Abyssal Scavenger
Everywhere in D&D has dogs, and these are the dogs of the abyss. They've got heads that split sideways and can put your whole head into their head. They are good boys.
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2022-07-15 18:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Everywhere in D&D has dogs, and these are the dogs of the abyss. They've got heads that split sideways and can put your whole head into their head. They are good boys.
Homebrewery L...
2022-07-15 18:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostI'm breaking my usual post schedule because I'm really excited about these sumbitches and I can't sit on them for two months while I wait to clear my post queue. Here's 24 giant variants with art, ...
2022-07-14 20:23:20 +0000 UTC View PostAll right, something cool with art and lore. We love to see it.
Homebrewery Link: 2022-07-14 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Damn I've got more of these lame no-art posts in the tank than I thought. This is a pretty fun monster though. It's a walking mouth like a Xorn, but its mouth is connected straight to the void at t...
2022-07-13 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe ephemeral hangman is a aberrant tentacle monster version of the shadow. The accretor is a variant with gravity powers.
Homebrewery Link: 2022-07-12 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
More queue clearing. The good stuff is coming, I promise, but here we've got something truly stupid. In the bygone days of AD&D, some wizard said "hey what if I breed these jaguars with salaman...
2022-07-11 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostHomebrewery: https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/share/1EaadhKZZUm2DvjB6d...
2022-07-08 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostPatron naverag has converted Conflux Creatures 1.6 into a .json file that can be imported into 5etools for those of you who have been craving a digital toolset to work with.
To use the file, ...
2022-07-07 18:06:11 +0000 UTC View PostHomebrewery Link: https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/share/1HCX-28_zCCoc...
2022-07-07 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostAnother widget in your wildshape utility belt, with a CR 1/2 option for Find Steed.
Homebrewery Link: 2022-07-06 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
All right, throwback post to clear the queue, we've got some Bone Knights here. Bone knights are a kind of martial necromantic champion that fight alongside undead but (usually) aren't the necroman...
2022-07-05 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostHomebrewery Link: https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/share/19Tk0WwBfm1Pk...
2022-07-04 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI've still got a few of the old format that I'm going to be sprinkling through this month, but this is going to be what posts look like from now on, with my snark mostly replaced with art and lore ...
2022-07-01 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post869 monsters! Gradually climbing towards that thousand mark, though the rate's gonna be slowing down a bit because starting this month I'm gonna be taking weekends off posting. That said, this mont...
2022-07-01 07:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostThe umbral blot is just a sphere of annihilation, except it secretly is sentient and hates you.
2022-06-30 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostPolukranos is a celestial hydra in MTG lore that was killed, then broke his chains in the underworld to seek revenge. This version does that too, but I've accelerated the timetable a bit. Also, he ...
2022-06-29 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostA dragon turtle is a sea monster, so I tried to make it feel properly sea-monstery. It is basically the ideal monster for a big ship-to-monster fight, so load those ships up with harpoon ballista a...
2022-06-28 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostSo a neogi's bite makes you swell up and become immobile so it can lay eggs in you which then hatch and eat you from the inside. Thankfully the "You" in this story is usually just the oldest, smart...
2022-06-27 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostNeogi are nasty spider-eel aliens with pharyngeal jaws like a xenomorph that do some general psionic shenanigans. Their main thing, though, is body horror (like every other D&D monster, I guess...
2022-06-26 18:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostD&D loves to blur the lines between oozes and undead, and one idea it keeps coming back to is the blood ooze; just a big chunk of nasty blood. All three of these have the same basic concept: Th...
2022-06-25 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostSome mimics get so big you can go inside them; hence the ship and house-hunter mimic. These fellas are what you want for your all-mimic dungeon. Also notable, these guys speak common and aren't nec...
2022-06-24 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostTheoretically all mimics are the same kind of thing, but a mimic is a complex enough monster that you just can't fit all the things it can do into a single stat block, so I'm doing different ones d...
2022-06-23 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI think the modern consensus is that Dracorex and Stygimoloch were just juvenile Pachycephalosauruses before its skull gets chonky enough to swallow all the spikes, but the names are too cool not t...
2022-06-22 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI struggled for a long time for what to do with a shrub before I thought of rustling and throwing rocks, and now I'm deeply in love with them.
Homebrewery Link: 2022-06-21 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
T-Rex can't be the only top-dog in the dino family. Joining him we've got therazinosaurus, one of the wildest looking dinos ever to exist. This thing had meter-long claws walkin around like Edward ...
2022-06-21 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostThe sahuagin mawtouched is a fun two-headed wereshark I used in my campaign, basically equivalent to Iakhovas from Sea of Fallen Stars, The Sea Devil's Eye, and a couple of other older adventures.<...
2022-06-20 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostIn keeping with the ancap billionaire theme, the older steel dragons will temporarily free you from the conditions they impose on you, and in the process convince you that they're your friend. They...
2022-06-19 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostSteel dragons are "anarchists" in that they oppose the hierarchy that gold dragons would like to impose, but they hoard land and capital so they really just oppose any hierarchy that doesn't put th...
2022-06-18 18:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post