I unblurred the sex toy vid, in case you wanted to see what that looks like? Lots of deleted scenes for this one too, doing a video for you guys on that this week for the long forgotten monthly update...
2016-08-25 16:05:03 +0000 UTC View PostInternet Comment Etiquette: "Advertisements"
In this lesson I tricked everyone into turning off their adblock! Uncensored version on the way for that one scene with the fuck toys.
2016-08-25 14:58:27 +0000 UTC View PostWeed Talk with Erik July 2016
In this months Weed Talk, we're gonna figure out wtf happens when you teamkill the same person a dozen times in a row.
2016-08-20 05:26:28 +0000 UTC View PostCooking With Salvia: "Perfect Cast Iron Steak"
Alright everyone as you all know we hit the 600 dollar goal where I do a monthly cooking show, and I'm so excited that we reached this goal. You might not know this about me, but I love to cook. It's ...
2016-08-13 06:30:42 +0000 UTC View PostDrunk Patreon Update $69
Hey guys I'm drunk off some white wine at 3:40 AM and it really, just really makes me think about how much I appreciate you all. You guys are fucking awesome. From the live chats we've had, to the com...
2016-08-05 10:50:55 +0000 UTC View PostInternet Comment Etiquette: SCOTT BAIO APPRECIATION STATION
Every now and then, a celebrity from our past resurfaces and it's our duty to make sure they get as appreciated as possible. #thanksscottbaio
AMA livestream on Monday!
2016-08-04 13:07:06 +0000 UTC View PostDoing an AMA soon for a video and I want to livestream for you guys
I'm bringing back subreddit of the week, hopefully to go up next week, and I'm covering our very own http://reddit.com/r/int...
2016-07-31 06:17:05 +0000 UTC View PostInternet Comment Etiquette: "Children's Entertainment Online"
I may have gone off the rails a bit in this one. I just hope you all know that I will always abuse my robot son.
2016-07-29 12:01:09 +0000 UTC View Post