In a huge cavern, home to only a swarm of giant large bats for many years, the stillness of the underground was broken as new people moved into the area. A dwarven drill machine broke through the w...
2025-02-09 19:12:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe sun rose on a bleak and dreary day, mostly obscured by clouds and rain. Marceline grinned, it was perfect for drilling the new troops. They'd last longer with the rain cooling them down, and be...
2025-02-06 20:59:37 +0000 UTC View PostButcher Volume 1 is heading to the narrator. It's slated to come out in July.
But...I need a tagline! A clever quip. Something niftier than "Welcome to Sedgewick." Much as I felt that was appro...
The old caverns that had been silent for almost a millennia were now disturbed by the loud sounds of enthusiastic children stacking fifty-pound ingots of Deep Copper. They had diligently practiced ...
2025-02-04 00:52:51 +0000 UTC View PostVern didn't run, he could only sort of lean forward and shuffle along faster.
The short distance to the hill exasperated Marceline with his constant need for breaks. "No one is this out of ...
After their latest adventures in the Pit of the Butcher, the group split up. Rolly and Squirmie were off to play Shepherd to the growing flocks around Sedgewick. Ozzy was heading to the Butcher's G...
2025-02-01 04:01:40 +0000 UTC View Post"Back it out! The drill head is overheating again! We melt another one and we'll fall even further behind!"
With much cursing and arguing, the Tunnel Tyrant crew disengaged the drill head's ...
Milo had a million thoughts running through his head, and so much to do, but...his foot itched! The pain from losing his foot had been terrible, but he had focused on it and shoved it to the si...
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them doggies rollin'
Rawhide
Vern was woken up at six in the morning by the...
There may be a second half to this chapter coming, or it might become 475 on the length, but here's this part for now.
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The Many-Drinks tribe of goblins had tr...
Milo ran back to the group. "We have Snake trouble. It's not as big as the last one I fought, but it's been corrupted and mostly transformed. Looks old and clunky, but that could be deceiving. And ...
2025-01-19 19:52:21 +0000 UTC View PostAfter making thoroughly sure that nothing was left alive and no more of the things were coming out of the hole Milo went to the small camp where Brutus and the girls were recovering. Buttercup was ...
2025-01-17 04:16:05 +0000 UTC View PostCuriosity got the better of Milo and he waited to see what emerged. He should have been able to see what it was, darkness didn't affect his sight. But something was keeping the outlines of the crea...
2025-01-14 00:26:51 +0000 UTC View PostThe surviving minions that worked for Grinder argued as they scraped what was left of their boss off the floor and tossed him into bags to haul over to Oink. Oink didn't like working with cooked me...
2025-01-13 11:57:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Grinder, Sausage Beast of the Pit, Monstrous Level 20 Butcher Boss
(Minions, Monstrously Strong, Extra Health, Physical Resistance to punctures and bludgeoning.)
2025-01-11 02:55:11 +0000 UTC
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Sorry for delays, still sick, but can at least write now.
Senior Engineer Milo was seen everywhere for two hours before he hopped on board a fast train to the Uptop. He visited each of t...
Ozzy surged forward towards Grinder, noting that while the other Butcher looked like a large, ungainly monster, he didn't move like one. He kept his balance while kicking minions out of his way and...
2025-01-09 19:01:19 +0000 UTC View PostI'm thinking of making changes to my Patreon Tiers, and wondering if people in the Free tier were interested in these options.
2025-01-08 22:58:02 +0000 UTC View PostAnd no, despite Patreon constantly telling me to keep up with inflation and raise my prices, I'm not thinking about it. (They really do, it's annoying.)
Currently, there's some work in havin...
Milo found himself hustled off to the pre-surgery scrub room and given a crash course in scrubbing for surgery: Rhebus style. The first step involved a shower using a decontamination booth that not...
2025-01-08 04:27:56 +0000 UTC View PostSorry for the delays. Still sick, but can at least write now.
Ozzy was leaning against the bony carcass of Hungry Dog and catching his breath, thankful that he no longer had holes in his lun...
Back to my regular schedule. This one took forever, I kept getting distracted with dives into the internet researching odd things and suddenly it was nearly the next day.
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Had fun with this one.
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Ricardo was trying to come up with a day that had sucked worse than this one but was drawing a blank. Granting, his thinking process had a l...
The change in the alphabet from excited children having fun to focused professionals happened in less than a minute. Part of Belinda watched as all of them began to focus and work together. Onyx pr...
2024-12-29 23:38:34 +0000 UTC View PostPlans were not finalized until Christmas Eve when it was finally decided that we would rise at 6 am, pack up everything under the tree and the five of us would drive to Baltimore, unpack the car, a...
2024-12-27 03:08:03 +0000 UTC View PostThis time of year is a bit stressful for me. I own stores, and the workload gets hectic and goes right up to Christmas Eve. Thankfully, not in a mall anymore. Used to work 6 am to midnight for a c...
2024-12-24 05:47:19 +0000 UTC View PostThe last part. Squeezed it out tonight.
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VP Belmont held up a hand, "Let's back up a bit. You and Vernon have been feuding for months, you've proven to us yo...
Whew! Didn't expect this one to go so long, and still not done!
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A smiling security guard and large nurse met Uncle Vern as he left the room wh...
The ACME Corporation had seventeen different board rooms of varying sizes, importance, and age. When part of the Board of Directors met, the room used gave clues as to what was being discussed and ...
2024-12-19 03:20:56 +0000 UTC View PostLong after the evening had set, two dozen workers set out from their homes for Gadobhra. It was time to butcher. The recent 'upgrade' in the Barony only formally announced what the butchers and hun...
2024-12-17 02:22:56 +0000 UTC View Post