Batman Housewife Catwoman TG 3
Alfred: "Master Bruce?"
Batman: "Al...fred? I...I...need to see Selena. Only she can fix this..."
Alfred: "At what cost?"
Batman: "My dignity..."
Alfred: "Master Bruce?"
Batman: "Al...fred? I...I...need to see Selena. Only she can fix this..."
Alfred: "At what cost?"
Batman: "My dignity..."
Catwoman: "Wow. The powers of Iris are more impressive than I even imagined."
Batman: "Wha...what happene...oh my god..."
Catwoman: "Now Batman, settle down. I just want you to follow y...
2024-02-16 17:44:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "End this wild life, Selena! You're not wicked. Find a noble life. Settle down. Find a husband. Have children and raise them."
Catwoman: "Oh Batman, is that a noble life? The wom...
2024-02-16 17:31:15 +0000 UTC View Post
(Stephanie O'Hara, the billionaire tech CEO who's wealth was rivalling Bruce Wayne, and who's stock was rocketing in the business sector, turned from her newest and most prized asset).
Batman...
2024-02-13 18:41:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Servant: "Mistress Desmona, the Batman is resisting his training. He is quite defiant."
Mistress Desmona: "The Batman will not be a problem my dear child. He will be subservient to me just li...
2024-02-13 18:05:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Gordon! Don't shoot! Please! It's me, Batman!"
Gordon: "Hands on your head girl. You know something about Batman's disappearance? Talk!"
Batman: "The unusual amount of disappea...
2024-02-08 18:43:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Mad Scientist: "Are you tired of being told you're uptight? Feeling despondent and often boring? My new machine will bring you to life. All your inhibitions will be released. But don't listen to me...
2024-02-05 20:22:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Cop: "We caught this one in the act. Giving head to some guy in the alleyway."
Batman: "You don't understand. I need to speak to Gordon. If I don't meet my quota this is permanent. I'm Batman...
2024-01-20 14:50:14 +0000 UTC View Post
(The Stepford Wife walks Batman down the hallway, leading the Dark Knight to his new husband).
The Stepford Wife: "You seem nervous, Batman."
Batman: "I'm sorry Madame Stepford. I just ...
2024-01-18 17:17:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Stepford Trainer: "Excellent Batman! You've once again mastered your training. That's a A in shopping. Just like your training in Manners, Cooking and Baking, and Hosting. I think you're ready." 2024-01-18 16:57:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "You...you wont get away with this."
The Stepford Wife: "Oh pish posh Batman. Look at you now. You are completely de-mascunalized. You are no longer the Dark Knight. Now sleep my dear...
2024-01-18 16:42:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Impossible. How did you do this?"
The Stepford Wife: "Welcome to the Stepford Life, Batman."
Batman: "My desire to fight back...fading...I'm..."
The Stepford Wife: "You'r...
2024-01-18 16:19:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "We need to get you out of here now! There's no time to waste. You're men. You need to remember..."
The Stepford Wife: "Well, well, well. It's the Batman. Try to take what is mine and...
2024-01-18 15:59:43 +0000 UTC View Post
BatMite: "You're pregant!"
Batman: "You didn't..."
BatMite: "I actually didn't! But you and Gordon couldn't be separated yesterday. This wasn't my plan!"
Batman: "I can't change b...
2024-01-10 17:52:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "What happened...the donuts...something in them..."
BatMite: "Well you and the Commish had quite the night. The chemistry between the two of you is just electric. And when you said "p...
2024-01-09 20:08:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Detectives: "Hey Bats! Welcome to the police force. Didn't think you'd have to start your way from the bottom did ya?"
Batman (to himself): This is a nightmare. He's made me a junior member o...
2024-01-09 19:42:05 +0000 UTC View Post
BatMite: "He's sad, Batman! A hero makes sacrifices! Do it for your old friend Gordy! I promise you'll love what I have planned!"
Batman: "That's the fear. You're always trouble. You want me ...
2024-01-09 16:56:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Gordon: "You think he's in on it?"
Batman: "If trafficking is involved, the Penguin isn't far behind."
Gordon: "Gotham never rests. I don't have enough cigarettes in the pack to deal wi...
2024-01-09 16:48:53 +0000 UTC View Post
The Manipulator: "That's it, Batman. Continue to sleep. Right now your mind is being filled with pure pleasure. You are a beautiful young woman. Taken care of and protected by a generous old man. E...
2023-12-30 18:27:07 +0000 UTC View Post
The Kidnapper: "There we go, Batman. The serum has done its work. You are now just like the other captives."
Batman: "Mphhhhphpmhphppphhhhhh!!!!"
The Kidnapper: "You are intelligent eno...
2023-12-30 04:09:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Customer: "So you were the Batman?"
Batman: "I was. But I'm a bunnygirl now. Don't worry. I'm harmless and I need the cash or the Penguin will punish me. Just remember that you have me for a ...
2023-12-19 03:22:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Penguin: "How did you enjoy your time with Crusher and Bruiser, Bats? They live up to their names, eh?"
Batman: "Ye...yes...Mr. Cobblepot. Th...th...thank you Mr. Bruiser and Mmmm...Mr. Crush...
2023-12-16 04:18:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "The changes are real. I'm fully a woman. And he's left me in this room for days. Letting me stew. What's worse, the changes must be mental too. I'm too scared to escape. He must have some ...
2023-12-15 17:08:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Eeeeeeeeepppppp!!!! What did you do to me! Unhand me now!"
Penguin: "Never thought I'd be mandhandlin' ya like this, Bats? You're no Bat now, just a bunny. And proud new employee of ...
2023-12-15 15:19:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "How is this possible? How did you get so strong?"
Penguin: "Am I getting stronger? Or are you getting weaker? Haha! You haven't noticed the changes yet. Don't worry, in just a few se...
2023-12-15 15:04:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Hmmmmm...what happened....mmmmmm...where...am...I?
Doctor: "How do you feel, Batman?"
Batman: "Mmmmmmm...I feeel sooooo gooooodddd...but who are you....mmmmmmm...soooo gooooood...
2023-12-14 18:52:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Woman: "Hello Batman, we thought we'd make this easier on you. My boss is extremely interested in you. So instead of you having to find the missing girls, we'll bring you right to them."
Batm...
2023-12-14 18:01:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Mayor Hill: "Stunning. It's still so hard to believe that the grandmother before me is the Batman. Go ahead Batman, you may speak freely."
Batman: "Hamilton...you monster. I'm in the body of ...
2023-12-14 15:43:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Scientist: "Come now, this way, Batman. That's it."
Batman: "Where is...Hamilton?"
Scientist: "Don't worry, you'll see your husband soon. We just want to do a few checks to see that you...
2023-11-29 16:26:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Mayor Hill: "He looks the same!"
Scientist: "I assure you Mr. Mayor, there has been tremendous progress. The Batman is in stasis right now, and completely harmless. The chemicals and sensory ...
2023-11-29 15:50:27 +0000 UTC View Post