Dungeon Tour Guide ch. 33
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“I need cover and time!” Troy shouted. ...
2022-09-27 22:12:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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Dungeon Tour Guide ch. 32
“The name’s Lucas,” I introduced myself. “Tour guide for this dungeon.”
“Tour guide?” the [Sharpshooter] asked. “That’s the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard.”
Dungeon Tour Guide ch. 31
EDITED 9/24: Read the latter half of it again to see the edits. TL;DR a rude level 2 [Sharpshooter] man shows up to the dungeon and catches up to the party, who're resting after the parkour...
2022-09-24 04:19:23 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Tour Guide ch. 30
I just had to ask for trouble, didn’t I?
The sun was still pink on the horizon, the early-morning breeze cold but comfortable as it brushed against my skin. In the distance, animal...
2022-09-22 17:12:11 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Tour Guide ch. 29
Name: Lucas
Class: [Dungeon Core] lv. 3
Spells (ordered by: used recently)
[Spawn Monster]: D
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2022-09-22 14:13:05 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Tour Guide ch. 28
“This might take some time to explain,” Lisa said. “I would advise we take a moment to recollect ourselves first.”
I could understand what she really meant by that. She couldn’t act...
2022-09-21 20:44:40 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Tour Guide ch. 27
“Fuck!” Ryan shouted.
Time slowed down, my dungeon-half and human-half working in harmony to think as fast as possible so that I could figure out how to heal the [Elite Knight] while also...
2022-09-21 03:12:51 +0000 UTC View PostHeretical Oaths 17.P
Clara had thought she’d known the risks of this going in. She’d been one of Aedi’s Chosen all her life, yes, her bond strengthened ever since that fateful morning decades ago when the god had...
2022-09-20 01:48:10 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Tour Guide ch. 26
EDITED TO CLARIFY ASPECTS OF THE ARI AND THE NATURE OF DUNGEONS
It ended up taking fifteen minutes to integrate the ARI into my interface. Before that, I’d tried to award h...
2022-09-18 14:46:45 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Tour Guide ch. 25
EDITED TO CLARIFY THE ARI
“Most… popular?” I asked. “In the kingdom? How would that work? So far as I know, Minus One—ergh, that’s a bit awkward to say out loud, ...
2022-09-16 16:41:30 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Tour Guide ch. 24
Within six hours of Iris Alder’s departure, the Guild came. I’d been half-expecting a visitor when I sensed the first person step into the safe zone, but to be completely honest I thought it wo...
2022-09-13 17:52:26 +0000 UTC View PostHeretical Oaths 17.6: Escalation VI
“You’ve learned,” Nishi said. “You’ve progressed far beyond my expectations.”
“So I have,” I said. “And you’ve grown closer.”
“Indeed I have. And you appear to h...
2022-09-11 15:55:07 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Tour Guide ch. 23
“Not an adventurer?” Rose’s mother said. “Would you care to explain?”
“The name’s Lucas,” I introduced myself, bowing ever so slightly. “I’m bound to this dungeon, and I a...
2022-09-09 04:35:36 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Tour Guide ch. 22
“Was it hard to get?” I asked. “I can compensate you if you need it.”
“Oh, come off it,” Rose replied, nudging me lightly. “You already overpaid us to shit, this is just me retu...
2022-09-08 03:20:22 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Tour Guide ch. 21
There was a fair amount of work to be done on the dungeon. For one, the room that had formerly been a pseudo-jungle gym with plenty of snakes kind of just wasn’t there anymore. I could t...
2022-09-05 02:56:07 +0000 UTC View PostHeretical Oaths 17.5: Escalation V
The oathtongue had the wrath of the betrayed behind it. As it pulsed across the room, I felt it out, the taste of alignment crossing my lips. Orchid was one of Ditas’. Not one I had hated all too...
2022-09-03 18:48:29 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Tour Guide ch. 20
The two of us sat on twin outcroppings of rock, conveniently placed just outside the first room. Speaking in the entrance room was a bit of a necessity, given that the entirety of the first room ha...
2022-09-01 03:18:24 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Tour Guide ch. 19
The cavern was an utter loss. I was probably going to have to redesign the first challenge room from the ground up, a prospect that filled me with equal parts exasperation and excitement. Losing wo...
2022-08-28 22:47:29 +0000 UTC View PostHeretical Oaths 17.4: Escalation IV
As I stepped back into baseline reality, the floaty high that I’d been feeling from the god’s influence dimmed a little. Most of it was still there, but the headiest bits faded into the backgro...
2022-08-25 14:50:05 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Tour Guide ch. 18
Fuck, fuck, fuck! I couldn’t deny that that had been a helpful spell, though I was going to have to ask Rose how in the hell she’d actually managed to use it. Still, involving them in ...
2022-08-24 16:57:46 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Tour Guide ch. 17
This was, to put it lightly, a suboptimal situation. The [Astral Monk] vastly outclassed me in firepower and mobility both—there was going to be no trapping her in a hole and then dropping a rock...
2022-08-24 16:56:34 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Tour Guide ch. 16
[You have died.]
[Special skill conditions met.]
[Special skill [Divine Healer] activating.]
[Channel to divinity create...
2022-08-24 16:56:02 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Tour Guide ch. 15
“Welcome to the first room,” I said, trying to ensure my facade of calmness wasn’t breaking. “This is an introductory course to less linear combat, which few lower-level parties have had mu...
2022-08-24 16:55:17 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Tour Guide ch. 14
“Good luck!” Rose said, giving me a wave. “And thank you again! We’ll make sure to get you more good stuff for the next time we come!”
“Thank you,” I said, having finally manage...
2022-08-24 16:54:49 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Tour Guide ch. 13
“What do you mean, you can’t let them in here?” I asked. “And how did they clear but not the dungeon?”
“Give me a moment to explain,” Lisa said, sitting down on a convenient pie...
2022-08-24 16:54:09 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Tour Guide ch. 12
“This is what we call tunnel vision, by the way!” I shouted, trying to make myself heard over Ryan’s horrified screaming and the pseudo-hydra’s hissing. “Never take your attention off the...
2022-08-24 16:53:17 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Tour Guide ch. 11
“Okay, I could technically use [Song of Displacement] two or three times,” Rose said. She was sitting on the edge of the safe zone, kicking her feet over the water as if there weren’t a whole...
2022-08-24 16:50:28 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Tour Guide ch. 10
Name: Lucas
Class: [Dungeon Core] lv. 2
Spells
[Spawn Monster]: D-
> [Spawn Snake]: D 2022-08-24 00:46:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Dungeon Tour Guide ch. 9
With only a day to work on the dungeon, I hadn’t been able to add that much. I had a work-in-progress room that I’d set to one side, but that one wasn’t going to be able to be unveiled for a ...
2022-08-24 00:44:08 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Tour Guide ch. 8
The morning after the adventurers had come, I was ready to start experimenting with the dungeon again. I’d spent the bulk of the night reading books, trying on clothes, and figuring out if there ...
2022-08-24 00:43:21 +0000 UTC View Post