The Artist: "Oh, your interruption couldn't have turned out better, Batman. I came to steal this priceless piece. A rare and unique work. And now, not only is the painting mine, but you are the pai...
2023-10-19 16:41:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Ms. Fairyday: "So what will you do, Batman?"
Batman: "I will wait here for however long it takes for my Prince Charming to find me."
Ms. Fairyday: "Precisely Batman. And what will happe...
2023-10-18 19:47:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Robin: "He proposed? What? What happened then?"
Batman: "The only thing that could. I said...yes."
Robin: "But Batman! You can't!"
Batman: "I have to. He impregnated us. He's the ...
2023-10-14 17:42:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Robin: "What do we do now, Batman? This Swapper character has us in no condition to fight. I can barely walk."
Batman: "We underestimated him and now we have to play his game. We can't ...
2023-10-13 14:15:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Yeah, for the hundreth damn time, I'm Batman. Falcone did this to me and made me one of his girls. So hurry up, pay up, and take your clothes off. If we don't have sex a lotta people are g...
2023-10-03 03:39:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Lola Lasagne: "Come now, Batman. We have a purchase. You were quite the fetch. The men have agreed to share you for a record fee. Remember, you are a simple farm girl. You will act with complete gr...
2023-10-03 03:19:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Lola Lasagna: "As you can see, she is a young girl in prime of health. Her breasts suit your request: firm, but fitting of a meagre peasant girl. She presents wide hips, perfect for child bearing i...
2023-10-03 02:59:35 +0000 UTC View Post
The Make-Up Artist: "Behold Gotham! The Batman has been unmasked. And he is ever so pretty."
Batman: "What did you do? Who are you? I...I...I'll still fight you...I'll..."
The Make-Up A...
2023-09-25 16:45:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Surrender now. I don't have time to waste on pretenders like you. Violent criminals are on the loose. Just end this now and I'll make this less painful."
The Make-Up Artist: "Oh Batm...
2023-09-25 16:33:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Lola Lasagne: "Now Batman, I'll need you to step out of your quarters this instant. Mr. Cobblepot's buyers are here and they've spent good money for this showing. All of our hard work will be on di...
2023-09-23 03:30:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Penguin: "Lola! You've given up so soon? We had a deal! You said..."
Lola: "The job is done Oswald. You said it would be a challenge. He submitted just like the others. We will unveil the new...
2023-09-22 18:30:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Who...ugh...are you? What did you...do to me?"
Lola Lasagne: "Oh Batman. Mr. Cobblepot tells me that you just don't show the proper manners for high society. That simply cannot stand...
2023-09-22 18:22:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "You...hahahaha....bastard...you didn't do enough alrea...haha...dy...you gassed me! I can't stop finding...haha...everything funny hahahahahahaha."
Joker: "Even you being incredibly ...
2023-09-22 17:19:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Joker: "Brucey! I thought I'd drop by the mansion and check on your progress! Don't think I didn't notice the brilliant robbery on the docks. I'm so proud of you! You're a criminal now just like me...
2023-09-15 03:37:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Alfred: "Master Bruce, you're forgetting yourself."
Batman: "I can't fight it Alfred. The venom is circulating throughout my entire body. Including my brain. Every signal is a signal to eat."...
2023-09-15 03:15:18 +0000 UTC View Post
(Alfred answers the door).
Alfred: "And who might you be young girl? Knocking on Bruce Wayne's door at this hour of the night?"
Batman: "Alfred. It's me. Bruce. He changed me. Let me go...
2023-09-14 03:59:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Stop Harley, my back. It's breaking."
Harley: "That's okay, pretty soon you're gonna have a whole new one! The Joker loves me, but he loves you even more! Now he's gonna make it offi...
2023-09-14 03:40:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Diana, that monster, I'll get you out of here. I know you're in no condition, but we need to move fast. I'm infected, and, I'm getting more sluggish each minute. He's laced the venom with ...
2023-09-14 03:30:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Alfred: "So it's the food supply of Gotham he's gone after."
Batman: "Every local grocery store in Gotham has been tainted. Alfred, where do you go for our food?"
Alfred: "I have a loca...
2023-09-14 03:18:44 +0000 UTC View Post
(Batman and Alfred are in the Batcave viewing a telecast sent nationwide by the Joker)
Wonder Woman (forced into reading the Joker's message): "Batman, Batman, Batman, the Joker found my weak...
2023-09-13 16:36:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "You may have changed my form, but you're going to pay for it. I'm still the Bat."
The Muscle Man: "You don't look like the Bat. And I like when my girls fight."
Batman: "I'm no...
2023-09-11 03:19:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Mobster: "You're gonna love this next little blonde Boss."
Falcone: "Oh yeah, what's her story?"
Mobster: "Well, the Batman tried to stop our little scheme. And, well, we zapped him. He...
2023-09-11 02:56:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Robin: "What's happening Batman?"
Batman: "The Joker's reconstructed our DNA. Scientfically and genetically, we are his daughters."
Robin: "Oh...haha...no...haha...we...hahahahaha!"
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Marsha: "Oh Batman, we're in love. We shouldn't bicker. Just this one time?"
Batman: "You want me to join you on a heist? I...I want to but...but...it's..."
Marsha: "It's love my deares...
2023-09-07 18:43:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Marsha: "Now that I have you under my spell, darling...what shall I do with you?"
Batman: "Mmmmmmm, While it's true I'm in love with you darling, I still....mmmmmm...have fight in me. I will ...
2023-09-07 14:09:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Damn you Selina. Please. You've won. I will always be your slave. I am producing your army. But you've made me a woman. And it comes with...feelings. I can't deny them. Just let me keep th...
2023-09-07 03:30:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "27 pregnancies in under a year. My body. It's feeling the effects. I'm tired. Insides are ravaged. I need to keep this up. It's the only way to beat her. Get back in shape. I...I...it's to...
2023-09-07 03:25:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "No, this is impossible. I never had sexual..."
Catwoman: "Oh Batman. You're at the mercy of the fertility goddess. Your sole purpose is to give birth. And the goddess doesn't need us...
2023-09-07 02:56:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Wha...where am I? Huh...my voice?"
Catwoman: "What a precious little thing you turned out to be. You got a voice that could lead the loca church choir. And such pretty little pigtail...
2023-09-07 02:49:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "It's over Catwoman. You're cornered and your traps have been neutralized. Just come quietly and this needn't get messy."
Catwoman: "Oh Batman, you honestly think you have me now don'...
2023-09-07 02:34:31 +0000 UTC View Post