Batman: "You did something to me. I can't break free. Too weak. Who are...what?
Hector Viglione: "You know not my name up north Batman. But you will know it well soon."
Batman: "The car...
2023-05-17 03:16:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "You broke my back, but never my spirit Bane. And for the former, you'll pay."
Bane: "Pay heed Batman. This is not your territory. And there is much to know about it."
(Suddenly...
2023-05-17 02:54:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Catwoman! I'm here at your request."
Catwoman: "Yes, I knew you would comply. I even knew you'd take a little longer getting here."
Batman: "But how did you know?"
Catwom...
2023-05-16 03:29:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Henchman: "It's the Batman. He wants to talk."
Catwoman: "Hello Batman. So nice to hear from you. You sound different. Do you have a cold?"
Batman: "It was you! You did this!"
Cat...
2023-05-12 03:51:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Reporter: "Batman! Batman! Just how many women were under the Hatter's spell?"
Batman: "There were thirteen women, but his plot was to control all the women of Gotham. Thankfully we..."
Catwoman: "Now watch boys. We're about to witness the moment Batman joins our cat family. And the fun part, all of Gotham will witness it along with us. Bat's press conference starts in two. They s...
2023-05-12 03:29:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Catwoman: "I have you dead to right Batman"
Batman: "Go ahead. Just get on with it."
(Catwoman pulls the trigger and there is a click; however, seemingly nothing happens).
Catwoma...
2023-05-12 03:14:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Guard: "You ready little Miss Sunshine."
Batman: "It's B..B..B...ugh...it's Miss Parker. It's been six months. Get the name right."
Guard: "You''re lucky I like a little talk back from ...
2023-05-05 03:30:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Guard: "Prison Block 3. Hurry up and get in!"
Batman: "But you have to believe me! I'm innocent."
Guard: "For the last time little Miss Sunshine, we have your signed confession. And vid...
2023-05-05 03:24:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Grandma Parker: "Oh Batman don't you just look adorable. Finally done away with that brooding look. You couldn't look scary if you tried! And Robin, don't be taken aback by the advanced age. It jus...
2023-05-05 03:16:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Grandma Parker: "It's quite simple Batman. You put us in Arkham and we don't like it here. So this little device will make the Dynamic Duo a new duo altogether. Well, 'new' is a little misleading. ...
2023-05-05 03:05:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Becks: "Like, so that's actually him?"
Taryn: "Totally him. He came to 'save me' from the boys. Thought they had the new drug. When he turned I poked him with it. The Mannquinizer person said...
2023-05-05 02:48:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Joker: "What a pretty smile! Not bad for Bruce's billion bucks! You're Batsy the Clown! Proud member of the Carnival's Freakshow! Having you been doing clown things like I ordered?"
Batman: "...
2023-03-14 03:40:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Joker: "C'mon Batsy! I can't wait all day! Mischief and mayhem await!"
Batman: "You won Joker! I conceded. Enough of your games. I am not coming out wearing this!"
Joker: "You've worn w...
2023-03-14 03:19:09 +0000 UTC View Post
After 7 hours
Joker: "And stop!"
Batman immediately stops singing and offers a sinister growl.
Joker: "Have I made my point my little henchman?"
Batman: "I ...
2023-03-14 00:31:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "You know I'll fight it Joker! I'll resist!"
Joker: "Oh indeed I do know that. That's what will make this so much fun! You're going to do your whole fight, fight, fight shtick and you...
2023-03-13 14:41:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "The toxin's acting fast. Affecting my chemistry already. Nothing to...haha...defend myself with. I'm hahahahaha...at its mercy. hahahaha"
Joker: "Oh Batman! Batman!"
Batman: "J...
2023-03-13 03:55:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Robin, everyone! Clear the area. I'll handle this. The toxin is new. Not Joker's regular concoction. He came to Japan purposely. The smog, it's interacting and going airborne. We need to e...
2023-03-13 03:39:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Dee Dee: Chicken's done!
Batman: "Dee Dee doo doo lu lu boo boo! Jokesy wokesy sexy as hecky!!!!"
Dee Dee: "Welcome to crazy town Batsy! You're officially Dee Dee Dee! And you love the ...
2023-03-12 04:58:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Dee Dee: "You're such a fighter Brucey Batsy! But these computer number thingy's tell us you're going batty!
Batman: "Batty? Batty...datty...doo...doo...noooo...Dee Dee's stop...stoppy...wopp...
2023-03-12 04:51:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman wakes but finds that his muscles are useless. He's no stronger than a 5 year old. He can't come close to breaking himself free of his constraints which the twins have made tame almost to moc...
2023-03-12 04:42:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman is taken aback as the Dee Dee Twins of all people have infiltrated his Cave undetected. It's never happened and no one could have predicted that these two criminals would've been the first. ...
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2022-04-27 03:11:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Enough of this nonsense Hatter! I will not participate in this mock Wonder...what happened to my voice? My...oh no! I'm...I'm...who am I? I'm Batman...no, I'm Alice?"
Hatter: "That's...
2022-04-24 03:53:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Marsha released her hold on me, but just as some sick joke. The change is permanent. She knows I'll suffer more being fully aware that I can't go back to what I was. I'm stuck as Cobblepot...
2022-04-18 03:22:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Penguin: "Batman, my dear, I cannot wait any longer."
Batman: "Coming Oswalt! Just trying to look my best for our...our...moment."
2022-04-17 03:54:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "He's hideous, he's a criminal, and evil doer, but I gave my word to Marsha. I'm Ms. Cobblepot. I must be a good wife and support him. And learn to love him. If he asks for my body, I must ...
2022-04-17 03:51:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Marsha...what's become of me? How can I be Batman like this? I'm dainty and so feminine. I feel so...weak."
Marsha: "And that is what you are Batman. You've been trained to be submis...
2022-04-14 03:07:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Marsha, Queen of Diamonds: "So as your detective work made you fully aware, I've partnered with your old friend the Penguin."
Batman: "He's twisted and pure evil. Marsha, my most beautiful an...
2022-04-12 04:23:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Marsha, Queen of Diamonds: "Oh Batman Batman! Aren't you eager. Now what would your fans say of you smoozing with the enemy?"
Batman: "I'm sorry Marsha, I can't help myself. I...I...need you....
2022-04-12 04:07:20 +0000 UTC View Post