The Nominee
shortly after confirmation the other eight justices went missing
Don't forget: 2020-10-01 17:00:31 +0000 UTC View Post
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The Adjudication Squad vs. Cruel Multiverse Syndrome
White Batman is a dick.
We've got *NEW* enamel bunnies pins and SFAM books in stock! Check it:
Team Force Alpha: Depression Pals
Hey there patrons! Just wanted to let you know about some changes I'm making around here.
From now on, the bonus monthly comic will be TEAM FORCE ALPHA, a semiautobiographical comic I've been...
2020-09-08 19:51:21 +0000 UTC View Post
RumbleBeasts 002: Rotterdam
Welcome to the second installment of my new premium Patreon feature, RumbleBeasts! RumbleBeasts are the adorable, trainable fighting pets you keep in your balls. They are definitely not Pokem...
2020-08-13 00:07:10 +0000 UTC View PostRumbleBeasts 001: Fungible
Welcome to my new premium Patreon feature, RumbleBeasts! RumbleBeasts are the adorable, trainable fighting pets you keep in your balls. They are definitely not Pokemon, not even a little.
Fun...
2020-08-10 23:07:26 +0000 UTC View PostGross Encounters
That guy is a real person from the real world, the dialogue in the first panel is verbatim what I heard him say in the supermarket checkout line. Those are the clothes he was wearing. That is his r...
2020-08-05 08:19:02 +0000 UTC View PostMaster of All Elements
I am looking forward to Netflix’s live action adaptation of Avatar: The Last Airbender, a retelling of the beloved classic with none of the words, voice acting or animation that made the original...
2020-07-24 11:30:42 +0000 UTC View PostTier Rewards
Hey y'all. I'm in the middle of rejiggering the tier rewards but before I do that I want to make sure I'm all caught up on the rewards you're already owed.
Please let me know if you're due an...
2020-07-16 16:56:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Faster and Faster
mist of quarks is my favorite sigourney weaver film
2020-06-23 04:42:27 +0000 UTC View PostGoats Book 4 Kickstarter Address Finalization
Hey! Just posting this for any of you who may have been a backer for the Goats 4 Kickstarter but haven't gotten your rewards yet. Please fill out this form and let us know if your address has chang...
2020-06-13 05:46:36 +0000 UTC View PostHarry Potter and the Poorly Chosen Career
“vaginas are extremely real,” muttered JK’s self-insert to nobody in particular
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Second Responders
butt doctor, I am pagliacci
fuck the police
2020-06-05 18:44:23 +0000 UTC View PostEncounter At The Taco Bell
This is an entirely partially true story that happened to me at the Taco Bell. Edited for length and entertainment value. Enjoy.
2020-05-26 23:29:31 +0000 UTC
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Press Griefing
everybody knows a snake tricked the bible guy, right? and that takes brains
Animal Distancing
Timmy and Tommy are creepy as fuck. I'm sorry, they are.
Solidarity Class
democracy is important right up until it becomes slightly inconvenient
The Virus
but then a magic pony appeared and everyone received adequate medical care at a fair and reasonable price without overtaxing the system and survived happily ever after. the end
2020-03-17 07:38:04 +0000 UTC
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Sloth
sloth 2: killing time coming to a theater near you, eventually, some day in the far future
2020-02-24 06:39:13 +0000 UTC View PostBird Guy’s Burden
ha ha just kidding you’ll be wide awake when it happens
2020-01-08 04:12:55 +0000 UTC
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JK Rowling and the League of Disappointing Authors
Actually the saddest six words in english are “baby shoes. I came in those”
Merry Christmas! See you all back here next year. Thanks for making it all possible, as always.
... 2019-12-24 03:17:22 +0000 UTC View PostThe Mandatory Fun
baby yoda died on the way back to his home planet
If you're looking for holiday presents, don't wait! ...
2019-12-16 18:27:57 +0000 UTC View PostSuper-Relatable Man
Not many people know that kryptonite is only the second most toxic thing Superman can be exposed to.
2019-12-09 22:30:49 +0000 UTC View PostEpic MegaHaiku SeptupleFest '19
We're catching up all at once on backburnered haiku. Here's seven of them. Strap in. Here we go.
if you give a mouse
a cookie that mouse will want
socialist reforms 2019-11-25 06:44:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Dark Reflector #3: The Hack
Welcome to another installment of Dark Reflector, our scary anthology series about the badness of tech and how bad it is. On a scale from one to ten, it's insidious.
These bonus comics are fr...
2019-11-22 09:27:39 +0000 UTC View PostDark Reflector #2: The Invention
Welcome to another installment of Dark Reflector, our scary anthology series about the badness of tech and how bad it is. It's pretty bad.
These bonus comics are free for all patrons un...
2019-11-09 04:34:25 +0000 UTC View Post